After destroying his 14th car, France has been told by his government that he has to pass his driving test. The only person 'willing' to help him is England - in return for help in getting a date. Chaos ensues. *Standalone story, not a sequel* All the usual characters turn up: Pru, Den, America, Pol, Russia, Scotland

Dark intruders have taken over the Loonatics tower while our heroes are off protecting space. When the Loonatics come back to Acmetroplis for a little R&R however, they find out that their old home has changed, taken over by an evil version of themselves. And when these Evil Loonatics kidnap Duck, can his friends manage to avoid prison and rescue him in time? Find Out!

After being rejected by All-Might, Izuku takes Katsukis advice and jumps off a building. Only to find that they aren't very good at staying dead. With a strange quirk keeping Izuku from staying dead and forcibly stitching their body back together when it's cut or torn apart, maybe they can become a hero! FemIzuku, UndeadIzuku, Pairing TBA. M cause zombies are messy when blown up.

In the continuation, the gang is introduced to their newest member. Please R&R.

It's been a year since Ladybug sacrificed herself and was revealed to be none other than Marinette Dupain-Cheng, and Adrien is finally starting to heal. However, when a new villain shows up in Paris and seemingly wrecks havoc without a cause, it's up to Adrien to end the threat. But why does this enemy seem so familiar?

Just a one shot that I thought of after reading other stories about the season 3 trailer.

This was how it began - Tony Stark had called on Peter Parker for a mission while he was out with May except the mission did not end the way anyone imagined or hoped it would, and now Peter's life has been pulled out from under him. (Or the story of how Tony found himself having to be more than just a mentor to Peter, one small step at a time)

He had been there when she fell down, picking her up, so she would do her best to do the same for him. Lukanette with hints of Adrienette

After making the decision not to drink at the Agreste Christmas Gala, Marinette is unwillingly intoxicated anyway and lets a little secret slip to her rescuer...

"He's only human and you're Superman. You're supposed to be there to protect him! To save him!" - Clark and Bruce travel to an alternate dimension. Bruce is missing and Clark meets Superman.

Francis Bonnefoy is an artist who is dying of a brain tumor but he won't tell his best friend Arthur Kirkland. He is also working on a new Japanese Anime under the employ of Hidekaz Himayura and helping design the character for England, who he has based on his best friend Arthur. However, something magical happens when he is literally taken into the comic book...

When Peter is attacked, Steve will save him. No matter the cost.

A Reporter sees Loki in his Jotun form, takes a picture and posts it online. Loki will become very distress when the entire world sees it. The Avengers are going to have to try and fix it.

It's a summer day and very hot. This is very bad for Loki because of his heritage. He gets Heatstroke. What will happen?

Francis was late from work, and England wasn't sure if he was to be happy or concerned. /FrUk One-shot!

Maddie wants to know more about Phantom, so when she gets a chance to ask one question, she takes it. But while Phantom's answer is vague, it might be enough for her to figure out the truth. (Rated K because of paranoia)

When the Loonatics discover something new about Duck, how will they react? And how will it change how they see Duck? Characters may be a bit OOC. Also I do not own Loonatics unleashed, they belong to WB, Enjoy!

Wanda, Natasha, Steve, Clint and Peter are kidnapped.

Did you ever expect someone to actually write a fanfic over fast food restaurants? Um, yeah... Wendy is a young, freckled, and ambitious girl ready to experience a very interesting journey through culinary school. so, yeah. Wendy's, McDonald's, Taco Bell, Starbucks, Burger King, Subway, you name it...WELCOME TO THE FOOD WORLD Cover by SingHero

For a while now, Clark had been suspicious that his son was doing something weird and those suspicions were confirmed when he heard a conversation with Robin. JonDami [SuperSons]

What did Jessie felt and thought in her mind when She thought Woody is dead

Bucky's dead. Steve falls into a state of depression and ignores all of Tony's trying attempts to help him recover. Steve is hurting himself, presumedly. And Tony hates it. [Modified from original writing.]

Jack Frost always came to Amity Park around Christmas. He always brought fresh snow and played with the kids in the park. He always found time for one of his favorite believers, Danny Fenton. Jack was always a presence in Danny's life. Until one day, he wasn't.

Human AU Baffy. It's Bugs' Birthday and a cause to celebrate, only Daffy's panicking because he doesn't have a gift for him. What can you give the most important person in your life? What gift is good enough? Daffy's running out of time. After all, Bugs' special day only comes once a year. :)

Minds don't care what they think about. This carelessness sometimes leads to thinking of troublesome things. As for Buzz, his first mistake was misunderstanding some...things. A WoodyxBuzz fanfiction !Written after Toy story's second sequel!

When Adrien gets invited to eat with Marinette and her family, he gets to see how a normal family acts. Will this bring him closer to her, or will his envy drive a wedge between them? Takes place directly after Kung Food.

It was all gone. His father, his home and his life. He would have never believed he would ever be living on the streets, hate being Chat Noir and Adrien Agreste and avoiding his friends completely. There was nothing left. Nothing at all. (Hawkmoth is Gabriel Agreste)

Some of the RFA have gathered for weekly movie night, but Saeyoung has no intention of watching the movie. ***Rated M for strong sexual content***

Naruto receives a less than pleasant visit from Itachi Uchiha. His world is completely turned upside down as the encounters continue and he is forced to make a decision. Lemons! ItaNaru, maybe some slight SasuNaru and possible Mpreg. Warning: Dark themes- Rape, Depression, etc. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!

"I can't believe this." Tsunade sighs as she looks down at the disturbingly adorable children in shock. "They're children again!" Thanks to a strange new Jutsu the Rookie Nine, Sai, Sand Siblings, Taka, and most of the Akatsuki were now children again. And that meant until they could get some answers out of the "attacker," the Academy now had to act as a Ninja Day Care! Crackfic

The Bad Touch Trio are at a retreat with their respective partners, the only downside, is that they have to go to couple's therapy. But what's a couple of hours of therapy, when you get to spend the rest of day with your buds! The thing is, Arthur, Lovino and Roderich, don't really see it that way. How will the Bad Touch Trio keep everyone happy? Pairings: FrUK, Spamano and PruAus

After King drags Wendy, Ronald and Kentucky with him at a cake convention, Wendy finds herself dealing with her feelings towards Goldilocks, all the while she kept convincing herself that she's straight. What happens when jealousy comes in and triggers everything? [Yuri] (Characters are based on humanized versions of fast-food restaurants in AND out of the Philippines)

Prussia accidentally turns America and Germany into kids again. Now he has to hide America from England, and distract Germany from his quest to find his long-lost love...a.k.a Italy. HRE!Germany.

The main five emotions have gotten various interns to become the official sixth emotion. Many have came and went, but never the one that Riley needed. That is till Riley begins to discover the wonders of her body and boys. In comes the emotion that the main five were never quite prepared for, especially Disgust: Desire. Warnings of language, mature themes, and sexual content

What happens when Yoosung get's jealous of MC and Zen's friendship after the RFA party? MCXYoosing Yandere!Yoosung Spoilers: Yoosung's (good) ending Warnings: explicit content, violence, character death, now complete!

