"Welcome to London. We have small strange gays, drama queens in the government, eyes the size of the moon, and two year periods where time inexplicably stops. Enjoy your stay!" "I've been here before, so you didn't need to say that." "Foiled again!" Mycroft threw a smoke bomb and ran away, panting loudly the entire time. [Crackfic, OOC, general insanity]

Arthur Kirkland feels that fate must be set against him when he falls for handsome culinary student Alfred Jones. Arthur doesn't eat because he's not hungry. It's not complicated. Little does he realize, amongst the pink frosting and mashed potatoes, that it's never been about the food. USUK AU anorexic!Arthur and chef!Alfred.

Two years after faking his death, Sherlock returns to London with the hopes of finally confessing his love for John. However, his plan is ruined when he discovers that 221B is empty, John is engaged, and the whole world suddenly seems to revolve around John's fiancé, Mary. For John's sake, Sherlock tries to hide his feelings, but yearning hearts can only stay quiet for so long...

Insults, Smoking, Dancing, Joking, Make-Up, Crying, Shouting, Kissing, Running, Laughing, Loving. All of this on that one fateful day where Allison Reynolds, John Bender, Brian Johnson, Claire Standish, and Andrew Clarke were forced to spend detention together. Will their promises hold strong or unravel? We see who they really on as they struggle not to forget about each other.

When Arthur woke up at the bottom of a lake only to be saved by a giant tentacle monster, he was upset. When he dragged himself up to his castle and found that it was a school for sorcerers- he was upset. Now he has to play nice with them and wait for his best friend and the most famously powerful warlock in existence - Merlin Famous! - to find him and figure out why he has woken.

Once upon a time there was a boy whose brother was kidnapped by a faerie king. DenNor, SuFin and other pairings.

After Harry's trial is over, Sirius, Remus, and a few others find out just how much trouble he's gotten himself into.

Matthew is the captain of his hockey team but is hiding that fact from his parents and brother since they consider the sport too dangerous. Wanting to follow his dream by playing on the semi-professional team, Mattie and the team must hide his bruises/black eyes and avoid concussions so that he can lead them to victory. Go Polar Bears! Hilarity ensured with a hint of insanity.

As a boy, Clint learns to keep out of sight, how to read situations, and how to put his others before himself. When Clint is a young man, he gets shot by Agent Phil Coulson, and he learns to put those skills to use. Clint's formative years, his work with Trickshot, and his long history with SHIELD. The Avengers will be a thing, but their coming together diverges from the movie.

De-aged!Merlin, Caring!Arthur, Caring!Knights, Reveal!Fic. If that doesn't say it all, Merlin is turned into a child by ex-druids bent on raising "Emrys" to be their weapon to free magic. Plot is actually just an excuse to write Merlin-as-a-kid fluff. SPOILERS for S4. Set during S4, after episode #whatever, when Elyan is ... you know.

AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen

A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.

John asks Sherlock to text him what he had for lunch/dinner when he's in the surgery so John can keep track of Sherlock's eating habits. Of course Sherlock would ask John to text him his lunch/dinner because it's only fair. Sherlock/John.

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

Because she didn't wake up new the next morning and stop resenting her family and the world's unfairness, and she didn't just let it end after thirteen hours with the Labyrinth or its King―and they found that worked for them.