RoxasGirl
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Joined 05-06-11, id: 2899308, Profile Updated: 08-12-11
Author has written 6 stories for Kingdom Hearts.

Likes: Staying away from people, books, writing, writing Fanfic, cats, chocolate, computers, Yaoi, and Kingdom Hearts!

Dislikes: Idiots, Non-fiction, pointless running, McDonald's, school, and he-who-sings-like-a-girl(you know who I mean)

Passions: Writing, Reading, Soon-to be-cosplaying(Roxas!), AMV making. Being Healthier?

Music?: Mindless self indulgence, linkin park

People who I hate:

Homophobes

Hatters(give whatcha get XD)

Non-believers, Shunn them!

belief bashers

touchy-feely people

incompitent idiots(90% of my school)

Cons I hope to go to:

SoDakCon, 2012

SoGenCon, 2012

PM me or something if you're going too!

Youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/user/Zukitata?feature=mhee (MEEEE!)

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Don't you just hate sterotypes? the bold ones relate to me!

I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor
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I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy (ok, the crazy part may be a bit true...)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-achiever
I act freaking CRAZY so I must be craving attention.
I LAUGH ALL THE TIME so I must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell
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I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

Stereotypes suck.!

I was born on the day of

In the month of Luxord (explains why I like cards xD)

In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Saix

And I'm Luxord+Xalden year's old

If you get this, put it in your own profile

Now onto Random stuff!

Your Guy Side!

You love hoodies. yupp
You love jeans.
yes!
Its hilarious when people get hurt. yes
You’ve played with/against boys on a team. yup
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. yes
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. yes
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. yup
Gory movies are cool. yeah!
Baggy pants are cool to wear. yes
Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
no way! they’re awesome!
Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. yes. blue'n'black
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
yes
Talk with food in your mouth.
yes
Sleep with your socks on at night. yes

TOTAL: 14

Your Girl Side!

xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick. yeah…chapstick
xYou wear eyeline. if i knew how..
xGo to your mom for advice. sometimes...
xIt takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. hey, i gotta spike my hair to perfection.
xYou care about what you look like. most of the time
xYou love the movies. yup

TOTAL: 5

You say I’ve lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can’t lose what you never had.

People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

Growing older is mandatory. Growing up is Optional.

Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE AN AUTHOR IF…

- You talk yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time…)

- You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. ‘why do I constantly ask myself random things?’)

- You often talk to yourself like you’re talking to someone else. (e.g. ‘have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone’s liver?’)

- After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, “Wow, this stuff is great for sugar-highs…”

- You like off of sugar and caffeine. (Correction: Sugar, hot chocolate with mini-marshmallows, and CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!!

- You’ll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

- Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

- When replying to an e-mail, you’ll never actually address the point of it.

- No matter where you are in a room, you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

- The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Y? Y, where R U?!)

- People think you have A.D.D. (or bipolar).

- You think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

- You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

- You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no “apparent” reason.

- Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a long time ago. (Well, mainly because my best friend (whom I constantly hang out with) is as crazy as I am. I’m starting to think I’m the reason she’s crazy…)

- And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you’re a good writer: You failed English 101. (Ah, no, actually. Straight A’s since ninth grade =D)

(Copy this into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

"I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one who won't give up"

-By linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin, but words slice through my soul within

So many girls pretend they’re something they’re not just to fit in. If you are not one of those girls, copy this into your profile.

If you think it’s stupid that girls are associated with the colour pink, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I. Xemnas:

() You are the leader most of the time.
(x ) You like black.
(x) You wished/wish you were someone else.
(x) You don't listen to others
( ) You like doing research
TOTAL: 3

II. Xigbar:

() You have bad eyesight.
(x) You like throwing things at others when angry.
(x) You wish you were able to teleport.
() You wear your hair in a ponytail.
(x ) You have/wish you had a gun(wish)
TOTAl: 3

III. Xaldin

() You like windy days.
() You have tried to steal something precious from someone.
() You like dragons.
() You have/like dreadlocks.
() You've tried to anger someone on purpose.
TOTAL: 0