My rendition of the show's cruddy IMO first season plotline. Hopefully, I'll maybe just be more entertaining and informative...or crash and burn...yeah...UPDATED! FINISHED!

Agent Kirkland and Agent Bonnefoy are just trying to do their jobs, so what happens when they're assigned to work on a case with a pair of twin boys? It's an adventure they won't soon forget.

The fraternity Omicron Eta Nu (formerly known as the Ouran Host Club) was founded by Tamaki Suoh in order to show the American GREEK system what the Host life looks like. Their motto is that " chivalry is not dead, class is not breed, and the art of the elite can most certainly be learned." Want to join? (currently accepting OCs)

This is a series of one-shots about one of our favorite dysfunctional families, F.A.C.E. There may be suggestive themes in future chapters.

After returning later than usual, Francis is confronted by an angry Brit. Poor Francis doesn't even know what upset the other but the other doesn't seem to want to stop anytime soon.

"You should come over and eat what my dad made." "What did he make?" "Me."

when Italy first suggested a vacation America was the first to volunteer to be the host, but why is America so different?

In the same vein as Bunnies For Your Amusement, I now bring you my collection of Hetalia Kink Meme oneshots and short stories featuring the North American twins, America and Canada! Now includes non-LJ drabbles.

Arthur has been an orphan for as long as he can remember, but his life is soon changed when a rich French family adopts him as their second son. What are these unfamiliar feelings he has for his new older brother, Francis? FrUk, It may or may not be sad, summaries are hard. DISCONTINUED

While working on a new invention Tech gets turned into a baby! But when the villains get a hold of him, can the Loonatics save him before they raise him to be one of them? I don't own Loonatics please read and review!

Since I know I have followers who do like AmeCan and those who don't, I've decided that the best solution is to make a new drabble archive to hold all my specifically shippy stuff. AmeCan, Canadacest, and Americacest all included in here. CLOSED!

Alfred is a submissive little trying to catch his Saturday morning cartoons over breakfast. (Un)fortunately, his daddy dom has other, less wholesome ideas. America/Russia. DDLG!AU.

Canada's sick, and what happens when the nations to find him is Russia? what will the FACE family do to protect there innocent Canadian? Does Canada want to be saved from Russia? (warnings inside for each chapter)

All Arthur wanted was to spend an evening with his 'boys', but 'NO' work had to screw things up. The boys, however, plan to still have their evening with daddy one way or another. YAOI boyxboyxboy, don't like, dont' read. UKCanUS, also don't like, don't read. Daddy/brother kink and smut!

Arthur Kirkland's in big trouble.When hunting for the contact number of Guinness World Records while driving at 40m/h,he nearly ran over a man and now the said man has Amnesia. A few streets away,Gilbert and Antonio are searching for their friend Francis who left their shared apartment but never came back. And the missing man only has Luck, Arthur and a Mini Cooper to blame.

When Woody falls, Buzz catches him.

Ino wanted to practice a new mind transfer jutsu, and asked Naruto to help her and be her guinea pig. Naruto of course agreed but was it really smart of her? Read to find out! SasuFemNaru. Don't like, don't read.

It wasn't a secret to anyone that Obito liked Rin, or that Rin liked Kakashi…but as Minato is about to learn, there is a whole new dimension to the love triangle when he learns that Kakashi actually has feelings for Obito. Being in charge of a group of hormonal teenagers was bad enough without them all being in love with each other...

Tony and Steve share a moment under the stars when Tony starts talking about his childhood. Pure fluff (with a little bit of feels) c: (M/M Stony)

You get a text from England that turns into a phone call in the bathroom.

Antonio falls head over heels straight into commitment for his fiancé. After years of dating, the Italian model leaves Italy to settle down with him. Gilbert and Francis disapprove and do their best to break the two apart. But even though Lovino doesn't speak English, he knows their plans and doesn't want to leave. Thus, the war begins.

Hassleberry's dino DNA gives him alpha status as a male and he is able to hypnotize anyone around him.

When Sasuke Uchiha decided he wanted to make friends on the internet, he never knew how attached he would truly get to a very interesting individual named Rammy. NaruSasu

After an accident leaves his body in tatters, Arthur Kirkland is remade by experimental surgery into the greatest weapon the intergalactic empire has against the rebels. Space Dystopia AU. Warnings include: violence, mass-slaughter, cyborgs, regulated prostitution, some PTSD, attempted suicide, guilt. EngCan, brotherly!FrUK, FrUS.

5 years after the end of 'A New Life' and everything seems perfect to Arthur and Francis but when someone finds out about their relationship and doesn't agree with it, will everything stay perfect?

When I found out about Hetalia Units, I was hesitant to get them. But the thought of having a chibi or life sized version of my favorite anime characters? Now I HAD to get them. But I never knew how much of a hassle they could be until I got my first Unit- Chibi Canada. Now, instead of dying of cuteness, I'm dying of insanity. Based on 0ptimuspenguin's manual fics.

England starts to feel depressed. France notices. Subtle-not-really-there-FrUK. Friendship France/England.

Misty and Dawn get hypnotized by watching a DVD

Francis. Antonio. Lovino. Arthur. Four boys and their relationships and struggles with each other, and the world around them. They'll grow up together, but will they stay together. Framano and SpUK as the story goes on. T for now. Rating will change later.

Sherlock is bored, until John forces him to read the paper. There, he reads of the death of government official Arthur Kirkland. The problem is, Kirkland is downstairs in Speedy's, eating breakfast. Now England's biggest secret is at stake...

Hypnosis (noun); Placing persons in a drowsy, sleep-like state in which they allegedly become vulnerable to the suggestions made by the hypnotist.

When attending the world meetings, it seems that a few nations don't turn up. This seems normal; but in reality, they were turned into their national animals! Contains adult themes/language, crack, extremely stupid. This fanfiction should not be viewed by anyone. ((EDIT: I wrote this in 2012, so it's... it's written by a 2012 weaboo. You've been warned, disregard the emojis.))

France, Spain and England get together with Canada, Romano and America for a shota group "pleasuring". FRANADA SPAMANO UKUS SHOTA WARNING! By the way...if you don't care for shota...DON'T READ IT!

The nations can't do anything right, much less Secret Santa. Pairings: Fr/Uk. Spamano. PruCan. Gerita. RusAme.

Russia wants to become friends with America, but he gets more than he bargained for. Rated M for later chapters. RusAme with a bit of FrUK and a touch of PruCan on the side.

France needs England's help because he believes some kind of magical creature is attacking his home. Of course this all has the makings of a trap, but who is the one trapping who? Canada and America soon bring another problem to them, as this world isn't the only one full of monsters! FrUK, FACE, 2P

Just another week for our beloved FACE family. Just another, odd week. Rated T for language, and France. Enjoy! R&R!

A collection of primarily one shots written by me! (Originals can be found on tumblr) Ratings vary from K-M, and will include almost exclusively RusAme/AmeRus prompts

When the allies come together for a meeting who would've expected England to turn the tallest member and the loudest member into young children!

Elsa's doctor is concerned for her health in the run-up to her coronation and makes a medically acceptable diagnosis that involves a certain, special treatment. This results in Anna masturbating with a vibrating doorknob. There is some logic in between those two sentences, but only some. Contains Elsanna.

