The Picture: I change it when I feel like it. At the moment it is obviously the apple sign. I put that up in honor of apple in honor of steve jobs, a really nice person who donated a lot to charities and who unfortunately died. R.I.P. apple will never be the same without him!

Also, thanks everyone that reviewed my story!

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Truth of a reader

When you look at a reader you see a person thats smart and gets good grades.

A person who has a imagination greater than some and can come up with great stories.

But do you really know a reader?

A reader is someone who buries thier time in a book to be cut off from the rest of the world.

A reader is somone who put themself into a book to be cut off from the shit that the rest of the world gives them.

A reader is someone needs to see the pain of themself in another person to find the meaning.

A reader is somone who feels depressed and needs to be alone.

Now do you know a reader?

If you see yourself in these words copy and paste this on to your profile to let the world know who a reader is.

Ways to sound sophisticated:

Original: Ice, ice, baby.

Sophisticated: Frozen water, frozen water, infant.

Original: Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Sophisticated: Teller of untruths, your trousers are combusted!

Original: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants!

Sophisticated: Which individual takes residence within thy subaquatic pineapple fruit? Sponge Robert Square Pantaloons!

Original: Its getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.

Sophisticated: The temperature appears to have risen, promptly remove thine clothing.

Original: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours. Damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you but I have to charge.

Sophisticated: The local young men frequently trespass on my property to sample my milk based beverage and they insist it's quality superior to yours. It is possible to instruct you on how to create such milk based beverage, but I would have to levy a fee.

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I found this poem and decided to put it on fanfiction

HERE GOES!!!!!!

One

I walk down the street.

There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.

I fall in.

I am lost...I am helpless...

It isn't my fault.

It takes forever to find a way out.

Two

I walk down the same street.

There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.

I pretend I don't see it.

I fall in again.

I can't believe I am in this same place.

But it isn't my fault.

It still takes a long time to get out.

Three

I walk down the same street.

There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.

I still fall in...it's a habit...

But my eyes are open.

I see it is there.

I know where I am.

It is my fault.

I get out immediately.

Four

I walk down the same street.

There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.

I walk around it.

Five

I walk down a different street.

If you liked that poem copy and paste onto your profile

She said that she wanted to get high - He took her to the tallest hill in town.

She said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink - He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said "Drink up"

She said that she wanted to shoot herself - He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.

She said that she wanted to cut herself up - He took a picture of her, handed it to her along with scissors & had her cut it up.

She said that she wanted to see her blood - He took her to get her ears pierced.

She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep - He had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.

She said that she wanted to be alone - He gave her a name tag that sad "My Name Is: ALONE."

She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always - He asked when he wasn't.

These are questions actually asked of
witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses
given by insightful witnesses:

1.”Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?”

2.”The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?”

3.”Were you present when your picture was taken?”

4.”Were you alone or by yourself?”

5.”Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the
war?”

6.”Did he kill you?”

7.”How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?”

8.”You were there until the time you left, is that true?”

9.”How many times have you committed suicide?”

10. Q: “So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “And what were you doing at that time?”

11. Q: “She had three children, right?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “How many were boys?”
A: “None.”
Q: “Were there any girls?”

12. Q: “You say the stairs went down to the basement?”
A: “Yes.”
Q: “And these stairs, did they go up also?”

13. Q: “Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?”
A: “I went to Europe, Sir.”
Q: “And you took your new wife?”

14. Q: “How was your first marriage terminated?”
A: “By death.”
Q: “And by who’s death was it terminated?”

15. Q: “Can you describe the individual?”
A: “He was about medium height and had a beard.”
Q: “Was this a male, or a female?”

16. Q: “Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which was sent to your attorney?”
A: “No, this is how I dress when I go to work.”

17. Q: “Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead
people?”
A: “All my autopsies are performed on dead people.”

18. Q: “All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did
you go to?”
A: “Oral.”

19. Q: “Do you recall the time that you examined the body?”
A: “The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m..”
Q: “And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?”
A: “No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing
an autopsy.”

20. Q: “You were not shot in the fracas?”
A: “No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.”

21. Q: “Are you qualified to give a urine sample?”
A: “I have been since early childhood.”

22. Q: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
A: “No.”
Q: “Did you check for breathing?”
A: “No.”
Q: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?”
A: “No.”
Q: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
A: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Q: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
A: “It is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law somewhere.”

There are real labels.This shows how stupid people can be somemtimes.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Green and white

2, Name one person who made you smile today

My bf

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

sleeping... that's not a bad thing right?

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Practicing piano

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Crunch bar :D

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

eww no.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

Do you have a problem with that?

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Vanilla

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Wow I haven't drunk anything in a while.. water?

10, Do you like your wallet?

Yepp

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Gum... I have a strange addiction to it

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

It's Sunday and the week just started so NO

13, The last sporting event you watched?

Girl's World Cup Soccer Game :P

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Kettle corn.

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

MY friends Max

16, Ever go camping?

Yepp

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

No, should I?...

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Nope. but i do believe in god.

19, Do you have a tan?

Yea I tan so quickly!

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Depends on who makes it

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

If there is a straw I can use

22, What did your last text message say?

Ha, I got to what did ur last txt say... do I use this one or the other? (To Max)

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Whatever pops into mind... Probably climb the roof

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

The wall

26, What color is your watch?

I don't carry a watch

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Giecco Gecco

28, What is your birthstone?

Amethyst- FEBRUARY!!!

29 Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

depends

30, What is your favorite number?

7... idk y

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

Mia

32, Any plans today?

Idk

33, How many states have you lived in?

One

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

These questions

35, Last song listened to?