IV. Vexen

() You are disrespected by the young ones.
() Someone has already considered you a traitor.
( ) You are the oldest of your group.
() You like experiments.
(x ) You like cold days.
TOTAL: 1

V. Lexeaus

(x) You are not very talkative.
(x) You like brain games.
() People are afraid of you because of your appearance.
() You are very obedient
( ) You are very strong, physically speaking.
TOTAL: 2

VI. Zexion

(x) You love reading.
(x) You are not very sociable.
(X) You are one of the shortest of your group.
(x) You have a very sensible nose.
(x) You like to allude others.
TOTAL: 5

VII. Saïx

(x) You have double-personality issues
( x) You are more active during night rather than day.
( ) You like werewolves.
() Your superior trusts you.
() You have a scar on your face. (Burnt mark)
TOTAL: 2

VIII. Axel

(x) You are somewhat a pyromaniac.
(x) You care deeply for your best friends.
(x) You are two-faced when you need to.
(x) You don't like when people don't remember your name.
(x) You have a very fiery personality.
TOTAL: 5

IX. Demyx

(x) You like music.
( ) You know how to play a guitar.(I want to!)
(x) You like rainy days.
( ) You like swimming.
() You are usually a very happy person.
TOTAL: 2

X. Luxord

(x) You like playing cards.
() You like to gamble.
() You like using big words
() You have stolen money from others.
(x) You have/wished you could curse someone.
TOTAL: 2

XI. Marluxia

() You like pink.
() You like flowers.
( ) You are plotting to overthrow your superior.
() You were betrayed by someone.
() You are a bit of a flamboyant person.
TOTAL: 0

XII. Larxene

( ) You're the only female on your group.
(x) You like storms.
() You're pretty agile.
(x) You like to mock others.
(x) You think ninjas are cool.
TOTAL: 3

XIII. Roxas

(x) You love ice cream.
(x) You are the youngest of your group.
(x) You think people are hiding something from you.
(x) You usually have strange dreams involving people you've never met.
( ) You prefer afternoons rather than nights and mornings.
TOTAL: 4

Personality wise, I am most like Axel, How I act is most like Zexion (Emo!), Who I am is Roxas (Whoo-hoo!)

Alternate Names :

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Gilizzle(serious? .)

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Black cat (oh yeh!)

3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Kingireg (lawls!)

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Black poison

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Inaeeme

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lee

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Smoke

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Strawberry life

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Black Jar of dirt

10. Your star wars name: (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Kingi

11.Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Inalglxi

- Italic anything that doesn't apply to you.
- Bold the five-ten that best apply to you.
- Copy to your own journal

Here's mine

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel. the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

THE KH SURVEY

SECTION 1: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy? Most definitely Axel. Or Roxas.

2. Your favorite KH girl? Xion

3. Your least favorite KH guy? DiZ. Just cause.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Kairi. She just seems stupid.

5. Your favorite KH world? (Includes both KH and KH2) I love 'em all, but Twilight Town rules.

6. Least favorite KH world? God, um... Agrabah, too much sand.

7. Favorite Weapon? Oblivion Keyblade. Cool name, cool design, and cool color.

8. Least favorite weapon? Any of Donald's staffs, idk…

9. Favorite summon? I don't know what they are.

10. Favorite form? Final form

11. Favorite pairing? Axel and Roxas

12. Least favorite pairing? My creepiest one I've seen? Lexaeus and Zexion. Lexy-chan will crush poor Zexy-chan!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've ever heard of? Demyx and...Marluxia. *Shivers* Bad thoughts...

14. Weirdest pairings you've ever heard of? Weirdest. Oh, a lot, but I guess Sora and Reno. I mean, wtf?

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves"? God...people that don't know how to pronounce the Orgy 13 names!

16. Favorite partner in KH? Um...Axel?

SECTION 2: Believe or not believe

17. Do you believe in Xemnas/Saix theory? eh, maybe.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No, just because his hair is like that doesn't mean he's emo (hugs Zexion) He's anti-social. Like me.

19. Do you believe Marluxia is gay? Yes. I mean, pink hair and flowers and sparkles? Either he's a dude that looks like a lady, or he's gay. Gay for Vexen. And my best friend pretends to be him, that’s a party…

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? I hate her! She takes Sora from Riku!