Written as a response to a request. Ben manages to hypnotize Gwen into being his sex slave, and things go somewhat crazy from there. AFFO, ChallengeFic, COMPLETE, D/s, Fingering, HJ, Inc, MC, M/F, M/s, Minor1, Oneshot, Oral, PWP

England's siblings try to curse him and end up turning him into a girl. Fem England.

Italy has made a huge mistake – he bet his own brother in a poker game…and lost. Romano now has to spend the next 24 hours with America dragging him around town and somehow NOT kill the guy. (Romerica)

Eren hates being called a brat

Since the Bad Touch Trio decided to blow up their room, the vice-headmaster decided to change the room disposition; this is how Arthur Kirkland, the Student Council president, found himself with Françis Bonnefoy as his .. -Gakuen!Hetalia; Human Names used; probably OOC; main pairings: FrUk, AmeriPan, Fra/Spa/Pru, AsaKiku, PrUngary, SpaMano, and many others!-

Oliver has had enough of Arthur's swearing and decides to take it into his own hands. (2pUKx1pUK) Yoai! Bondage! don't like, don't read.

Mowgli meets a Seductive Sir Hiss. Rated M for yaoi!

The end of the world is coming, and it all started with the disappearance of the United States of America. DISCONTINUED.

Iggychu, the Opium Pairing, The Tea Family, or the Tea Pairing. These are all names for the adorable and tsundere pairing of England/China. Get ready, because there will be a new oneshot about this couple every day for an entire month!

What happens when Hungary and Japan combine forces and take over the World Meeting? Great minds think alike. Multiple pairings and total fluff galore...and maybe more.

Arthur has a crush on his new French teacher! Problems? He's seven years older than him, has a son, and he's French! He won't fall for a frog! Never! ...right? AU! Teacher student relationship thing. FrUK

A collection of one shots that some how involve the British Isles (England, Scotland, Wales, N. Ireland) that will be randomly updated. I don't own Hetalia.

If you liked reading my story Secrets of the Nation's Curls then I'm sure you'd like reading this story. The title says it all. The random things that happen to the Hetalia characters. Human names might be used.

It was lust at first sight. Yaoi!

"God I'm so fat." "No, Alfred. You're not. You're –" "Stop it! I am and you know it! The whole world knows! Just stop okay?" Trigger Warning, Human AU, and F.A.C.E. Family.

When Francis' mother got married again, he found himself with four rowdy, dirty boys for brothers that he never wanted. As time passes, he notices that being unwanted is something the youngest brother, Arthur, knows pretty well. He tries to be a good big brother, but nothing is ever as easy as it seems, especially as romance and yet more new brothers get in the way.

It's Children's day and Franky, Robin & Brook decide to give the Strawhat kids a little gift!

1975: An elusive Mafia Boss has plagued Palermo for a couple of years. Even if the police manages to get its hands on him, he always has an alibi, and walks free the day after. How is it possible for him to be in two places at once all the time?The police sees no other option but to hire two of the best detectives around, a certain mister Carriedo and a certain mister Beilschmidt..

Naruto has a panic attack during a mission, and Team Seven try to calm him down with little success. One-shot, may become a two shot.

England takes a shower after a tiring day. He gets more than he bargained for when a little surprise sneaks in, ninja style. ( ScotEng )

What happens when Sealand and Wy discover Hetalia at a World Meeting, and everyone watches it? Follow the nations as they discover everyone's secrets and some other stuff. Warning: Contains language. Oh, and Romano. Rated T just in case.

The Cold War is finally over and America and Russia are doing well. But what happens when France has his "great idea?" A drunk England, sassy American, frisky Frenchman and cunning Russian don't mix well. TEMPORARY HIATUS

America was just protecting them, he needed to protect them. He had to keep them safe... And if no one knew of their existence, they could - and would - be out of harms' way. But what happens when Rave, a powerful enemy, breaks America to the point of asking Canada for help? What will happen when the states he kept well hidden for nearly 200yrs suddenly meet the rest of the world?

Johnny get's takin advantage of by his sisters.

This is what happens when the Bad Touch Trio listen to a little girl: They end up falling in love. The issue is they're mermen while the people they fall in love with are human. Be prepared for some craziness. Please read before deciding that you don't want to. Based of the 'Little Mermaid', both the original and the Disney version. Pairings are listed inside. Rated T for language.

(England x France): England somehow time travels when he was a pirate and lands right next to himself and France! "Oh God..." He must find a way to go back home, and have them not find out he is England with the name of Alphonse Kirkland! "So you aren't my brother? hm.." (Title Change)

After several years of suffering from illness, Francis decides he no longer wants to go to the doctor for treatment. His family isn't too keen on his decision and do their best to convince him to change his mind. Throughout their days, they remember when things changed their family forever and accept Francis' decision. FACE family and FrUK. I do not own any of the characters.

Itacest. High School AU. PWP at times. Cheating and lots of smut. So many other pairings it's not even funny: FraGer, GerIta, (mentions of) SpaMano, SpUk, PruAus, Franada, RusAme, Denmano. (OH MAN IT'S OVER 10,000 WORDS). Discontinued in January of 2015

John doesn't believe hypnosis works. Sherlock proves him wrong. (PWP)

When one of Arthur's spells go wrong, it turns Francis, Ivan and himself into children meaning the rest of the nations are left to take care of them! Even more chaos insures when Ivan and Francis start fighting over Arthur. Follow the three troublemakers as they grow into teens, trash walmart and annoy the others. Who knew it was this hard?

"They only met once, but it changed their lives forever." Human!AU. Breakfast Club-esque. Five boys from different cliques are forced to spend a Saturday in detention together. While there, they learn more about each other than ever imaginable. Main characters: Russia, America, England, France, China (Human names used). Various pairings (RusAme, FrUk, etc.)

Japan's pet tentacle monster is out to find food for herself and her young. And she loves the seed of countries. Featuring Americest (aka AmeCan), FrUk, and Itacest. Rated M for tentacles.

A little girl came into the World Meeting crying,"PAPA! Arthur is being a bully again!" Why does this little girl look EXACTLY like France? And why exactly does she act like ITALY? VHAT IS GOING ON HERE? A/N I was laughing the entire time I was writing this!

Alice Kirkland hides in her room, crying. They're fighting again, and it pains her. Every day, every night. Fem!England, eventual pairing.

The deadly Rage virus spreads throughout Great Britain and Arthur and Francis are trying to find a way to stop it. Will they be able to? Based on the 28 Days/Weeks Later movies.

Antonio is sick an he dreams of and old forgotten memory.

Young America and Canada are curious about their bodies and what they can do. Human names used. AmeCan. Rated M for sex.

Sick of England always treating him like a child, America planned a little prank for the Brit using Sadly, America used the spell on the wrong nation, using it on a certain 4000-year-old Chinese With China now at the age of 15 and enjoying every minute of being young again, it's up to the Allies to turn him back before he gets

"In this life, we only have each other," No truer words had ever been spoken," With three brothers missing, it wasn't easy to hold onto hope Mikey's pov

Guess who realized she can't write long-term stories unless she has all the chapters written out first? So, instead I'm going to put up cutesy little 1 to 2 chapter stories for various pairings, depending if my readers want more to it or not. I ship a lot, so you might see both FrUK and USUK dabbles in here or both DenNor and NorIce, etc. I'm open to requests.

