BabyCakesAndBlue
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Joined 03-05-11, id: 2777723, Profile Updated: 08-20-13
Author has written 3 stories for South Park.

Hello. My name is Mollie. I am from Maryland... My previous pen name was Mitsukunimoon. I changed it because someone who I didnt want reading my writing found my account. I write a bunch. I just dont have most of it posted, I am lazy.

I cant write a lot because of school.

I have a cat.

Im sorry all the writing on here is so poor. The poetry on here is the only things on there that are half way good. And they kinda sorta suck a bit...

I am deleting the story "What Is The Meaning of My Life?" because the writing was poor and it sucked and I am re-writing it.

I worte this. I was bored. :3 And it sucks. I am a mermaid...

I am a mermaid,

Sweet as can be.

I am a mermaid,

I swim in the sea.

I am a mermaid.

I talk to fish.

I am a mermaid.

My tail goes swish.

I am a mermaid,

I dress like a whore.

I am a mermaid,

Whores always want more.

I am a mermaid,

I have a tail.

I am a mermaid,

I am more beautiful than a whale.

I am a mermaid,

I can sing.

I am a mermaid,

All types of bees sting.

I am a mermaid,

This poem is dumb.

I am a mermaid.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I am a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY so I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I'm a BRUNETTE so I MUST think I'm better then redheads, blondes, and other dark haired people.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

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Never Wake up a Sleeping Dragon by Zinnia Silver White reviews
Harry and Draco are in Hogwarts for their 7th (8th) year. Since the war they have been silent but not ignorant towards each other, until one day it all changes. Draco thinks Potter is tormenting him on purpose. Is he? Things end up in a situation from which there is no way back. Warnings: MA content, gay sex, forced sex, domination. Disclaimer: I don't own them, J.K. Rowling does
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,184 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Clueless by Darkslayer18 reviews
It's been five years since Kyle almost lost Stan not much has changed since they repaired their friendship but things have just taken an unexpected direction and the calm before the storm is just about over. StanXKyle maybe others not sure yet
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Ungodly Addiction by Zanchev reviews
When no one hates you more than you yourself, how can you possibly feel loved? A Dip fic centred on self-hatred and a rather horny Antichrist.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,423 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - [Damien, Pip P.] - Complete
The Kids From Yesterday by Kitarin reviews
What happens when Kyle's Channukah present involves an epic vacation with his three best friends? Stan/Kyle Cartman/Kenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,586 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Kenny's Dare by Ellivia22 reviews
Stan realizes too late that saying "Dare" to Kenny is a bad idea. Style ONESHOT. Hope you like it. R&R
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Mine by Ninja-Stream reviews
Eric Cartman will not stop until he to win's the Heart of Son of Satan,Damien Thorn Lucifer * Eric/Damien or simply Deeman*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Damien, Eric Cartman
Been To Hell by xXxDonnieDarkoxXx reviews
Kenny makes a deal with the devil. He only does it so he can be closer to Kyle. Kyle doesn't mind, though! ; Rated 'M' There is naughty language and yaoi. Sorta songfic. The song inspired me to write this story.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Surviving A Birthday Affair by MariePierre reviews
It's Stan's birthday and the Broflovski's have let the boys use their cabin in the mountains to celebrate his birthday for the weekend. However, a storm may have them in a bit of a predicament. Style and Bunny.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,755 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Whips and Chains by Omgbrookyhehe reviews
Kyle wakes in a strange room.. tied up. With a sadistic Cartman. NO KYMAN IN THIS, EVEN IF MY MIND SCREAMED TO ADD IT Sadistic oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Working Hard or Hardly Working? by Agent Green Ushanka reviews
Kyle and Kenny are doing homework. PWP Lemon Stylenny ;D KylexKennyxStan Threeway MMM, S-M-U-T! oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Adult Business by Fletset reviews
Stan comes to a couple of realizations when he sees Kyle playing in a certain... adult movie. SLASH.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
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Emerald Green Eyes reviews
Kyle walks into his dorm and finds a peice of paper. What could it be?
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
You love him instead reviews
Cartman loves Kyle. Kyle loves Stan. A little poem about the result. Apparently Cartman does have a heart. Free-verse. Please R&R. Not as bad as it sounds.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
Blood stained the snow reviews
A little poem about one of the characters being murdered, and Stans reaction to it. Angsty. Really really short. Still pretty good, though. I hope you like. Reviews are loved very much.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M.