SECTION 3: Answer yourself

21. If Roxas has to choose between Namine and Olette, would would you root for? Probably Namine.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? They should make it for the ps2. Ventus is Roxas! Nah, jk. * And Master Xehanort is an idiot and creepy pervert stalker.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? Gah! I don't know! I need it! But I doubt it!

24. If you had the choice to meet ONE KH character, who would it be? Axel

25. What KH character do you relate to most? Roxas because he’s a closet emo. like meh.

26. What's the most embarassing moment you've had that had to do something with KH? ohmigawd... nothing yet xD

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? No...want to...maybe Axel or Roxas. but i know someone who would make a good Axel *coughgigglesnortPagecoughwink*

28. The funniest moment in KH is? the part in Days where Lexaus backhand Roxas and says, "there. now you're on your last legs." still cracks me up for some reason xD

29. The hardest enemy/boss? I can’t get that stupid leech grave still.

30. What was the good addiction in KH that made it so addicting? Organization 13!! and Axel's smexyness.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence? Pence

32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion, he's cuter

33. Riku or Roxas? Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora? Still Roxas.

35. Axel or Demyx? Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene? Larxene scares me, but she has an awesome falcon-kick.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? AkuRoku.

38. Namixas or Namiku?! Namiku, Roxas is taken!

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? AkuRoku!

40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoRiku! Go Yaoi!

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea Salt Ice Cream, ftw

42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud, the other emo guy!

43. CloTi or Clerith? eewww, hetero...

44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Simple and Clean, forever!

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! ('bout time!!)

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character as well) Zexion, Axel, Demyx, Roxas, Sora, Riku, Cloud, Reno, Xion, Leon and Namine.

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Um...Final Fantasy is good. And maybe Harry Potter? Oh, deathnote!

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? Well, Ventus and Roxas, for one. Terra sorta looks like Zack. Aqua reminds me of Xion.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? Kingdom. Hearts. 3!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2. Because Riku look like a smexy man whor-oww! Sora!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? Um...everything and you wish the guys there were real so you could hug them.

Anime is life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek, Inuyashagrl101, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha,MoonlightSparklezLonelyUeki RoxasGirl

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

If your dream is to have one of your books published, copy this into your profile. (Oh, how happy I would be… =D)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar-high, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy this into your profile…

…and if that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic, teh queen of randomness, Xannijn, Miakoda715, Tefnut Talvi, Beast Boy's Swivel Chair, Giggle Wiggles, Fox-Zodiac, Leafstar of LyokoKonoha, MoonlightSparklezLonelyUeki Roxasgirl

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are writing a book, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

"You killed my hat." - Kisuke Urahara (Bleach0

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't and never will, copy and past this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Cerulean Queen24, SuicuneLover12,Furyfur,CharmedPokemonMagicLonelyUeki RoxasGirl

If you think that they should just give the Trix Bunny some yogurt, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you love to write copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.( but i lose all the time..)

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

92 of the teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listens to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If your favorite pairings are the ones that are rarely written, rarely thought of, hated or given a "WTF?!" by others, and you're PROUD of it, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Hell yesz! SoraxLeon and XemSai for the win!)

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

Perfect men are only fictional. (Sigh...)

WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In.'
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their coffee addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For smuggling diamonds.'
7. Finish all your scentences with 'In accordance with the prophecy.'
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go.'
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask 'Why don't the poems rhyme?'
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address your by your wrestling name.
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won!! I won!!'
18. When leaving the zoo, starting running towards the parking lot yelling 'Run for your lives, they're loose!'
19. Tell your children (or someone) over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go.'

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. (It says enter with permission only... I wonder why...)

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Believe it!!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you hear voices of the Kingdom Hearts characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true. It's not fair... *sob*

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! You are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. (I hum to myself during school or during passing period... and i have a mental ipod)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a MySpace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks MySpace is a dumb way to make friends, relationships, etc. post this onto your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Screw cookies - the Dark Side has YAOI!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.(AND THEY HAVE YAOI!)

