My sis and i share this profile and we both are teens who love to read and are obssesed with Harry Potter. i start a few stories but got writers block so i deleted them.

phrases we use (just tryin to make are proflie funny...but we both really do say these things...Alot) -*

"I'm just say'n"

"ooohh NO(spanish acsent)"

"like nobody's buisness"

"...who told u"

"ohhhh yesums"

(calling people)..."child"

(calling everyone)..."sir"

"shut your face"

"i twitch"(said while hitting someone)

" u saw nothing"and "that which we do not speak of"(in a fast voice while glancing around nervously)

"that's not cool/that's not even a little cool"

"I will beat u"

"hate's a strong word"

"lamila"(said randomly with hand held up like a puppett/duck with ur pinky held up)

"moo cows are beutiful"

"I have no ideer"(hillbilly voice)

"that's sad u shouldn't talk about urself that way" (said when someone insults u)

"u reeree"(said lovingly to friends and family)

"u smart one"(said sacasticlly)

(calling someone )..."woman" (really fastlly)

"i know wear you sleep"

"you dont know my life"

(calling people)..."creepers"

"doom and destrution and clookwise tornados!" (its scarry i know)

"i dont know what to tell you senior/seniora" (idk if i spelt that right

You're a 90's kid if: (some of these things i rember and some of them i dont cause me and my sis were born in 95 so by then the 90's were almost over...so i underlined all the familar things)

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

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For anyone who sat up late into the night because they had to figure out what happened next.
For anyone who is pretty sure their lives have just ended a little because there are no more books.
For anyone who has tried casting a spell at one point in their lives.
For anyone who was mad when Sirius died, deeply upset at Fred's death, misty-eyed about Hedwig, frightfully saddened when Cedric was killed, shocked to hear of Lupin and Tonk's death and think Dobby was quite a brave and extraordinary house elf.
For anyone who spent time wondering about Snape, was he on Dumbledore's side, or a Death Eater? And when you read 'The Prince's Tale', you were like, 'after all this time? Always'.
For anyone who was like FINALLY when Hermione and Ron snogged. In the middle of a war. And you knew Harry felt a little awkward waiting for them.
For anyone who keeps seeing groups on Facebook relating to the seventh book, and realizing the majority of them mean something to you and that you should join because Mrs. Weasly IS that cool, and Neville IS a BAMF and you might really not have anything to live for now.
For anyone who really does feel bad for Albus Severus. Seriously Harry, please don't name your children.
You wanted a letter to arrive at your house in green ink telling you that you had been accepted into Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Quidditch sounds like a blast and a half.
Every now and the you drop a Harry Potter joke.
You are trying to cope with the fact Harry Potter is over, and realizing it is a might strange to be sad over a book. But you can't help it.
Dude, Neville is a beast.
The Weasly Family is just so awesome.
You can't listen to Warewolves of London without thinking of Remus Lupin.
You seem like a vaguely average person until someone says something about Harry Potter.
you hoped to be as funny as Fred and George.
You've been hopelessly distracted from your summer reading after reading the latest installment and then deciding you have to re-read the others.
For anyone who thinks Albus Dumbledore was pretty much brilliant.
If you've been to Kings Cross Station and seen a small piece of cardboard tacked up that says 9 3/4 and smiled because you were imagining it being real.
--Or you've seen the full platform and taken some sort of picture with it.
You realize you think about some reference to Harry Potter practically once a day.
Wotcher Harry.
While you feel your life wither away in study hall, you try to numb the pain of boredom with Harry Potter thoughts.
For people who find themselves smiling when they realize a real life situation relates so perfectly to a Harry Potter situation.
For those of us who've been wasting our lives online reading JKR interviews and other various potter fan mania.
For those of us who think people who intentionally spoil the book should be tarred and feathered.
For anyone who listens to Wizard Rock and has travelled for hours to go to WRock shows.
For the people who sat up all night after reading the epilogue wondering, "Did Harry ever become an aurour?"
For anyone who isn't sure what they'll do now that they don't have another Harry Potter book to get hyped for.
For everyone who has already planned or is planning on what to do the day the Half-Blood Prince movie comes out--and it's gonna be great.
For anyone who is in english class discussing magical realism and someone tries to say Harry Potter isn't real...and basically you can't believe anyone could say anything so heartless and heartbreaking.
For anyone who knows the characters just as well as you know your friends--because they are. You know their hobbies, their favourite things, their dislikes, their stories, their feelings. You know them. And you mostly love them.

SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY HAIRED POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH!

For Hogwarts:

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin's and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- The Whomping Willow is not a Entwife

- I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!

