Um... wow! My pathetic story of eternal... er... pathetic-ness actually got some reviews! I'm amazed! There's only one explanation for this: Some rebel group with internet acess (just because you're a revolutionary doesn't mean you can't have e-mail too) must be using my stories to torture prisoners, and posting positive reviews in order to get me to continue to unknowingly make weapons of mass destruction for them. Either that, or the entire cast of YYH has escaped from the television and are frantically reviewing in the hopes that I don't suddenly decide to parody THEIR show instead.

Er... so much white space to fill! Since I have nothing better to do with my life, here come... the quotes!

"Did they just have sex?!?"
~Danyel, during a dramatic pause in the Kenshin OAV (I think I spelled that right?)

"...And it's a vibrating love bed..."
~Danyel, going into disturbing detail in a truth-or-dare question

Danyel: "I would take a banana in with me."
Emma: "Why couldn't you have said apple?!?!"
Danyel: "Ok, I would take a glass of milk in with me."
Me: "That didn't sound right..."
~Me, Danyel, and Emma at the last Insanity

"This is what drugs can do to you." *breaks stick*
~Me

"If you could [blank] any [blank] of any [blank, what kind of [blank] would it be?"
~Danyel's lovely truth-or-dare poem (hint: it rhymes)

"Yep, my hair's in one of its eating people phases..."
~Me

"Help, I can't tween!"

"...And so the teacher helped me to tween, and I discovered that tweening was fun after all."
~Both of the above by Danyel. Tweening is the act of animating something so it moves or changes in a specific way using Flash programming, not what you think it is, you sick little pervert.

"Face up... face down..."
~The horrible, horrible song that Emma and I have horribly, horribly twisted

Danyel: "You know when you're pregnant, and you get these cravings for bacon..."
Me: "Is there something you're not telling us, Danyel?"

"Oh my god, his head is so tiny. I want to pluck it off and sprinkle sugar on it and bake it and eat it."
~Danyel, noticing Younger Togoro's limited cranial capacity

(On red-cross blood-donation day at school):
Emma: "Oh my god, there's blood in there!"
Me: "Blood?!? Where?!"
Emma: "Awww, you can't see it."

Our answers to 'the question' (For blackmail purposed, I will not actually tell you the 'question'):

"NOOOOOOO! WHHHYYYYY?!?!?"
~Emma

"'Or.'"
~Emma

"I would rotate in space."
~Danyel

"It depends on where I am."
~Lizard

"I laugh."
~Me

Other things said during truth-or-dare:

"I would take a banana in with me."
~Danyel

"Will you bear my child?"
~Emma, acting like the Perverted Monk from Inyuyasha, to Lizard, acting like Tsubame from Rurouni Kenshin

"Goddammit!"
~My Yahiko impressions, circa 4 AM

"Are you hitting on me?"
~Danyel's Hiei impression (to Emma)

"I'm dumb as a thtump, I'm dumb as a thtump."
~Danyel's Kuwabaka impression

"I would leave the fishbowl by the side of the road and run away with Kuwabara's abused kitties."
~Me, when asked to choose between Younger T, Elder T, and Kuwabaka