Never, ever, take care of 32 cats! It is too much work, ESPECIALLY when they understand English and turn out to be the Bleach cast! That's it, no more cats for me! Updated 29 August 2019

Conversations between the characters of Sherlock. Requests and feed back are welcomed.

So. How DO you fight giant humanoid monsters with a hunger for people? Steve kinda wants to know. —Pretty much crack mixed with an Avengers/Attack on Titan crossover, and a tragedy or two.

A Marauders Era crossover. After Severus blunders a summoning spell the Bleach crew enter the world of magic! Can Hogwarts survive the Marauders, the everlasting rivalries, Espada and Shimigami! Warning: Coarse Language, violence, and dangerously hilarious! (Now, revising previous chapters)

Previously Byakuya and The Lawn Ornaments. Now a collection of random, but hopefully funny, one-shots. May include any or all characters. THE COLLECTION STANDS COMPLETE AS IS. These are stand alone stories, there is no intention of continuation. If anything else appears, it is an individual story, and does not change the complete status.

What is Jakob's true job to Corrin?

Sebastian Michaelis is a demon. Being a demon, especially one contracted eternally to Ciel Phantomhive, one would think that nothing could faze him. After everything he's gone through, what could surprise him? Presumably nothing. That was before two young children appeared, and now he's stuck with them for who knows how long. Oh, goodness. How on earth will they survive?

Many myths surround the Blood Moon. Some say it symbolizes the end of the world, others say it has a profound affect on spirits and demons. Sebastian finds himself in a contract during one of these Blood Moons, and Ciel's life may be at risk. How far will Sebastian go to protect his master from himself, and how far will Ciel go to uncover the truth?

the ocean sang her song of mourning.

Because evidently a book club wasn't enough.

110 mph is too fast. But when your older brother is already flooring it, there's not much you can do. Drabbles of the royals of Fates handling random situations...beginning with a speeding car.

"You might as well go, for I am bitter to the bone and I've grown quite used to being alone." - collection of one shots containing ships, cats, dogs, aus, and quite a bit of cake. I don't own anything.

It was a bonding exercise, not because Elise saw the snow and wanted to play with it. -Elise, Xander

In some other universe, Octavian believed he had died from being launched from an onager. However, where he is now, things don't go as smoothly as everyone might have wished it would. Battered, bruised and injured near death, Octavian wonders why he hasn't been sent to Tartarus. Above all, he wonders why he can't bring himself to just let everything go. Also on Wattpad.

Bishamon decides to get Kazuma a gift for Valentine's. Kofuku tries to help. Gen. Crack. Background one-sided kazubisha. No spoilers.

It is time again for the Hoshidan Festival of Bonds, and the Nohrian royal family has come to enjoy it with the youngest member of their group. Xander/OC

The contract is over and Sebastian is finally free. All he wants to do now is sulk over a drink and be alone, but a loathed figure approaches him in the midst of his depression.

'When Grell got her next assignment of souls to collect, she thought it would just be another boring job like any other' But little does she know of the man who has vowed to kill someone she cares deeply for, and this is the night he will strike. Lightly implied Grell/Sebastian, major character death.

All the captains and vice captains get turned to animals thanks to a certain mad scientist. What will happen now? My first bleach fic. Rate and review please. Chap 24 now up. Set after the whole Aizen fiasco.

Bleach Zombie AU Ichigo and the others find themselves stuck in the middle of a zombie apocalypse Will they be able to survive and find their friends? Will they manage to escape the city alive? Read to find out!

Ciel's final day and his eventual death as Sebastian consumes his soul. WARNING:Major character's death. Angs/Tragedy Mentions to the song 'The show must go on'. I do not own Kuroshitsuji, nor its characters.

When Kyoya becomes overworked and collapses. ending up in the hospital, he's forced to take time off. Can he find a way to relax, will the host club be able to help their friend and how will Tamaki react to Kyoya's condition? maybe Kyoya x Tamaki, Not sure yet.

She had lost everything and became engulfed by her sorrow. The world was turning to ruin beneath her touch, and all Jakob could do was watch, praying she would forgive him for what he had to do.

