Hiya! I have three bottles of sparkeling water, the paper used to pick up doughnuts (chocolate ones!), and a pair of headphones on the desk in front of me, and I need to update. So, expect some updates pretty soon!

I am an alilen from the planet Ooga-Booga. I have, in former lives, been a blue slung with purple spots, a green mechanical pencil, and Jane Eyre. I like the food stuffs that you earthlings call bacon, eggs, and pancakes. I have never been to earth, and this is my first contact with the planet. I am 3,456,832 years old, and I am sliver and scissor shaped. I have no idea whatsoever how I know about the, what you call, internet, the planet Earth, and water bottles, but, somehow I do. So now, I will, how you say, shut up, and let you read. Goodbye, Myesyats, otherwise known as Luf-guf of Ooga-Booga.