Arthur Kirkland did NOT have a crush on Fancis Bonnefoy. No, not at all. He didn't want to be around the bloody frog but High School has different plans. One very odd year-long assignment is going to test Arthur in ways he'd reather avoid. One major pain in the arse being Francis Bonnefoy. (Warnings: Shounen-Ai, strong language, some violence on Arthur's part, rating might change.)

A new home, a trapped door, nightmares and possession? Just what is going on and can Francis stop it before it hurts the one he cares most about? FrUk.

Fem!England is taken against her will and her memory is erased. She remembers nothing of being a country, and neither does many of the other countries and their opposite gender counterparts. Can she figure out her past with the help of some others who share a similar problem? Human names are used but they're still the countries of Hetalia. :) Has some language.

on December 24th the Hetalia Hospital of Mental Illness has many stories. watch as on this day that they will murge into one (RusAme,GerIta,PruCan,SuFin,SpaMano,FrUk,GiriPan) (they liimited me to 4 but i have 14 people, i want to make them all as equally as important. so theres the pairs. please tell your friends this is my first fan fic by myself) (oh yeah i dont own hetalia)

In Hetlia High, there were unspoken laws that made up the school's popularity system. Punishments for breaking the laws were severe. Arthur Kirkland broke two of these commandments. "Dude, Arthur's a punk AND he's friends with the Bad Touch Trio?" "Oh man, Al's gonna be pissed."

Send Letters to cardverse America

The happiness of one's loved shall be his own happiness. Francis loves Arthur, Arthur loves Alfred. AU. FrUKUS. Is currently being rewritten.

four times they met England's brothers and the one time England's brothers met them. Rated T for Scotland

England's out to embarrass France. However he seems to be having more fun than he thought, that is until their fun is suddenly called to a stop!

America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.

A new year is starting at Gakuen hetalia, and Arthur is taking his first few baby steps into the school year. But with a loud group of misfits and a frog Arthur can hardly tollerate; how long will it be before Arthur finally looses it? Rated T for Arthur and Lovinos language. Also some pairings after a while, we'll see what happens. But FrUk for the main. Hope you enjoy!

Okay... title kinda sucks but makes sense. The Big 8 have been assigned a special mission: to become temporary substitute teachers at an American high school! With "normal" names and knowledge to rival a computer, what could possibly... go... wrong...?

England and Scotland have loathed each other for more than a thousand years, but it's all about to change when Scotland is suddenly presented with the job of taking care of the now 5-year-old England- with Big Brother France's help of course. Contains minor ScotFran and cursing- with fluff to top it off of course.

Robin was right. He was in trouble, because as much as he admired the quality, he realized the danger of it now, the captain always got what he wanted.

A KaaxTarzan oneshot. Driven by sexual hunger, Tarzan meets Kaa. Rated M for sex, yaoi.

"They pass in an instant, like wilting roses."

America is madly in love with his brother, Canada. With the help of France and England, this confession isn't going to be any easier. Read and figure out what kind of twist will happen. Includes: Baby!America, Possessive America, hint of FrUk, and Shounen Ai. Complete, First Hetalia fanfic.

When Arthur Kirkland (England) attempts to put a curse on Francis Bonnefoy (France), he accidentally invokes a spell that summons the characters of the Nyotalia universe. See how the cast of the Hetalia interact with their genderbend versions. [DISCONTINUED]

Father's day is coming up and America thinks the states should visit their old colonizers. Not everyone is thrilled. There are spies, mimes, bulls, cake, murder, pirates, soccer and much more. EUROPE PREPARE TO BE INVADED!

Alfred F. Jones lives in a world where nations exist, and he is one of them. But he is different. He can see the balloons. Every nation has a bundle of balloons tied to their wrists, all different colors, and string lengths too. During the revolution, England's disappear completely. What did Alfred do? Can he fix it? USUK Complete Oneshot M

What if you had a clean slate? If everyone you ever knew, completely forgot about you? Would you have the same friends? Enemies? Would that one person fall for you all over again..? Or would it all turn for the worst?

The Allies (England, America, China, Russia, France) got drift up on an island. What are they going to do? Will they ever get back home?

Welcome one and all to my story! This story is about the bad touch trio and there time inside and outside of the world academy. Witch mean's three different couple's! We have! Spain and Romano! Prussia and Canada! France and England! And other minor paring's though the story! The more review's the more I will right so I hope you all review and fallow the story! Rating may go up!

Every country has a Dark Side to them.. whether they know that or not. And what happens when the Dark Sides of each of them decide to come out and attack? Chaos. And poor Canada is going to find that out first. DISCONTINUED

Precious moments between a big brother and their little brother. I start off with Iceland and Norway! There'll be America and England, China and Japan, Canada and France, and many more! I will update ASAP! This is more so flashbacks if anything...the younger brother is a chibi in each! Please R&R honestly! TAKING REQUESTS OF ANY GROUP/ BROTHERS.

I got a belt at Hot Topic. These characters were next to each other. Canada/Greece/Ukraine/Poland/Switzerland/Finland/ Sealand/Hungary/America/France/Lichtenstein/Austri a /Spain/Estonia/Lithuania/Latvia/England/China/Russ ia/Italy/Belarus/Romano/Germany/Japan/Canada Thus, this crack fic was born :) COMPLETE

France has been changed back to little France and England has to take care of him well trying to get the spell to turn him back. Lot's of Fluff! FrUk so ya tell me if you would like to see a part two are not!

A normal day in a guard's life: an extra shift, a freezing night, boredom, and too little pay. But of course that would not be enough to suffer when it's about Arthur Kirkland, no; all that is needed to make his day even worse is an infamous band of thieves. AU, oneshot.

Did he really cry this much when he was a colony? It was as if his eyes watered from even a weak wind. He was like a pregnant Poland in this state. Not to mention the strong urges to touch everything that was polished, sometimes with an overwhelming urge to put it in his mouth... Rated for language and innuendos ...And Romano.

This small story is just about England's first word's and it's just really cute! Please read!

Alfred and Mathieu spent their whole lives watching the children around them, and felt lonesome at times. Could they possibly find a way to bring their bickering guardians together in order to make the family they've always wanted? Who knows, maybe Arthur and Francis could learn to get along. Mainly cute family fluff, and a bit of FrUk :D. Rated T to be safe, but it's all clean :-)

France and England play a game well known to every one around the world called none other then Hide and Seek! Let's just say some fluff so I hope you all like it! Thanks' for the idea Iiz42Awesome! You're Awesome!

America wasn't the only child to despise baths. Big brother Francis and baby England fluff! one-shot

*FACE Family Mother's day Fluff* Which one is considered the Mother? *FACE/FrUK*

"What did I say?" he whispers. Scotland kisses his brow. "That we all end," he replies. England barks a laugh. "I must have said more, I know even now that we all will end," the Englishman bites. Scotland frowns. "Don't make me tell ya how, I just couldn't," Scotland murmurs. England's head turns. "Fine". AU. One-Shot.

