well to star off i live in flint yes flint!!as in flint'michigan but was born in alabama.i hate when they make angst fics.ill only except kankgaa fics cuz thats probaly the only shit i can choke down.i started liking yaoi and anime when i was nine(i know like seriously how did i know about stuff like that!)

gender:im a girl so are you happy!!im not a yaoi loving boy!

height:about 5'4 and yes i am really tall for my age

age:none of your godamn buisness!!(smiles sweetly)just no im younger than u are and im not kidding

likes:anything sweet!!,anime,yaoi,magnas,video games,quotes,yo momma fights!!,metal music(just to let u know im NOT goth but they do fasinate me),fat people!!,internet,amusement parks,threats,and people!!

dislikes:followers(it makes me sick to know they dont have a life),yuri(nasty...although i like some yuri couples doesnt mean i read them),vegetables,when they make real people yaoi fics,(ewwwwwww!thats not even yaoi anymore and besides that creeps me out dearly).spoilers,naive people,sluts, dumbass peolpe,and i really HATE bullies

sexuality:im STRAIGHT!!THAT MEANS I LIKE BOYS!!(just because a girl like two anime boys fucking doesnt mean there gay!!)but trust i dont judge a bitch.

fav bands:lincon park,the all american rejects,lyfe jennings,t-pain,kanye west,slipknot,nickleback,and three days grace!

fav food:salsbary stake,and ramen noodles

fav colors:baby blue,royal purple

colors i hate:pink(cuz thats the color of sakuras hair,the color of EVIL!)

im not the average yaoi-loving girl in fact i mostley like (tastefull)porn, i adore chibis and ever since my friend convined me to read that itasasu story i became OBSSESED with incest!!i used to hate it but when i really looke back on it i never really tried it out.but now i love it so any of you anti-incest lovers can FUCK sai's inky DICK if u want to HATE!! i have one brother and two sisters and only one of my sisters LOVE yaoi almost as i do and tat,s my oni-san monie!!she only reads sasunaru,narusasu fanfictions which makes her glued to the internet which is hard to get on the web sometimes i have a huge pottymouth wich means i cuss a lot as u can see. hey,it helps me express myself and my being i love to anoy people,randomness,and dumbass shit!!i can be nice but i dont get along with people who are TOO nice,TOO quiet,and TOO selfcentered but try me i dont bite...sometimes _.

animes i like:naruto,fma,beyblade.sensitive pornaghraph and yes i like hardcore but hey cant blame!!,vampire night,pita ten,black cat,bleach.loveless,jonjou romantica,no money!,shaku gan no shana,inyuasha,kamachama karin,and kurishitsuji!!

yaoi pairings i like:saisasu(SERIOSLY WE NEED MORE FICS OF THIS PAIRING I KNOW IM NOT ALONE!!)itasasu(uchiacestdrool),kankgaa(sandcest baby thats wat im talking about!!)yondnaru(theres more than just a father,son relationshipwink),kibshino(shinos to creepy to be seme but i ecept either way),choujshika(fat asses need luv too!!)kakairu,itadei,sasodei(now thats the shit right there!!)deitob(yep tobis a very good boy,heh,heh,heh)jiraoro(yep i like this couple so?wanna fight about it?)zabhak,zabkaka,leegaa(gaara has to always have to be uke!!got that??)gaaneji(EXCEPTION),cebceil,soubristu,kairei,hichiichi(oh yeah!!i consider them twins wich makes it kick ass incest!!),grimmichi(hawt)ichiren(oh yeah renjis a slut!!)akisono(dont know just came to mind)and many more but i forgot(shit!!)got more pairings!!jetang(makes total sense)zukosokka,sladerobins(robin...oh my god...slade?kick ass!),cyborgbeastboy,robinbeastboy(aww come on look at me these are little kid shows for christ sake!...and i love every minute of it!)sesshinyu(demoncest)miroinyu(definetly cannon couple)royed,edal(theres not enough!!)haoyoh(fav incest pairing!!)hororen(nods head)renyoh(eh...sometimes)kanazero,kanaaizu,ichizero(theres absolutly no fanfics out there!!mamotte lollipops not even on the list!!)ulrichodd(code lyoko love!)hworangjin(jin is uke dammit!),marshallpaul(fav tekken pairing hehehe!),kazuyajin(ohhhh yeah devilcest kazuya always loved his sonwink),paulsteve(steve is uke kickass baby!),paullee(best friend love awsome!),rikusora,shawdowsonic(WTF!),sonicwherehog(WTF!),sonictails(surprising neh?)sonicknuckels(ha sonic is a slut mwahhhhhhh!)kevinedd,(so obvious)abgaru,(pucca love!)

