Name: You can call me Kristen or Mich. ;)

Gender: As far as I can tell, I am of the female variety.

Age: I was born FEB18 of '93. You tell me.

Location: There! -points vaguely to the east coast of the US-.

What I Will Not Read/Write:

-Non-con, Infidelity, Strong BDSM, Unresolved angst/tension.

Favorite Pairings:

-Harry Potter:

.Harry/Draco

.Harry/Tom Riddle & Harry/Voldemort

.Remus/Sirius

.Harry/Remus

.Harry/Severus

.Harry/Lucius

.Hermione/Viktor (random het, I know)

.Harry/Salazar Slytherin

.Salazar/Godric

-Twilight

.Alice/Jasper

.Edward/Bella

.Bella/Jasper

.Bella/Emmett

-Underworld

.Selene/Michael

.Lucian/Sonja (Im a sucker for canon in this series)

-Phantom of the Opera:

.Erik/Christine

Raoul needs to just go die, Christine too for that matter, so I can have Erik all to myself :D

What I Hate:

.Authors who hold chapters hostage for reviews. You should be writing because you love to write, not because you want to hear how great you're doing.

.Authors who have no concept of grammar and correct spelling in their stories. If you're not the best at that kind of thing, either use spell/grammar check or get a beta.

.Authors who cannot handle constructive critism. Not all suggestions/corrections are out of anger or dislike.

.Chat Speak, unless it's involved in a parody. Only then is it acceptable.

.Plagarism. I believe that speaks for itself.

.Whiny reviewers. If I'm writing, then I promise to finish it, even if it takes me a while. Stop your complaining. Also, you can ask politely if I'm going to update soon, or write a few encouraging words. That will speed me up more than complaining.

.Pointless flames. Don't like my story? Then go read something else that sparks your fancy.