Friday Night by Katy Perry

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

I've never really tries

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

No sadly

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Idk whatever fits

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

No, not really. Y? should I be?

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

Probably because I’m so awesome.

41, Do you love anyone?

Yep. MYself. kidding. my awesome boyfriend and weird friends

42, Do any of your friends have children?

I hope not

43, What do you usually do during the day?

practicing piano, climbing the roof, climbing trees (I love to climb) whatever pops into mind

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

YEA!!!

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

Not really. I say 'Heyy' its classy :P jk

46, What color is your car?

black

47, Do you like cats?

YES. I have two. One is stupid, one hates the stupid one XP

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Yepp me XP jk my bf cuz im txting him

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Yepp

50, How did you get your worst scar?

I ran into the back of my friends bike when she turned and slid straight into gravel and slaughtered my arm, hand, and knee. Or the time I slipped on a smooth surface near a pool that was wet and scratched up against a rocky stiff part that shredded my skin like a cheese grater. Or the time my friend snuck up on me and jumped on my back and I fell on the cement... ok i've gotten lots of scars...

Jokes

When I was a young minister, a funeral director asked me to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was to be at a cemetery way out in the country. This was a new cemetery and this man was the first to be laid to rest there.

I was not familiar with the area and became lost. Being a typical man, of course, I did not ask for directions. I finally found the cemetery about an hour late. The back hoe was there and the crew was eating their lunch. The hearse was nowhere to be seen.

I apologized to the workers for being late. As I looked into the open grave, I saw the vault lid already in place. I told the workers I would not keep them long, but that this was the proper thing to do. The workers, still eating their lunch, gathered around the opening.

I was young and enthusiastic and poured out my heart and soul as I preached. The workers joined in with, "Praise the Lord," "Amen," and "Glory!" I got so into the service that I preached and preached and preached, from Genesis to The Revelation.

When the service was over, I said a prayer and walked to my car. As I opened the door, I heard one of the workers say, "I never saw anything like that before and I've been putting in septic systems for twenty years."

Amish Humor

Sign behind an Amish carriage:

"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on grass and oats.

CAUTION: Avoid exhaust!"

Beside Manners

Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.

"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?"

"What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself.

"I think you're bad luck."

Doggone Brilliant Joke

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost.

So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having him for lunch. The dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now!" Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here." Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes.

But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine." Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet ... and, just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says...

"Where's that darn monkey? Sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard."

Implements of Math Destruction

At New York's Kennedy airport today an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

The Attorney General believes the man is a member of the notorious Algebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed", the Attorney General said. "They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on a tangent in a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy figures, with names like "x" and "y", and, although they are frequently referred to as "unknowns", we know they really belong to a common denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

"As the great Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are three sides to every triangle." When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."

Edit, copy, paste, edit, copy, past, ect. The same routine over and over

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels!

If You like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (Well not sometimes. All the time. It's a wonder I still have friends!)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air copy this into your profile.

If you wish a certain fictional character was real, copy this to your profile!

If you ever bumped into a wall, backed up, and bumped into it AGAIN, copy this to your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

If you think The Only Exeption shouldn't count as a Paramore song,put this on your profile.

97% of teens would cry if the Jo Bros were about to jump off the Empire State Building. Put this on your profile if you're one of the 3% that would show up with popcorn and a camera (yeah that's me)

Funny stuff to do on an elevator (I've actually done some of these and got the weirdest look from an older lady

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?" (done it once when someone first got on, then they left before the doors even closed.)

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves. (done it)

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally. (done. IT!)

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor. (Do it EVERY time)

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button. (done it)

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on." (done it like 20 times)

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" (done it)

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. (...done it)

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more. (done it)

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!" (done it)

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. (done it)

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

RACISM :(

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Ha, really funny quotes

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I intend to live forever or die trying!

'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is such a crude insult. It's rough, and trashy. But, 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted', is so much moresophisticated, don't you think?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

I've got A.D.D and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

thx ff ppl for reading my profile!

43 things a girl wants her boyfriend to know:

#1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.
#2 When she misses you, she's hurting inside.
#3 When she says it's over, she still wants you to be hers.
#4 When she walks away from you mad, follow her.
#5 When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.
#6 When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don't let her go.
#7 When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.
#8 When she ignores you, give her your attention.
#9 When she pulls away, pull her back.
#10 When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful. When she says she’s ugly then she wants you to tell her ‘you’re beautiful’ or ‘pretty’.
#11 When you see her crying, just hold her and don't say a word.
#12 When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.
#13 When she's scared, protect her.
#14 When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.
#15 When she steals your favourite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.
#16 When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.
#17 When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.
#18 When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.
#19 When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.
#20 When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.
#21 When she bumps into you, bump into her and make her laugh.
#22 When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.
#23 When she looks at you in the eyes, don’t look away until she does.
#24 Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.
#25 Don't let her have the last word.
#26 Don't call her hot; beautiful is so much better.
#27 Say you love her more than she could ever love you.
#28 Argue that she is the best girl ever.
#29 When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.
#30 When she says she's okay, don’t believe it, talk to her about it, because 10 years later she'll still remember it.
#31 Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to tell her you love her.
#32 Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.
#33 Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
#34 Don't ignore her when she's out with you and your friends.
#35 Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
#36 Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it’s stupid.
#37 Let her into your world.
#38 Let her wear your clothes.
#39 When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
#40 Let her know she's important.
#41 Kiss her in the pouring rain.
#42 When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Whose ass am I kicking today baby?"
#43 After she reads this, she hopes one day you'd read it too.

Did you know:

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It's good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

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Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

your wish will come true...

I hope you read my story and review so I can fix it thx!

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If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.