I believe that the intentional stupidity is the second best form of humor. The best kind of humor is the dark, morbid kind of humor that causes most to recoil. Born somewhere on Earth during the 1900's, people often ask me "Iron Argus, why are you such a jerk"? My answer to that is that suffering is the base of all humor, and your suffering entertains me greatly. When I was a child, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. Unfortunately, that didn't work for me, so I ended up quite lanky. I do not create art. as that implies that I create anything of quality. In fact, the only true piece of art is The Room. The faster you accept that fact, the better you will feel. The Buddha accepted this fact, and look where it got him. I also tend to change topics quickly and go on rants. My last piece of wisdom is that one can never trust a squeaker.