Happy birthday England! Norway and Romania come over to celebrate England's birthday, Romania got a present for Britain that got America wondering what happened while he was gone.

Scotland and the other UK nations come to look for England, only to find him in trouble. Upon taking him to the hospital, they discover that he's in labor and has a kid; France's kid. How will the United kids deal with this and what will France do when he finds out about the kid? Warning: Mention of yaoi and Mpreg. Please read and review

America made it his mission to celebrate every countries birthday and he succeeded. But it looks like they missed our favorite Brit's. "But wait...Does anybody know England's birthday!" "No..." Well thats a problem. /mention of England x world. Why? Cuz its adorable./

What if people found out about the Nations?

It's England and France's anniversary. France has a sneaky suspicion England might have forgotten. [with guest appearances from Switzerland, Belgium & North Italy]. For FrUK day/April 8 2013.

Britain makes a HUGE mistake with a spell and now all the countries' bodies have switched! Nobody can remember who's who and Britain doesn't know how to change them back. Tensions are rising and nobody knows what to do. And now there's another problem, they only have two days to fix it otherwise it's permanent! (Rated for language)

Inspired by the song, but not a songfic. When Francis shows up late for a very important date, Arthur is undoubtedly furious. Some things are said that he quickly ends up regretting.

It started when some man manages to get into G8 meeting and attacks England. From there it went downhill. Can France save him? Or will it end up in tragedy? FrUK

England is a gentleman who has been shunned from his village, with Flying Mint Bunny as his only friend. Will a chance meeting with a mysterious man who appears in a magical lake change that? Please R&R! Pairings: FrUK

So what happen when Prussia invites the trio and America for a sleepover? Read and find out also pranks gone terribly wrong.

England starts the UCTFBRIR, or, Ukes-coming-together-for-better-rights-in-relationships. In retaliation, France begins the SCTFFDIR, or, Semes-coming-together-for-full-domination-in-relationships. Truly, this is war. (Cracky! FrUk, Amerada, SuFin, Rochu, GrPan, DenNor, HongIce, GerIta, SpaMano, AusHunPru. REVIEW! 34 follows and in two chapters only 22 reviews? REALLY?)

I absolutely do not ship it! but my friend wanted some good FrUK so I wrote this! Little England has a cold when someone comes to visit!

FACE Family fluff and fun, sparse pairings. Drabbles about France and England's parenting skills, or lack there of.

Sequel to An Unusual Occurrence. France wakes up to find himself on a strange ship without his body, while Sanji finds himself in a similar predicament. Can England fix the situation that he didn't cause? And will the Strawhats notice that their beloved cook has been replaced? Same pairings as previous story. Cover by SybLaTortue.

When the main eight countries move in together in a new house because of a global financial crisis, creepy happenings start to make them question their safety-and sanity. FrUK, GerTaly, AmeriPan, RoChu. Rated for language, mild violence and some slash.

Arthur and Francis, we all know about there relationship, but will Arthur ever realize that he is in love with the French man? (A FrUK fic, kind of short but does have some fluff involved.)

A fight between Leo and Raph leaves Mikey hurt, brothers guilty, and enemy's going to far.

Cardverse AU. For a long time now, the king of the Kingdom of Diamonds, Francis, and the 'queen' of the Kingdom of Spades, Arthur have been having a romantic relationship behind everyone's turned back. But when Arthur suggests they do something completely out of the blue, will it end up compromising everything?

"The King of Spades is but a naïve child and the Queen a jaded fool." "Hush, mon cher. Do you not realize the consequence if your words were to fall on the wrong ears?" "It means naught to me." All he can see in the man in gold - but does the man in gold see him? Cardverse AU.

Here is just a cute little fluff that I made when I got bored. Super fluffy I hope you all like it! Please review! ;) -Edited by Abby5565

When Britain collapses in the middle of the World Meeting, of course its cause for concern. When it turns out the problem is not with Britain, but with Arthur himself, how will his friends and fellow nations react? France steps up to take care of his old friend during his troubles, but it may end up being more trouble for him than he bargained for. FrUk, Complete.

Arthur wakes up against the warm chest of Francis, and it definitely is not the first time. T for mentions of sex. /... I always suck at writing summaries

Antonio goes to Arthur asking for a love potion to get Romano to love him. But something goes wrong and...well...Romano isn't the one who drank the potion. How can they fix this mess? SpUk, one-sided Spamano, one-sided UsUk. Rated T just in case

Spain and Prussia have a hilariously awesome riddle to ask England and France, but the answer they give isn't really what Prussia and Spain were expecting...

England and France are kicked out of a UN meeting for fighting, again. But when they are left outside in a rainstorm, things change.

Arthur has told Francis he couldn't make it for Valentine's day, but is he telling the truth? Read to find out! Just some late Valentine's Day FrUk fluff. It's a happy little story, and I hope you enjoy it :-). All clean :-)

Mike has Changed... not in a good way either... and its all our fault... sorry baby bro just, please come back to us, this ain't you. - -Raph

France stood up at the conference table, trying to get everyone's attention. "Ah-everyone, I quit being a nation." Aging is hard. Rated M for adult themes; yaoi- FrUk.

Francis and Arthur find themselves with twin baby boys after a spell goes horribly wrong for Arthur. Can they keep their on again, off again relationship together and care for the boys? FrUk France x England with baby America and Canada!

France hates Valentines Day. (Slash, FACE)

So, the Allies' bosses have decided that the five should take a ski trip to Salt Lake City, Utah, famous for its mountains and Mormons. Pairings: FrUK and RusAme. Rated M to be safe

England is trying to cast a simple spell until France walks in and it goes wrong.

Francis and Arthur had been friends since they were children, they were both the other's support and couldn't get by without the other. FrUk, Human AU, reviews are appreciated!

High school setting. It's Valentines day and Francis has the whole school buzzing. Arthur couldn't care less. Fruk fluff.

FrUK. Human AU. Based off an RP I did on Omegle. Rated T for swearing and some themes. When Francis shows up at Arthur's house in the middle of the night looking like he hadn't slept in a week, what will Arthur do to help? A few plot twists leave Arthur the one needing comfort, so Francis switches rolls. With Alfred in the way, now how is Francis going to win Arthur's heart?

Once a month, the FACE family comes together to bond like the wonderful loving family they are. Actually it usually ends in fist fights. But maybe if they played Super Smash Bros Brawl they wouldn't fight in real life...Maybe? No? It was a good try all the same. Rated T for language.

England's magic goes wrong. The result? Chibi!Spain, Chibi!Prussia and Chibi!France! Wait! Uh-oh...This can't be good… Warnings: NOT RomanoxEngland! Family stuff, with our favorite tsundere characters taking care of our fav Trio. BTT, crack, Spamano and FrUk though not really, NOT shota, rated T for Bad Touch/Friends Trio and England and Romano's mouths.

Trapped within an inescapable hotel with a room for everyone's deepest, darkest fears, France is faced with his own room. His worst fears come to life right in front of his eyes, and all he can do is cry.