YAOI!! If you love Yaoi then YOU ROCK!! And you should put this in your profile

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile. (If you people cut up one more chinchilla… _)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, PASTE THIS

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, PASTE THIS

When darkness calls, I will answer, when my mother calls, I hide...-.-'

The most hated people in the world are the one who invented school and the one who invented homework.

I'm not crazy... my reality is just different than yours.

My parody of "let me borrow that top" by Kelly

Let me borrow that knife
Let me borrow that knife
Let me borrow that knife
I wanna borrow that knife

That's such a cool knife
That's a cool knife
I wanna borrow it
Let me borrow the knife

Aren't we friends?
Aren't we friends?
So what's the problem?
Lemme borrow the knife

Let me borrow that knife
Let me borrow that knife
Let me borrow that knife
Let me borrow that fucking knife!

Don't be a betch
don’t be a betch
don’t be a betch
Lend me that knife

What are you saving it for?
You're not even using it
You're not gonna use it
So lemme borrow it

If you are an Axel fangirl, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you absolutely hate any kind of math, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you say 'Squee!' whenever you see your favorite bishie(Sora Axel Demyx Roxas Inuyasha Link ETC ETC) copy to ya profile and add ya name.(LonelyUeki)RoxasGirl

If you say 'got it memorized' just to annoy the living crap outta your friends copy to ya profile and add ya name.(LonelyUeki)RoxasGirl

If a video game/anime/movie/book/fanfic has made you cry, post this in your profile.

If you are writing a book, copy this into your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile

If, whenever someone says 'orgy' you think of Organization XIII, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have every experienced a random fangasm while playing KH, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when any of the Orgy XIII died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Roxas bashers should get a life and believe that it's not his fault that he's an underdeveloped character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.

If you are a pyromaniac and also love Kingdom Hearts 2, and as such think Axel rules, copy this into your profile.

If you believe Axel has a heart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile. I did. And I haven’t even played KHII!

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile (He loves saying it...it's so true)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile. Many, many, many times. Manytimes.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. all the time...

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you’re on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely, positively, LOVE Kingdom Hearts, (either one) or Final Fantasy, (any of them) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are an Axel fangirl, then copy and paste this onto your profile

