1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"tired look. "I fking don't know..." He paused in the middle of his sentence, when it" - '9 before death' by Steen Langstrup

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

The Simpsons

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

12:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

11:59

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My dad cleaning my window, my Guinea Pigs "talking" and the microwave going "BLEEEEP"

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

I took out the trash from when I finished cleaning the Guinea Pigs' cage.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

DeviantArt

9. What are you wearing?

White pants and a black t-shirt with lots of pink skulls on.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yeah.

11. When did you last laugh?

About two hours ago when my dad told a joke..

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Black and pink striped.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Weird?? Not as far as I can remember

14. What do you think of this quiz?

15. What is the last film you saw?

Night at the Museum 2 : Battle of the Smithsonian

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A giant mansion with a big garden.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have this thing about only falling in love with fictional characters.. :D

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

No eating animals ! :)

19. Do you like to dance?

No.

20. George Bush:

No??

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Regina

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Alexander

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Not only consider, I am going to live abroad!!

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian (I am :) )

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I DON'T SHOP AT ABERCROMBIE OR HOLLISTER, so I MUST be poor.

I've gone to a PRIVATE SCHOOL so I MUST be stuck up and rich

I'm on the COMPUTER a lot so I MUST be a computer geek

I have LONG BANGS THAT I LEAVE IN MY EYES so I MUST be emo

I like KIDS MOVIES so I MUST be immiture

I study DIFFRENT RELIGIONS while I don't practice any so I must me indesicive

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