Hi, my name is Em. I just recently discovered this website... And it's hardcore.

So, here it is: I'm 16 and in highschool, I don't have a job yet (evil parents don't want me to have a life), and so I like to dabble in the literary field. My main passion, however, seems to be art. If I make references to any artists or music in my stories that are totally obscure in your opinion, don't let that turn you off! I'm still cool. Check out my monacle... p_o

Stuff I Like:

Movies- It's so hard to pick! To summarize, basically A Night at the Roxbury, anything with Johnny Depp (Finding Neverland, POTC, Edward Scissorhands, Chocolat, Fear and Loathing...,etc.), most Orlando Bloom stuff but mostly just because he's hot, LOTR, Harry Potter, Fight Club, Troy, Finding Nemo, Spongebob movie, lots of Sean Connery stuff (all his James Bond, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, etc.), Ice Age, Girl Interrupted, Gone in 60 Seconds, The original Star Wars trilogy, Old School (and anything Will Ferrellor Chris Kattan), most things Ben Stiller, ...You get the point.

Music- It varies. I like rock, pop, some rap, alternative, jazz...Whatever. Especially Coldplay or stuff like that, some Dashboard Confessional, Linkin Park, some Avril Lavigne, and currently I do crazy air guitar to "Jerk it Out" by Caesar's Palace. I'm not sure there's guitar in it though.

TV- I worship Smallville, House, Family Guy, Home Movies, (a lot of Adult Swim), Anime-wise it's Cowboy Bebop, Inuyasha, FLCL, and Samurai Champloo. Otherwise...Spongebob, Futurama, MXC, Emeril, Reno 911, Friday Night Standup, Trigger Happy TV, Mad TV, SNL.