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Brotherly Bonding by Kitty Jinxter reviews
I really don't believe people when they tell me that Axel likes me. He's my stepbrother- and frankly, he's kind of a dick. And nothing will ever change that- or at least, that's what I thought before I started actually liking him back. M/M, side lesbians, Roxas POV, will eventually get a rewrite. Enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,238 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 11/5/2015 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Back to the Basics by Hawkear of WindClan reviews
MATURE CONTENT - AkuRoku, ARR, SoRiku, SephCloud, AngGen, Zemyx, TifaLoz, LucVin, AU. The characters of Kingdom Hearts in our World and their 'lives' here. Currently being rewritten, updates unscheduled. Story will be completed this year.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 84 - Words: 212,478 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Teenage Wasteland by xo.Kyorii reviews
"No, Roxas. I'm not okay. I came here hoping to explain things to the love of my life, but instead I'm stuck with your introverted girlfriend, an emo kid, a lovesick desperato, a terrorist, a seventies chick, and a whole island of teenagers in my way."
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 302,300 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Sora, Kairi
The Wonderful World of KH by bladewielder05 reviews
Oh, the wonderful world of KH. According to many, they figure troubles should have rose the minute the characters walked in. According to Heartless, you can't read in the dark. According to Nobodies, they have no feelings so they don't care. According to the Unversed, they suggest you shouldn't read lest you die of their wrath. According to one particular person, please R&R.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011
Labyrinth Island by x-BaByKo-x reviews
6 guys. 1 girl. Stranded in the middle of the ocean. How will the group get along? How will the only girl deal with the guys? The island is beautiful, but it can turn its survivors into ugly monsters. Nx?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,405 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Naminé
Incomplete by Jokul Frosti reviews
The Organization is defeated and Sora finally has Kairi. But why is Roxas so restless? And what's up with Riku? Will the darkness fall over the Islands again, or will Sora and Riku's hearts find a new way to overcme it?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,669 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Fan Number 61 by a quirky little tune reviews
When Riku and Sora return to the islands after their adventures, they find their troubles are not quite over. Riku has to deal with a Riku fan club sprouting up in school and Sora... well, Sora has to deal with the fan club in his own way, too. RiSo
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,373 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Riku, Sora
Flowers for Your Grave by AlpineMarmot reviews
Roxas' always thought of himself as normal. But when he starts seeing dead people, his seemingly crazed behavior earns him a one-way ticket to Oblivion, a group home for disturbed teens. Or is Oblivion what it seems…? AU AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Roxas, Axel
Is it Abuse if We Both Do it? by sora girlfriend reviews
Well? Is it? AkuRoku. Warnings inside. Squemish do not enter here.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Paper Hearts and Promises by Moriens-der-Lyset reviews
Roxas had everything before his parents died. Now, he is sent to live with the von Fusen family. Lost in a sea of unfamiliarity, it seems he can only depend on himself... or will the von Fusen's son Axel step in and give him a reason to keep going?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,191 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Teacher's Pet by thedeviltheangelandtheme reviews
Sora Hikaru: missing. Roxas Hikaru: searching for his brother. Riku Utada: a man who may know much more about the disappearance than he says. Warning: Sadism, Rape, Gore.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,643 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sora, Roxas - Complete
Scaredy Cat by RetiredBatBrain reviews
Horror Obessed Axel gets his dream job working as a monster for a haunt. Roxas gets a job similar, but he can't stand anything scary. Why did he even get the job? R&R Akuroku more.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Nobody Special by A.D. Williams reviews
It should be no surprise that Light's become a Nobody. Now he's being forced to work for the Organization. In the meantime, L has his hands full solving the mystery of Light's missing heart...if he could figure out how to get off a certain island first!
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,017 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
You Shouldn't by LunaChu97 reviews
Kairi hurt Roxas. Namine must get her revenge. Warnings: Gore, Insanity. Pairings: Namine/Roxas. Kairi lovers, dont read.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naminé, Kairi - Complete
A Dollop of Daisy by Hawkear of WindClan reviews
Axel is watching TV alone on a hot summer day when the classic Daisy Sour Cream commercial comes on, giving our favorite Flurry of Dancing Flames an idea...yaoi, lemon, RokuAku, AU, odd use of sour cream. :3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Giving In by Hawkear of WindClan reviews
Happy AkuRoku Day everyone ! I know it's a few hours late, but I was very busy today. Lemon, obviously, in honor of Axel and Roxas' love for each other. :3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
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Going to the Dark Side reviews
i'm about to start posting on my new file, on the dark side. I welcome you to atemp to figure out who I i am, but i doubt you will. and I thought this little script would be funny. read it anyway, it's not long and it's...amusing?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Random Rants of Kingdom Hearts
I saw another girl doing these and I love to do bits at the ends of my stories anyways, so here's just the concentrated version. Warnings:Contains yaoi, language, severe Kairi bashing, and could go ANYWHERE. I don't own KH... yet xD
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,825 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011
AkuRoku Drabble reviews
Just what the tittle says. AkuRoku drabble to my favorite songs. R&R please! Suggests yaoi, rape and suicide.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Roxas' Welcome Back PartyGone Wrong reviews
When Sora dies in a tragic accident, Roxas is sent to be in the Organization again. They hold a party in his honor and it does not end well for a few members. Told from Marluxia's POV. Contains yaoi, drinking, drugging, and rape. Not MarluxiaxRoxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Marluxia, Roxas - Complete
Freak of Nature reviews
This is what happened when I fixed AkuRoku for my friend. It didn't quite... turn out how I planned. What have you got to loose? Warnings of Yaoi, suggestiveness, a weird suprise, and language. Did I mention I suck at summaries?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Inseparable
Roxas is suicidal and Xion and Axel are trying to help him, only to follow him. And then they find themselves... not quite themselves. Rated T for language. I'm not sure where it's going. Pairing Sugestions are welcome. And I still suck at summaries
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Published: 5/17/2011