Names: Maxine and Megan, Max and Megs, Psyco and Freak, Bitch and Brat, and multiple others... We have multiple personalities
identities: max is a fluffy purple homosexual squirrel and megan is a fuzzy pink homosexual bunny. note, we have nothing against gay people. we are just scary.
Ages: We are the same age. You don't need to know anything else. So there.

Descriptions (Physical)

Hair: One blonde and one brunette-ish blonde-ish. Call either of us dumb blondes (especially Max) and we will hurt you.

Eyes:Gray and Bright green... we wish. No, brown and hazely greeny.

Height: You expect us to know these things?

Weight: No. Not going to happen.

Description (Personality)
We're only a little psycopathic, scout's honor. Did we mention that we aren't boy scouts? Sarcastic, pesimesstic (spelled wrong? Does it look like I care?), can be hyperactive freaks, radioactive (don't ask), cold, hard, evil (at times. Usually under the influence of the life giving substances called caffine and sugar), bitchy (to select few. Are you one of those few? Who knows...)

Likes: Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Rings, LOTR, Megan likes tall blonde elves (especially ones with names that start with L), Max likes a certain pirate who is a CAPTAIN, Harry Potter, Randomly singing, Mint tea, Liking random things, being really violent, and we'll leave it at so scare you all any more than we have.

Dislikes: Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate (If you aren't the Kate we know, don't take it personally. If you are, go to hell), Barney, Slashers (nothing against homosexuals, just don't like slash. No offense), Popular people (It's a privilage my ass), People who think boys rule the world, People who think they need 10 pounds of make-up to keep themselves from looking like crap (usually they don't succeed), and multiple other things.

Look out for vicious plot bunnies. They like to go for the neck.

Go read stories under our singular pennames, Lady Miriel and Stubborn Mule.

Now go read the story, I command you! I have a knife in my bedroom, don't make me get it.