Ech, what to say, what to say...

A few friends and I have endeavored to collaborate to write really bad fanfiction for the expressed purpose of our own entertainment. Most grammar, syntax, word choice, plot construction, and spelling mistakes are entirely intentional. We certainly hope you enjoy them, which is part of the reason for this account's existence, but if you don't, we really don't care. This is mostly for us.

Our first fanfiction is a dark AU future slash fiction featuring Michelangelo the Turtle from the TMNT and the reader. We're plugging along at it, but I'll post the first section.

I'm tempted to write a somewhat serious Post-apocalyptic multiverse AU starting Tahu Nuva and myself, mostly to demonstrate that I have some actual writing abilities, but I feel as if that'd take away from whatever poor humor this account will attempt to generate.

Enjoy!