Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world

In a hotel in Athens:Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.

In a Japanese hotel:You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

the menu of a Swiss restaurant:Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

In a Rome laundry:Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Disclaimer: As you've guessed, i don't own anything i posted. I'm just doing it for entertainment as everyone else does.