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Joined 01-01-06, id: 960920, Profile Updated: 03-03-09

Ew...that's all I have to say.

Coming back a year later, more mature, and finally into my teens has made me realize how weird I was. I might just have a few fanfics of my own. BTW sorry for deleting all the fanfics...but, frankly, I was disturbed by them~


Name: Neiha Sharjeel Khan Lasharie. But you can call me Neiha. Or any variation of it.

Age: 13 years D:

Birthdate: 8th May.

Religion: Islam. Which makes me a Muslim. There is no Religion called Muslim. The Religion is Islam, and it's followers are called Muslims. God. Get it right.

Hometown: Lahore, Pakistan. The best place in the world; I love my country no matter what and will proudly defend it

Residence: Dubai, United Arab Emirates.

Obsessions: Hetalia and Death Note~

Weaknesses: Death Note, Near, Mello, Matt, Matt x Mello Yaoi, L x Light or Light x L yaoi, romances, Anime/Manga, Cute stuff, fluffiness, grey-eyed boys, Sprite, Lipton Ice Tea, Deviant Art, Axis Powers: Hetalia, Nationslash, History, UniversalAPHdressingroom, US/UK, Lithuania/Poland, Sweden/Finland, Germany/N.Italy, Austria/Hungary etc :3, England AKA Arthur, Prussia AKA Gilbert, Switzerland AKA Vash.

Ticker-Offers: Twilight, over-OOC-ness, hypocrites, prats, gits, idiots and Twilight. And also racism/discrimination.

Music: OMG. Metal, Rock all types, Trance, Techno, Dance, Gothic, Dark Cabaret, Indie, Alternative, Punk Cabaret, Ambient, Post Rock

Hobbies: Drawing, Reading, Going on Walks, Fangirling over Hetalia, Writing, RP-ing at UAPHDR, playing on my Nintendo Wii named 'Matt', Skating, listening to my iPod etc.

I am a Muslim. Plain and Simple. I will not abide racism against mine, nor against anybody else's religious beliefs. And, as a matter of fact, I LOVE being a Muslim. No, I am not a terrorist, now shut your trap or I'll blow you up. Yes, I am a Muslim and I do not wear a veil. That doesn't make me any less of a Muslim! So, before you make any remarks read this.

I. Hate. Twilight. Period.

I should really get started on some Hetalia fan fictions, but I never get the time to lies. Year 9 is really proving to be a hectic year for me, so I'll be fairly busy, even if I DO manage to submit something. The only thing that keeps me going these days is Hetalia itself. I owe it a lot.

I adore my internet friends, and in a way, I love them more than my real friends. I have a Husband, a Seme, a Secret Lover and a Soul-mate :D Wow.

I adore my parents to no end. I would do anything for them. Same goes for my religion! I'm a proud Muslim and plan on staying that way!

My goal in life is to somehow access a dimension where 'fiction' becomes everyone's reality, and not just mine. Crazy as it seems, Fiction is MY reality, and I like it like that, thanks.

I'm a geek~

Also, I have nothing against Homosexual people C: I don't PROMOTE Homosexuality, but if you're one, then alright! Good for you~ As long as you're happy, then who am I to judge you, na~?

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Poison Apple by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. Death Note with a Disney spin. Maybe their poison drenched love, this twisted fairytale of most wicked beauty, is all that matters, even when L is dragged back from his grave and faced with his poisoned apple again. Cowritten with Narroch.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 357,768 - Reviews: 2828 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Coffea Arabica by Silent Nacht reviews
England's tea isn't nearly as dirty as America's mouth. England/America. Blatant silliness and fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/28/2008 - England/Britain, America - Complete
An Unexpected Proposal by Yazzy reviews
Oneshot. Following an offhand question from Finland, Sweden comes up with a novel way of proposing to his partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
An Object Of Resentment by Cliscia reviews
Revolts can benifit a country, but it can also destroy it. And for Russia, it becomes physical. Amputation
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Russia - Complete
Akatsuki Bloopers! by Just a Mutt reviews
Just a bunch of random scenes with the Akatsuki and, erm... other people too, I guess. Warning : Author is clinically insane. Chapter 26 is up and the rating might change to M.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 19,896 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Sweet Angels by LiteralBlue reviews
Females on strike! Crushed waffles! Leader's curry night! Headbutts! The watermelon of doom! An interesting lawnmower! Pie! What's Akatsuki to do? Tobicentric. Rated for language. Contains OCs. CHAPTER FIVE: Pie developments, sulky Zetsu and a Hawktopus!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,123 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U.
Angel Food Cake by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. Fallen angel Raito is just trying to get something to eat thanks to his newly found human food cravings. Unfortunately, he can’t remember what he likes. L tries to help out, but ends up doing more. LxRaito. Lemon. One-Shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Sweeter Than Chocolate by WhimsicalShmoo reviews
It's Valentine's Day and Tobi wants to do something special for his senpai. TobiDei slight KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Caring Tears by RANDOMNATIONS reviews
DeiTobi Yaoi fic. Don't like, don't read. Deidara wants to see what's under Tobi's mask and both of them end up in tears. A lot of OOCness. Not in line with the main storyline of the series.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Contact by PullMeLikeI'mYourZiper reviews
Lemon, Yaoi. L x Raito. Raito desired so much not to be Kira. L desires so much for this love.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Sandsibs are Morons by a blue note reviews
see the sandsibs, the ones we all know and love...as complete idiots... but there not the only ones on complete crack! read and find the rest of the characters you know and love act completely out of character!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Gaara, Shikamaru N.
The Best Friends Forever Club by Vampyress-Freak6 reviews
Deidara, Itachi and Hidan form the 'Best Friends Forever Club' as an excuse to cause mischeif in the lives of Akatsuki. Contains yaoi in the forms of: SasoDei, KakuHida, ItaKisa, ZetsTobi and then PeinBlue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7265 - Favs: 6,048 - Follows: 2,573 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Tobi's Bad Day by lover of an alchemist reviews
tobi's day doesnt start too well, then it just goes from bad to worse thanks to deidara, after all Deidara stole his blanket. Rated because of Hidan's mouth and some stuff that happens so yeah...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,153 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Afterthoughts by firefly reviews
Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Genteel by firefly reviews
Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Juugo, Karin U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Fixed Idea by firefly reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Dyler by Iluvbeyblade reviews
When Max collapses during a training session, Hilary is more than usually worried. Later, Max realises that he might just have a crush on the one girl that he thinks would never want him.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,300 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Max T./Max M., Hilary/Hiromi T.
Olfactory Flaw by firefly reviews
After finally meeting up again after 3 years, Shino is irritated and Hinata is dismayed to find Kiba avoiding her like the plague, for reasons beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Neighborhood Friends or Something More by Lil Bre reviews
COMPLETED! KaiMariah, I claim first GaryEmily, TysonOc, ReiHiromi Completed The Epilogue and a bunch of thank yours are up Chapter 37
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 67,889 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Kai H., Mariah/Mao C. - Complete
The Mediator: Dawn by beebee17 reviews
What's happened to all of the Mediator characters in two years after Twilight? Find out here! [JesseSuze]
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,752 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/25/2004