I am a strong Naruto x Dead Hinata pairing supporter. This means only one thing at all really. It's time we play the game I like to call, What would I rather do, than to see Naruto getting paired with Hinata?

Let's begin this magical moment, shall we!?

1. I'd rather watch Naruto fuck some alien chick whose ass is made of acid causing him to lose his dick in the process, than for him to get paired with Hinata.

2. I'd rather fist myself with grease, ending up with a bloated and unusable ass, than to see Naruto getting paired with Hinata.

3. I'd rather jack off to a movie of the boring and useless era of the civil war, than to see Naruto with that pale eyed bitch.

4. I'd rather scream and shout and let my dick pout, than to see Naruto with that weak Byakugan bitch.

5. I'd rather hammer away endlessly without thought and become a pedophile, than to see Naruto with that trash pale whore.

6. I'd rather watch yaoi and cause myself to lose my vision entirely, than to see Naruto getting mushy with that bitch of the Hyuuga clan.

7. I'd rather take the carpool lane with my dick standing up as a second entity and show it to the cops, than to see Naruto with that Hinata bitch.

8. I'd rather see Naruto dying in the war arc by sacrificing his life for the people of the world, than to see Naruto paired with that pale shit.

9. I'd rather hire a gardener and have him shave my hairy testicles, than to see Naruto with that bitch known as Hinata.

10. I'd rather take up ballerina lessons like a fucking princess, than to see Naruto knee-deep in that failure Hyuuga bitch.

Naruto and Hinata pairings are overdone so badly, it should be considered a crime to the Fanfiction universe. I don't know what other guys think when they opt for that fucking pairing because all I see in you people, is weak character and a lack of judgment. Hinata is WEAK and a fucked up personality because of everything she fucking did. Let me give you some examples of what you'll say as a counter.

Counter: Hinata saved Naruto!

NO SHE FUCKING DIDN'T. You fucking idiots look at the anime and fist yourself with a dreamy look on your face. Seeing that Hyuuga bitch jumping in towards Nagato made your panties wetter than a fucking water dam. However that shit isn't what you're thinking about, so remove your fist from your ass and listen to this shit right now. THAT SHIT WAS OVER-EXAGGERATED! In the manga, none of that shit happened and read it to learn what the fuck I'm talking about when I say this whole fucking explanation. She was tossed to the fucking side like she was supposed to, seeing as she's trash and a useless bitch. There was no breaking of that fucking rod, because the only rod that broke during this shithole time, was mine. You people are fanboys/fangirls with no better thoughts than to see that Hyuuga bitch paired with Naruto.

Counter: Hinata is beautiful!

NO SHE FUCKING AIN'T. In fact, she's one of the most hideous anime bitches I've ever seen in my life. I can hand list dozens upon dozens of female characters that are hot, strong, level-headed and intelligent. Best thing of all, they don't have those fucking veins popping out of their fucking faces. It's so revolting to see that shit, it makes me wanna vomit and fuck your mom at the same time. You may think of this as a hard pill to swallow, but remember all that I've fucking discussed with your illiterate minds. She's too engrossed in her own shit world of lusting over Naruto by using her Byakugan to see the size of his cock, than to train herself as a kunoichi. No wonder why Hiashi was such a bitch towards her in the canon, Hinata's the most useless character in the fucking series.

Counter: Hinata watched over Naruto!

NO SHE FUCKING DIDN'T. Hinata used her fucking hideous Byakugan to lust over Naruto's cock, like I've said earlier. She didn't watch over him, other than seeing him suffer throughout the dude's fucking childhood. She could have done something to help the poor shit then, but what a fucking surprise, she didn't do a thing other than finger herself at the thought of Naruto's cock inside her manly pussy. Hinata is the worst character of all time for a pairing for Naruto and I'll accept yaoi pairings faster than I'll accept that bitchy Hinata pairing. She has never done anything to actually help Naruto out, other than divert his attention by fainting the whole fucking time. Did she get over her shit-lick personality when Naruto came back with the toad hermit? LMAO! You kidding me bro? She was as fucking useless as fucking ever when Naruto came back. What a fucking turd.

I'll add some more later when I get the time but for now, down with that fucking pairing.