France sneaks up on England during a quiet moment, and is surprised to find the Brit... crying?

The Allied Forces are invited for lunch at a five-star cafe in France. Britain thinks it's suspicious, but everyone else says he's just jealous because France's food tastes better. It will take a while for him to adjust, but he might actually like it...but probably not.

FrUK / / America really insults England with his outward "opinion" on Britain's position in the European Union, and the younger blond is left speechless when England takes him down a notch. But in reality, England doesn't know what to do in regards to the American, and so goes to France for help. Who knew the frog could be so wise? / Current Affairs in Europe, Hetalia style!

England has got himself a new 'friend' to join magic club. There's only one problem; Only England can see him. The other nations start to get more than a little concerned about his obsession with this new imaginary nation friend- Magic trio with Romania as a cardboard cut out- Inspired by the Beautiful world trailer where Roro stays completely still as England sweeps his cape. :D

The title says it all. How did the others find out about their relationship? Very short FrUk story.

Oneshot based off "Paint it White". This is what happened to France and England before they met up with the others on the island. FrUK. Rated T for Language.

It's a world meeting, and France was, well, shocked to be honest. He never expected this. I'd love to say that it's funny, but in fact it ended up sweet and touching. Fail!Humour in action!

When the magic trio decide to have a meeting to test out some new spells Romania found, it doesn't go exactly as planned; England, Romania, and Norway are turned into children leaving the other countries confused on what to do. I wrote this at one in the morning so I'll probably go back and fix it tomorrow later today?

Arthur is once again forced to go to Alfred's anual New Year's Eve party and after last year, he's sure he's going to find a way to embarrass himself in front of Francis. FrUK, it's better than i make it sound in this summary.

On a hot summer day, France and England cool off in the river. Toddler!England and Teenage!France bonding fluff! one-shot

England has been lost in Paris in the pouring rain for hours. Of course he's going to stumble upon France some time.

England has just recieved a text from France. And it's kinda naughty.

Arthur, alone? Not for much longer. Rated T for suggestive ending. ;D (Updated with a second chapter. You may have seen what happened at the end of chapter 1, but the story continues, Arthur gets his vengeance.)

"I just don't see how a few minutes alone can make two people suddenly fall in love." Arthur doesn't understand the logic behind love, but can a wacky idea by America and seven minutes alone with Francis change his mind...? FrUK.

Arthur is waiting for his date to come, and he's worried that he won't show up. But then, karma hits. And he ends up being carried to his bed with a concussion, by a certain frenchman. This day couldn't have gone any worse.

They thought the threat was gone but now Francis has gone missing! Can Arthur find him before it's too late? Sequel to 'Sleeping On The Job'

The first draft for the story 'A true desire obtained'. In this story, Danny gets to truly know Desiree in ways he would never have thought before after a slip of his tongue. Contains mature content and hypnosis.

This is a one shot based on what happened to England and France when they get separated from the other nations. Yaoi is inside this fanfic so don't read if you do not like it.

One-shot. FACE family AU. It seems Francis can't get rid of his French habit, but Arthur doesn't mind, for once...

"You said you didn't like me." Francis reminds him. "Your hair was like gold and you smelled sweeter than anyone I had ever met; I liked you as much as a six year old could." FrUk. Series of one-shots; different pairings.

England's sick again, France finds himself bored and at the ill man's beside. Who can resist such an orgasmic face? France sure can't. Rated T for France's mind, pants, tongue, hands, and everything else. FrUK with super perverted France.

Just some very short and very random phone conversation between Francis and Arthur. *LE GASP* I'll continue this fic! :O No one saw that coming.

When Japan's experiment turns France and England into children again, America and Canada are stuck taking care of them... However, will raising their parents bring the brothers together? Some yaoi, the F.A.C.E. family as the fans are calling it. Comedy with yaoi mixed in. If you do not like yaoi or are prone to complaining, please leave for forever be hated by fangirls and fanboys.

Arthur really just counldn't stand being short. AU. One-shot. Fluffy fluff-ness.

Francis and Arthur were once childhood friends, but were forced to separate with a promise to meet each other again. Fifteen years later they reunite again with one small problem. They had made more promises, but neither of them wants to bring them up in case the other forgot. Fruk Au.

After losing their parents, Alfred and Matthew are put in the care of their uncles/godparents. Unfortunately, the two hate each other. The twins just want a family, and darn it they'll make sure they get one! FACE.

For many students its settling back into HetaWorld Academy, but for a British Student its struggling to fit in. When he meets up with the bad touch trio by accident, could anything possibly go worse? -Boy love -possible steamy scenes (rating will change if they occur) -BTT (nuff said)

France has always tried to protect England, ever since an incident from their childhood. England has never noticed though and France has had to hide the reminders from the first time he ever protected England. Will England ever find what France did for him?

Arthur has always liked magic; and when he buys a new magic book that has a spell that would make his happiest dream come true, how could he say no? But will things take a turn for the worst? FrUk and PruCan. Other pairings may appear.

A spell turned Canada into a child! Whodunnit? For once, it's not England. Norway got drunk, and now Mattie's a kid. How will the nations deal with this turn of events? With maple syrup and chaos, of course. You think Canada's invisible? Not after this he's not.

England turn's into a cat and the worst part France is over. Really poor England's day went from bad to worse and worse to super worse! Fluffy really fluffy! Have fun reading!

BTT/BFT show us what a teasing game is . Yaoi One shoot

When countries start disappearing one by one and being replaced with odd, yet similar characters, it's up to Arthur and the remaining countries to find out what's going on. Meanwhile, another character pulls the strings and watches it all fall into play.

Germany has gone crazy and torn France apart. With England's help, will he be able to recover?

Everyone has known England was one of the world's oldest nations but how many people have gotten to the bed with Britannia in there arms? worldxengland fruk pruk spuk usuk canuk geruk chinauk russuk

There's a dispute between countries, and little Alfred and Matthew get caught in the middle of it. After being kidnapped and left to die on an elevator, Francis and Arthur are in a race against the clock to find and save them. But will they be to late?

One of Japan's new inventions exploded, and now Italy, America, and Japan have been reverted back to their younger selves. And their past caretakers get another chance at helping them. T for later chapters where Romano comes in.

Scotland and England's relationship. Sorry no pairings but it's heavily implied. Rated for England and Scotland's potty mouths, fighting, kissing and France. A collection of stories from one-shots to long stories. Some angst, some humour and some fluffy.

It Canada's birthday and he's so excited! Untill he goes to the world meeting that is... FACE family fic.

And one time he was cared for. Mostly lacking in pairing, lots of Arthur but not Arthur!centric, fluff and paternal/maternal ness.

While trying to prove his magic was real to America, England accidentally turns Spain and France into children. The two then proceed to explore this new time era and cause trouble for the rest of the nations. Some serious chapters in the future. Non-yaoi. DISCONTINUED.

England, Romania, and Norway soon become a powerful trio for the incredible Magic Club in Gakuen Hetalia. However, they soon learn that their magic can bring all sorts of trouble for the whole school.