- So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like Dead

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret

Sure fire ways to know you’re obsessed with Harry Potter:

1) There is at least one Harry Potter poster somewhere in your house

2) Hedwig’s Theme is the #1 most listened to song on your iPod

3) People who wear circular black glasses catch your attention

4) You own all of the books

5) You own all of the movies

6) You own all (or most) of the video games, even if you don’t play video games

7) When you look onto your computer screen, there’s Luna with her Spectrespecs on, staring back at you

8) You tend to daydream with the characters, in adventures where you’re a Hogwarts student

9) You one day dream of marrying Neville Longbottom, or any of the other Harry Potter guys or girls

10) You once stayed up until 4:00 in the morning trying to finish a part in one of the books, and eventually fell asleep with your book

11) You have fallen asleep reading your Harry Potter book to all hours of the night more than once

12) You nearly pass out if you see a tear in one of your books, even if you do need a microscope to see it

13) You have taken a Harry Potter Sorting Quiz just to see who would be your friends at Hogwarts

14) You have taken various Harry Potter Sorting Quizzes, refusing to believe you’re a Hufflepuff

15) People with messy black hair and green eyes catch your attention, too

16) Every time you see a toad, you think, ‘Trevor!’

17) You tend to look at people and make comparisons to characters in the books because of their appearance

18) You have nicknamed at least one of your teachers Snape, to yourself, because of how much hate boils inside of you at the sight of them

19) You turn your Harry Potter fantasies into Fanfictions!

20) When you watch sports you think of Quiddicth

21) When you get dressed, you think, ‘Hey, this looks like something Ginny would wear!’

22) You have, at least once, come running into the streets shouting ‘Save the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!’

23) You immediately dislike anyone who says Harry Potter books stink

24) You life-long goal is to get J.K. Rowling’s autograph, even if you have to cross vast deserts for it

25) Every time you see a cat, you stop to see if it has squares around its eyes that look like spectacles

26) You refer to doctors as Healers

27) Every time you see plants you think of Neville

28) You tend to run and scream for your life every time you see a bald guy who looks suspiciously like Voldemort (Yes, Tom Riddle himself!)

29) You wonder if your dentists are Hermione’s parents

30) When you see a dying plant, you think, ‘Neville would be ashamed!’

31) You yell at the movie screen because they left out one of your favorite parts in the books

32) You get upset when they change things in the movies

33) You stare at all dogs closely, hoping its Sirius Black in disguise

34) You secretly hope and think you are a wizard and will receive a letter from Hogwarts any day now

35) When you can’t find things, you find yourself pointing an imaginary wand at the spot where you think it is and say, ‘Accio Book!’

36) You wish that your school bus would one day take you to Hogwarts

36) When someone gets on your nerves, you find yourself muttering under your breath, ‘Avada Kedavra.’

37) The last name Potter catches your attention

38) You find yourself striking up a conversation with someone who you barely talk to just because they’re reading a Harry Potter book

39) You automatically correct people when they misquote the movies or books

40) You find yourself begging your family to give the series a chance and watch the movies if they’re too lazy or ‘too busy’ to read the books

41) After one of the movies end, and your family is begging for you to tell them what happens next, you tell them your lips are sealed and they’ll never find out unless they read the books or wait for the next movie to come out in a year and a half

42) You plan to start a Potter fan army!!

43) Every time you see an owl, you look for a letter or package it might be carrying with it

44) When you’re the only one in your house, you find yourself riding around on a sweeping broom screaming, ’10 points for Gryffindor! Take that Slytherins!’

I promise to remember Tonks
Each time time I knock something down.
And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley
Whenever I’m out of town.
I promise not to obey traffic laws
For Sirius’s sake of course.
And I promise to remember Lupin
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Arthur
Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.
And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins
Every time fireworks boom.
I promise to remember Lily
When I see someone that holds pure beauty.
And I promise to remember Dobby
Whenever a pair of socks spots me.
I promise to remember Teddy
When I see someone with turquoise hair.
And I promise to remember Molly
When someone tells me they care.
I promise to remember Ginny
Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.
And I promise to remember the death eaters
When someone speaks of dominating the world.
Yes I promise to love Harry Potter
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the wizards know.

I found this Quote in this awsome Harry Potter Fic called "bloody but unbowed" i love it! (and it's like Hp's catch phrase...or it should be"

In the fell clutch of circumstance

I have not winced nor cried aloud.

Under the bludgeonings of chance

My head is bloody, but unbowed.

(THIS IS THE SADEST THING EVER!!!! )':

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring