Once upon a time I wrote fanfics almost religously.

Then certain sites started throwing fits about what you could and couldn't put up with them. I took that as a good sign to step out of that light for a while and concentrate on my own original works.

I did just that, but in the end I found that, while I had a passion for writing, it wasn't as strong as I once thought it to be.

I don't write much anymore, but when I do, and its Fanfiction related, it will more than likely show up here.

I've been proven time and time again that I can't completely stay away.

Anyway, enough of that blathering, how about a wee bit about me?

I currently work for a video on demand service, answering phones in the fakest voice possible to hide the fact that I'm disgusted with humans, life, and damn near everything in it. =/

'least I got my JoeJoe and my Krissie and Katieand Taz to keep me happy.

I've lived all over Oregon but never out of the state. I'm in the Portland area right now.

I enjoy anything artistic and I draw as well as write, and my Deviant Art account is . Though I was raised in a small town I've been drawn to Portland since I was little, mainly for its high artisan culture. One of my favorite things to do durring my days off is to just walk downtown and take in the sights. I've now lived in the Portland area (in Tigard at the moment) a collective of about five years.

That's about it for me. And if my stories don't make sense...learn to read better.xP Hah. Enjoy, dear readers. And feel free to hurl net-rocks at me for stupidity. I'm used to it.

~~'~,~@ JOR

Okay. I need to get some publishing notes up here, now that I've got more than one story up.

Anything with OLD in the description is anything BEFORE 2004. It is in its original state, unedited save for deletion of author's notes, which I try to put all at the beginning in a forward, or not at all now. Anything not marked is 2004 and beyond, and may have had some editing done to the bulk of the text.

I don't own ANYTHING. This is my big, giant, major, over all disclaimer right here. Nothing. Nada. Zip. All of my stories put to this site are for fun, not for profit, and I never have nor never will claim rights to any copyrighted characters. The only thing I own are the occational original characters that come about.

Current stories in the works!

Gorillaz: Othila

The band takes a break in downtown Portland only to have everything go to hell on them.The entire city has been deserted, the train they were on crashed,novehicals work, andjust when things can't seem to get any worse horriblecreatures get thrown in to the mix!Two OC's, no ships, T-M rating (depending on chapter), heavily Silent Hill (movie and game) influenced. Story help from Krissie and Joesph.

Current chapter count: 10

Last update: I don't even remember now.

Next estimated update: Right now, things are crazy. Beyond crazy. I just moved, I won't have internet until tomorrow, my work place went on another site blocking spree and took down DeviantART, which has me royally pissed, and I'm not entirely sure where I'm going with Othila. A recent review, which was quite nice, pointed out that I'm putting the OCs in the spotlight, and I suppose to a certain extent I am, but I'm hoping if I get my mind in better order I can fix that...

Eh, things are just insane right now. ._. But I'm not stopping on this. I promise. Just be a little more patient with me.

Silent Hill: Affliction

Not mine, but Joseph's story. Dr. Willowes is a succesful phsycatrist and writer who's looking for the 'next big break' in his career. Deciding to study the effects of towns on people's mental status, he goes for the most obvious choice: Silent Hill. Despite all warnings from everyone around him, he enters the deserted town and quickly learns things are never, ever as they seem. Mostly OC's, no ships, M rating.

Current Chapter count: 9

Last update: 5.13.06 (Two chapters! OMG=D)

Next estimated upate: This all depends on Joe, so there will never be a set date in here.

Silent Hill: The Carnby Sessions

Another Joseph story from his warped but great mind! This one's a pardy/humor story centering around Dr. Carnby and his attempt to 'cure' the patients of Brookhaven.

Current Chapter count: 2

Last update: 5.14.06

Next estimated update: Once again, depends on Joe.

Recent completed stories

Gorillaz: Bittersweet Goodbye

2D finds out Noodle is leaving and tries to stop her. No OC's, no ships, K rating.

Silent Hill: The Ride

An older story from Joesph centering around a resident of the sleepy town of Silent Hill. Its just 'one of those days' for Arthur Faust, but he never imagined that taking a simple bike ride through town for some groceries would turn out so horribly. 1 OC, T rating.

Stories in planning

Not at this time+ 5.12.06