Alfred and Matthew built their company from Alfred's garage up. When Matt's safety net breaks and his secret comes out, will their fragile happiness crumble, too? Can Alfred go against his very nature to fix what he didn't even know he broke? Am/Can Fr/UK

Francis and Matthew have moved to England to be closer to Arthur but Matthew isn't comfortable being there.

Zoro goes shopping for Sanji but buys the wrong kind of fruit. After accidentally eating the fruit Sanji turns into a baby! Will the crew find a way for him to get back to normal?

Steve thought that he would never meet anyone from his old life once he woke up 70 years later. To his surprise, he finds Alfred F. Jones, who he thought was just a normal man in the army. After he learns Alfred's secret, they begin to connect.

When England accidentally casts a spell, he and America get into some trouble...now they are turned into children again! Will England ever be able to fix it? Until then, the two have to survive in Canada and France's care. COMPLETE

Arthur's anger explodes, and a spell gone wrong brings him back to the past...though not through time travel. Alfred has never been good with child care.

Not to be read by anyone under 18. This story contains graphic descriptions of sexuality. If this offends you, leave now. This is fiction. Hypnosis does not work this way. If you feel like trying this, seek help.

Sometimes, America wishes he could be invisible too. Expecially when Canada decides to get revenge at a world meeting. AmeCan AmericaxCanada Dirty!Canada Mentioned FrUK.

Alfred is dying to tell his secret and Russia is the perfect one to tell. In the meeting America mouthed to Russia: "Got s secret can you keep it? Swear this one you'll save. Better lock it up in your pocket. Taking this one to the grave. If I show you I know you won't tell what I said. Cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead."

The nations reflect on the ancients and all reach the same conclusion.

Just who could Arthur's valentine be?

France and England get turned into little kids again and now it's America and Canada taking care of them. The past starts to creep up on them as their old memories arise. The torments they suffered as child are back to break them. FrUk

Because Ivan only speaking Russian to Alfred. But to everyone else he speaks English. The American decides to learn Russian. Little did he know just what Ivan was saying to him the whole time. Yaoi/smut

A FACE story. When the children sneak out for a midnight adventure, Mommy and Daddy are forced to team up to find them. Finally Complete!

What happens when Alfred gets into an accident and is reverted back to his younger teen years? What will Arthur do and how will the other nations handle the situation? USUK/UKUS Summary Fail XD Just read! :D

Luffy's life is in danger and it is up to Nami and the rest of the Straw Hat crew to save him. Can they save him before it's too late?

England's in another argument with Scotland, so he's decided to take refuge at France's house until he and Scotland calms down. Much to France's delight.

Everyone has noticed it, even America. England has become heartless these days. So the nations send in Italy to hopefully make him talk. When the island nation does talk though, will everybody be able to deal with his response?

Frustrated after another pointless world meeting, Britain decides to blow off steam with some black magic. When America interrupts – again – a certain spell causes a certain someone to turn back into a kid.

For nations, death is cheap. Russian Roulette may hurt, but they always come back to life. No, the biggest concern is what the other player decides to do while you're 'dead.' Character deaths played for smut and laughs, multiple times. RussAme.

A prime Minister has just been elected for the U.K. But it turns out that no one tells you about the fine print to becoming a countries leader.He finds four rather suspicious men in his office,and he's pretty sure they are mad.

America and Canada are having a bet with France and England to see if the two can guess which brother is which. Both brothers are trying to make it as hard as possible for the older countries to guess, but secretly this is one bet they want to lose.

A Bad Touch Story! Spain is after someone and Prussia's lack of common sense only brings him to think some horrible things about his best friend.. Again. Spamano.:.PruHun.:.FrUk. and more to come if I feel like it :D Rated T. Maybe'll come up M!

The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.

America decides to stay with England for a few days for the upcoming meetting in London. But an unexpected accident occurs in the basement. America may find out more about England and England's past. Character and nation names used.

Sweat and musk filled the room, three bodies moving together in tandem on the bed, sloppy mouths coming together against skin and fabric, tugging with teeth and clumsy fingers. Threesome, daddy kink, UKUSCan, DP, PWP Lemon yaoi

England gets drunk at a G8 meeting and casts a spell that works TOO well. Some UsUk and GerIta, but nothing explicit at all. Rated for a bit of language.

France wants another chance to be with England, but he doesn't know England is a virgin.

While chasing down Romano after a typical World Meeting, Spain runs into America in the hall. Curiosity leads to an odd night of bonding, drinking, and, of course, sex. Crack pairing is crack. Be warned!

Britian tries to curse Russia but what happens when the spell goes horribly awry? America finds a little nation wandering around London and takes him home. Rated T because I find it awefully hard not to cuss. Warning: CUTENESS. I do not own Hetalia.

Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…

The countries should improve their social behaviour. To do that, they should work together. Of course that isn't the best solution in every case... warnings: yaoi and bad cleaners

During the Age of Discovery France and England played house with America and Canada as their children, right? As the children grow up, France notices America and Canada displaying an Oedipus Complex on their mother-figure, England. What The FrUK prompt.

Arthur loses his memory from a night in drinking. Francis, worried, goes to take care of him. When Arthur doesn't remember /his/ name, but remembers another man's... what is Francis supposed to think? Writen equally with my best friend Emily-The-Awkward

Nami buys a camera at a market and with a camera that means pictures being taken. Soon a scrap book is made full of pictures of the infamous Straw Hat Crew. These picutres hold memories that won't soon be forgotten. LuNa and some hinted ZoRo.

AU. Things turn for the worst when Matthew thinks that his family had forgotten about his birthday. AmeriCan. PG-13 FrUK. FACE family. Fluff.

Arthur screwed up his magic potion and now Canada and America are kids again! With the Masque Gala around the corner and every other country in the world eager to get their hands on the twins how the hell will England and France keep them safe?

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

Spain pays a visit to England's house, hoping to just tease him a little. But things soon turn for the worse and as England is depressed, will Spain be able to help him? USUK, Spamano. SpUK if you so desire to interpret it that way.

One of England's spells backfire, turning all the nations into teenagers. Seeing the situation as an opportunity to improve international relationships, their bosses order the now teen countries to attend an international academy for an entire year.

Thanks to a messed up spell of England's, the countries have been Chibi-fied! And the only ones who can take care of them until the get back to normal are Spain, America, and China. Warning:AU, OOC-ness, chibis, annihilation of the fourth wall, and crack

Rules for what the countries are not allowed to do. Rated T for swearing, sexual innuendo, and violence. First three chapters are the Bad Touch Trio.

Canada had no intention on getting sick. He also had never had the intention of being so invisible to so many people. Just what will happen to Matthew when two things he never intended on collide?

France x England/Britain! It's basically the box meme, though in fiction form :3

England is visited by the three sexiest men in the world, will he survive? ;D SpUk, PrUk and FrUk. Rated T for mild language and violence as well as a few sexual references.

For some reason I never bother to fully explain, Francis is wearing lipstick. Arthur finds this all very disturbing. And distracting. Smexy times ahoy! Rated M to be safe, although in my opinion it's not that bad.

America succeds in pulling a prank on England and France, so to get back at him they try to convince him that England is pregnant... And they succeed. More effectively than they may have wanted to... What the FrUK prompt

Why was it so wrong that Buzz wanted to know? Was it so wrong that he needed answers? What was Woody hiding from?

