Hi, I'm District 12 Tribute! :)

A few things about me...

1. I am a SERIOUS fangirl. Esepcially about the Hunger Games. No seriously, I got the trilogy for christmas, and read both The Hunger Games and Catching Fire in 2 days.

2. Harry Potter is my second love

3. I'm scottish, Irish, Norwegian, an Polish. I'd like to think i'm very in touch with my backgrounds, but that's probably not the case. all i really do is wear plaid and eat perogies and leftsa xD

4. Yes, I go to school. Which means I will update only once a week, if I have a story ready. If not, well tuff tootle birds, you'll just have to wait.

5. OH! and if anyone wants my stories ( or stor-Y more like it _ well, for now anyway ) translated into another language, just ask! the best I'll be able to do is google translate, but unfortunately that's a very good translator. It's better than nothing though! :p Except if you would like it in french, that I could possibly help you with. ( my sister is fluent )

I'm Jewish, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm gay, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm Arab, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I speak my mind, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a gay rights supporter, so I MUST be going to hell.
I'm religious, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm atheist, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a religion, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm Republican, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm Democrat, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am Liberal, so I MUST be gay. I'm from the North, so I must be rude.
I'm Southern, so I MUST be white trash.
I take (or used to take) anti-depressants, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm Irish, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. ( on the contrary, I prefer NOT to drink! _ )
I'm Indian, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm Native American, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a cheerleader, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a dancer, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I like to wear skirts, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a punk, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm rich, so I MUST be a conceited snob. ( well... ish. )
I wear black sometimes, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a white girl, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm Cuban, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm not a virgin, so I MUST be easy.
I fell in love with a married man, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm Polish, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm Italian, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm Egyptian, so I MUST be a terrosist.
I have striaght A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I dye my hair, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm into theater and art, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a vegetarian, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I have a bunch of guy friends, so I MUST be screwing them all.
I'm Columbian, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I wear what I want, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm Russian, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm German, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with gay people, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm Brazilian, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm Puerto Rican, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm Salvadorian, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm Polish, so I MUST be greedy
I'm Hawaiian so I MUST be lazy
I'm Peruvian, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a stoner, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a virgin, so I MUST be prude.
I'm straight edge, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a female gamer, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm black, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a girl who actually eats lunch, so I MUST be fat.

I'm single, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a skater, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a punk, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm Asian, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7
I'm Christian, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm mixed descent, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm Muslim, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in band, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm black, so I MUST believe Jesus waz a brotha
I'm Morman, so I MUST be perfect
I'm white and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black
I'm goth, so I MUST worship the devil
I'm Hispanic, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm not like everyone else, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm overweight, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm preppy, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a dance team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm young, so I MUST be naive.
I'm Mexican, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I got a car for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm black, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm bisexual, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a guy cheerleader, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a prep, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the sun, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of friends, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight pants and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a fly, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support gay rights, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have artistic talent, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a big group, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a different sense of humor, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm emo, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a Negro, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm blonde, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm Jamaican, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm Haitian, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm Asian, so I MUST be sexy.
I tell people off, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets greasy a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm defensive, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a nudist, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a former prostitute, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm Texan, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a crossdresser, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw anime, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a fangirl so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an only child, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm intelligent, so I MUST be weak.
I am American, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm Welsh, so I MUST love sheep
I’m a young writer, so I MUST be emo.
I’m Canadian, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a guy, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm Canadian, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. ( is it ironic that I actually do? xD )
I'm disabled, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a feminist, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a teenager, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I wear a bug sunhat when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like blood, so I MUST be a vampire.
I'm an albino, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murdurer!
I'm English, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m white, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like yaoi or yuri, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I’m not the most popular person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the environment, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a fan character, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I chat, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm Pagan, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm Pagan, so I MUST worship Satan
I'm conservative, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm Swedish, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a lesbian, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like cartoons, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I like reading, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my own spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I am Wiccan, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I disagree with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I love yaoi, so I MUST be gay.
I don't curse, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm Swedish, so I MUST be white.
I spot grammatical errors, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm gothic, so I MUST be mean.
I’m strong, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m gay, so I MUST be after every straight guy around.
I don’t want a boyfriend so I MUST be lesbian.
I'm not Christian, so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I drink and smoke, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a cutter, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a perfectionist so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I don't like to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems
I have asthma, so I MUST be a loser
I am an adrenaline junkie, so I MUST be suicidal

I'm a person, so I MUST be labelled.