Kris Smith's life is turned upside down when her oblivious parents ship her overseas to attend St. Bartleby's School for Boys. Can she hold her own in a school full of boys? Or, more importantly, against a certain Artemis Fowl the Second. SEQUEL IS UP!

From the last summer solstice of their disappearing world,to the plains of Scotland, Four Founders of Hogwarts fight to save their traditions and life. Adventure, angst, action, romance, and humour. True to cannon, Godric/Slazar/Rowena/Helga

Hello everyone, it is I. Joeylejoker, the author of "The spell caster's staff." Bringing a little taste of Christmas with a classic story told from the view of Bartimaeus. I present, "Twas the night before Christmas." The Bartimaeus version.