Matthew is bringing Gilbert home to meet his family for the first time and he's not looking forward to it... College AU FrUk America FACE family as well

*crack, hints of GerIta and EngIta* Whenever England has a magic problem he can't solve, there's only one person he calls. And this time, the problem is of gigantic proportions. The world might not survive...

Luffy and Nami switched bodies! LuNa

*FrUK, lemon* England should stop getting drunk. Waking up with a smug France at his side surely isn't how he wants his morning to begin. And surely France seducing him into sex isn't how he wants things to progress. Maybe.

They were complete opposites. Rich and Poor, Popular and Outcast-ed. But when they suddenly wish for a little change in their lives, they never expected to find each other. FrUK/USCAN/AU/HUMAN NAMES/

When a spell back fires England is turned into a child. Now the hunt is on for France to find the cure and for America to watch Iggy. But the more time Alfred spends with England the more he learns about his childhood. REuploaded!

Moments between France and England. Chapter fifteen: France and England sign an agreement to work together. Chapter sixteen: France interferes with England's embroidery. Chapter seventeen: For Armistice day. Lest we forget.

"Mr. President, this is the Washington DC chief of police. I'm sorry to be calling at this hour, but I'm afraid I have a…friend of yours here at the station." What happened during this night of mayhem? I don't think THEY even know for sure.

Duck had been away for a while. Ace visits the mallard in his room to do some catching up. Ace finds himself in a predicament as he realizes the impact that Duck's absence has really had on him. Oneshot, Inspired by XtreamCrazy's "First Impressions"

In the attic, Woody refuses to accept comfort from others. Major BuzzxWoody, Minor OthersxWoody comfort. Two-shot.

Sanji finds a special pheromone elixir. LuNa and some ZoRo.

Woody can't sleep. Buzz X Woody fluffyness, one shot, warning for TS3 spoilers! Re-rated this to a T just to be safe!

USUK and FRUK. England was once an empire, a pirate, and was still one of the most prominent nations of the world. He was afraid of nothing. ...Nothing, except fingering himself. But like the world... fears can be conquered. Masturbation, vibrators DP.

Sequel to Constellations. The war broke them apart, and it has remained that way to the present day. However, desires and affections have not withered over time. Arthur/Francis.

What were Woody's feeling after his last goodbye to Andy?

After being in Bonnie's home a certain cowboy doll feels a void in his life. He has a hard time coping alone so Buzz comes to his side. Then deep secrets come forth after years of repression. BuzzxWoody *SPOILERS: TOY STORY 3*

The Great Fire is sweeping through London and, amidst all this, Arthur is missing. Francis searches for him desperately. Arthur/Francis.

So Woody. What are you more interested in. The hat or Buzz? Oneshot Woody/Buzz

There should probably be an upper age limit on board games. If you are passed two centuries, you probably shouldn't be allowed to play. FACE family.

Arthur didn't mean to change France into a child, but he was never quite himself when he was drunk. Until then, Arthur was going to be relearning the joys of fatherhood until he figured out how to change him back. FrUK -notshota-

And what are you expecting me to do about it? France x England, lemon, enjoy.

You're new at this, aren't you? Fruk, smut, oneshot, enjoy.

Years after the war, Arthur finds an abandoned child in a hotel lobby with nothing but a bear and a letter from his 'papa'. Now, 14 years later, Matthew and his brother head off to Paris in hopes of finding the one he'd called 'papa' all those years ago.

In which the family celebrates mothers' day. Without any actual mothers. FrUK family, oneshot, enjoy

FrUk. Francis and Arthur share a moment in the woods.

*Various* There are times when Nations are still haunted. At night, they keep awake, restlessly searching for peace. Eight drabbles, one for each Nation. *Italy, Germany, Russia, China, Japan, America, Poland, Prussia*

*Various pairings, CRACK* One poor human working for the UN is asked to find a certain Finnish diplomat. On his search, he finds out more than he’d ever wanted to know about many of those ‘strange foreign diplomats’.

A nice, shameless Itacest lemon.

Canada takes Amercia to his frist, and probably last, Hockey game against Russia. Warning: There is a bit of swearing in this story, but no sexual refrences or anything, just to let you know

England has never been alone. Now, suddenly unable to see the creatures everyone else calls a figment of his imagination, he is. And the emptiness causes him to suffer from something he did not know he had. Autophobia.

AU FrUk family. Arthur can hear the sounds of little feet running down the hallway and smiles against the chest he is sleeping on. "The boys are up," he whispers.

*Gen, many Nations* Where France brings his Risk game at a meeting, and the nations discover they should never really play that game together. Ever. Crack warning. Written for the kink meme.

FrUk. France felt his mouth go dry. England was looking back at him, green eyes half-lidded and a growing smirk on his lips as he slowly brought the pen up to his mouth and- Mon Dieu.

AU dysfunctional family fic. "You're a bloody -vampire-, Francis. That's -hardly- original."

“Wait,” America said, a look of deep concentration on his face. “You…No. No way.” A look of horror crossed his face. “You didn’t. Please. Please tell me you didn’t. Not right next to us.”

FranceCanadaEngland. Matthew wasn’t sure when it began, but he was sure he didn’t want it to stop.

America/Canada. Very belated Canada Day fic ;

Another dysfunctional family fic based on my own family ;

Very belated Father's Day fic starring the dysfunctional family based on my own family. "YOU HATE MY COOKING, DON'T YOU!"

France/England. England has an erotic dream...which somehow leads to phonesex with France.

England/France. It was like a game for them. They’d start the evening exchanging pleasantries and then would start in on arguing with one another until they were both so sexually frustrated that they needed release.

Alfred hates how Ivan makes love to him. M for a reason.

Written for a prompt asking for a fem!France and her family. Arthur accidentally turns his rival into a woman, and when their union results in twins, they have to live together. It's a wonder they haven't killed each other yet. This is a day in the life.

A collection of hetalia drabbles focusing on the relationship btwn FrUk and young Us/can A improptu adventure during a period of bad weather leaves al and matt caught in the middle of a storm

France has decided that England will be his victim of romance one rainy August night at the world conference. But England has reasons for not wanting to be a one night stand. Rated for language. Fr/UK with side US/Can. Bonus chapter for aly fans

Done for Angel's b-day! England was used to other nations simply barging into his house whenever they felt like it. However, he had to draw the line somewhere. And coming in at five in the morning to bake cookies certainly crossed that line. Fruk oneshot

Series of oneshots based on the AceDuck pairing.

The English call it a French kiss. The French call it an English kiss. Maybe this is why they can’t agree on anything. Loosely based off of France and England’s uneasy alliance during WWII. Oneshot. Fluff.

*North Italy, South Italy* 1847, Genova, Italy. Two brothers trying to gain independence, and Lovino admits for the first time he cares for his younger brother. Written for the hetalia kink meme exchange.

AU: Francis could most likely seduce anybody, and that is the truth. In fact, he has a record of successful seduction attempts--just, not in this uptight university. :France/United Kingdoms/America Russia/Lithuania

Though they may have forgotten, their feet still know the steps.