Heyo everybody! Thanks so much for coming here.

It's a we. We're two trashy people fueled on cookies and writing. Call us Thief and Dragon.

Tell us if you've figured out some sorta distinction in the writing. Like who wrote what and how you could figure out who wrote what out. Cookie to you if you figure it out.

So. There's a 97.8362940009% guarantee that whatever stories we write will be unrepentant crack. But please read them anyways.

Reviewers and reviews are amazing! They are the fuel and force of our stories.

RANDOM FACTS ABOUT US

Height: Taller than Ed Elric at fifteen years of age, shorter than Alex Armstrong at any given age

Birth Date: The third Tuesday of the twelfth month, three years after the supposed apocalypse

Age: 233 days old

Calorie Consumption per day: approx. 20,000

Calorie Consumption per week: approx. 20,000 x 7

Calorie Consumption per month: approx. 20,000 x 30

Significant Other: N/A

Blood Type: Negative Milk

Location: Any Trashcan Near You

Hobbies: Dance, Reading, Writing, Food, Sleep (which we are currently and forever lacking), Games, Viola, TV, etc.

Favorite Color: Taste the Rainbow

Favorite Animal: It's a tie between cacti and pineapples

Dream Job: Potato Couch

Likes: cacti, hobbies, pineapples, palmtrees, pale yellow, milk

Dislikes: Cheese (Thief actually loves cheese), People, Running, The Dead Bodies in the Closet that Keep Asking to be Freed. Like come on, what''s a person got to do to get a little sleep around here?