Who like to walk in straight line? I like a KLutz.

I love but do not own Twilight.

I just started writing stories for fanfiction. So the first few may not be that good. I'm Team Emmett. If you make me pick from Edward or Jake I'd be Switzerland. Obsessed with the series, but fanfiction changed my look at them and they don't seem to be as good. :D

But reviews make me smile. :D So tell me what you think, and I'll see where it goes.

~I~L~o~v~e~E~m~m~e~t~t~

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Rock beats paper. Always.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Emmett's the strongest, Edward's the fastest, but Jasper can sit alone in a corner and still make people jealous.

They laugh because we're losers... We laugh because they just figured it out.

The 50-50-90 rule: any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If every locker you have ever had, hates you and never opened for you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have a friend that thinks Twilight is stupid.

If If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

~k.lutz17~

All Hail Kellan!