Rumour has it that one of the RED team's new members is going to be an Australian. The BLU Spy really isn't looking forward to having to try and murder someone like Saxton Hale everyday. However, when the new man arrives, he's not what the Spy's expecting. Not at all. He's going to be far more fun to kill.

Medic is intrigued by the towering Russian on his new team. He wants to cut him. He wants in bed with him. Unfortunately, what he didn't account for was the man's softness and insistence for coupling. Medic isn't soft, and sure as Hell doesn't couple. In fact, his eye is on other teammates too. Heavy just wants Medic be happy, but can he handle such a wild lover?

Engineer and Pyro have been partners on the battlefield for quite a long time. The firebug adores helping his favorite person, and the Texan enjoys his mumbling mystery of a teammate's quirkiness, but one day it seems like the masked one is taking quirky in a whole new direction.

RED Sniper, BLU Spy. They know they hate each other. They also know they adore having sex with each other. Neither is going to admit their own feelings might be a little on the loving side. At least not on purpose.