yuri pairings i like:

inohina(hinata needs that kind of boost but still ino is a slut),temhina(awsome pairing!!)temten(more than just a fight)temino(...)karhina(dont know just came to mind and i like it)yukisissy,tsuino(tsundae looks a bit fruity)ninaanna(tekken!)julieask(ohhhhhh yea!)

yaoi pairings i hate:sasunaru,narusasu(i fucking hate that pairing it freaks me out and i want to punch somebody in the face!!),allenren(shakes head),kakusasu(i dont really hate it its just it has to be a really good story)hworangmarshall,kakaobi(nasty),rougeshawdow(i dont get it how do they do it? that would be an awkward relationship 0.0)

yuri pairings i hate:any thing that has sakura in it

het pairings i like:

naruhina(it has to happen in the end!!its not with sakura dumbfuckers!!),kibhina(fav het couple),shihina(skank)nejhina(hyuugacest baby!!),nejten,naruten(dont ask)sasuhina(damn hinata!!where u coming from!!),shinino(someone needs to tame her slutyness),temgaa(cool),temkank(aww leave gaara out),edwin,alwin(its like destiny),yukizero(dont like kaname with her its to...expected and obvoius),sasukarin(hehhehheh...maybe),kotshia(pitaten!),ichiodm(better than rukia)

het pairings i hate:

naruino,kanameyuki,ulrichyuki,amysonic(i hate that stuiped pink idiot!!)shawdowamy(where in the fuck did this come from?!)and anything that has sakura in it.

crack pairings i like:

any thing that has sakura in it(i REALLY hate her alot)

three people couples i like:actully i dont like threesies.i think there revolting,nasty,and just DISGRACEFUL!!but if it counted on my life and i was about to get hung if i dont watch a threesies i would pick kanktemgaa(y'know im a incest lover so u cant blame me!!)

fav yo momma jokes on naruto:

yo momma so fat i couldnt even beleive it!(naruto)

yo momma so dirty she make mud look clean(sasuke)

yo momma so fat she needed to airline tickets:for the front and the back!(sasuke)

yo momma so fat it took me and gai sensei 10 days to run one lap around her!(lee)

yo momma so ugly shes the reason why i wear a mask!(kakashi)

yo momma so fat when i stabbed her my sword bounced off!(zabuza)

fav quotes:

u go girl!now keep going!and dont stop running!(happy bunny)

what a man really need in this world is his couch,his tv,and a can of beer that HE didnt buy(my dad)

noone die in this world a virgin the world screws us ALL(tv)

fav threats:suck my ass-crack bitch!(me),watch it.ill pull that weave out real quick!(nieci),hey dick head you talking to me?(tv),sometimes i wanna kick my foot up your ass!(comedy central),haha thats real funny ok now lets see if youll be laughing when i knock your foot all the way up your ass!(me)

ok so this may sound strange but i fall in LOVE with boys who like yaoi that is so fucking hot!i search for them and look on chats to see if i can find any but no my searching has came up low!most plots i like in yaoi stories are usually humor,romance or just plain rough sex.but my fav is RAPE!!(im am such a perverted freak!!)y'know when they force them to fuck them and in the end the person who was refusing end up enjoying it and falling in love with the person!or when they have TOYS.now that turns a girl on!