It was impolite, after all. To ask one's ago. Especially when you've been casually searching through classified files for said information.

After an earthquake leaves a city in hinges and chaos, a series of nurses and doctors set out to perform miracles. But what originally was a mission, turned into death defying actions as they not only have to save their patients, but themselves. Nobody said making a difference was easy, and they'll learn that the hard way through table deaths, and frustrations.

8 of the Bleach characters have been transformed into CATS! But how can a girl with some secrets can help turn back to normal? Read to find out! GrimmjowxOC Updates are gonna come but a not so normal pace '

It's all about being number one in the world, whether it be in basketball or in Pokemon battles. They found out who's the best of the GoM when it comes to basketball, but now what about Pokemon battles? The six of them yearn to find this out, going their separate ways to different regions to see who conquers their region first. First to conquer, first to win. Kuroko no Pokemon AU

How are nations during the zombie apocalypse? They are just like their citizens, trying to survive. In a world without order. A world without social structure. A world without country borders; the nations must learn how to survive in the new world where death surrounds them constantly. ( Ships: Fruk France x England, SuFin Sweden x Finland, others )

Romeo and Juliet, but with Bleach characters

Mizuiro always has his school bag with him, even during weekends. Ichigo wants to know why.

Getting your boyfriend up is hard work.

Sebastian slowly loses himself when he is sick and Ciel looks after him. But as his condition gets worse, Ciel's safety may be at risk.

In which Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Rukia are the worst chef/patissiers to ever grace the 5-star restaurant scene, well, ever. Didn't anyone teach them about what was and was not appropriate behaviour in the kitchen? [Ichiruki]

Orihime knows her classmate Ulquiorra hates her, but he seems to be there when she needs him the most. UlqXHime AU Happy birthday, 29th Spirit!

Small Pieces about Rukia's life.

The story of how Kensei got his tattoo.

Byakuya was curious about the red button that was positioned towards the side of the street that everyone seemed to be looking at. So like any sane person, he pressed it. Needless to say, he wasn't expecting things to go the way they did.

All of the Shinigami have places where that store things, but Yamamoto's is the most impressive, because no one knows where it is. Basically, this is absolute crack, but hopefully amusing.

A day with Tousen, from his perspective, Which kind of tasks does he perform on Las Noches? (P.S: It's not yaoi)

*Spoilers for Fire Emblem Fates : Birthright* A collection of one-shots showing off the support conversations I used in my first playthrough with my Avatar Alie. Some will be fluffy, others will be more angsty. Check it out to see some of the possible couples. Over the next few weeks, I hope to have every couple I used. Hope you enjoy! *Previously Dear Jakob*

another book of texts but this one is of attack on titan! (hope it was funny i tried) rated M because of the constant cussing from the characters

AU! Byakuya gets to enjoy a picnic to celebrate a day that is important to him and Hisana. On this picnic, Byakuya shows Hisana something that he is proud of and that he has not shown to anyone else, yet. [ByakuyaxHisana]

Ukitake Jūshirō climbs up to the top of a mountain to watch the sunset with his lover, Kyoraku Shunsui. But no matter how extraordinary any sunset might be, the air is thin on mountaintops. Set when Jūshirō and Shunsui are young, and newly lovers. Before Shunsui knows the full extent of Jūshirō's illness, and before Jūshirō knows how to say "no" to the man he loves.

"I was pulled into questioning because of you," Byakuya bit out. Ichigo looked at him in confusion. "Huh? What did I do? Does this have something to do with the message I received about 'damaging government property' or whatever?" (A short Ichigo/Byakuya oneshot)

It is an understood fact that Aizen will not start an Espada meeting until the tea has been served. One afternoon, Katalina Tarumi decides to offer an alternative to the humdrum beverage fare.

The Sorting Hat can only handle so many children... what is with these hair colors, anyway?

Orihime awakes inside a dark room. Instead of bonding over the circumstances she shares with the other person, they argue about tacos.

The story of one Shinigami's quest to solve the riddles of love, and one Quincy's quest to annihilate it.

Aphrodite was definitely lurking around somewhere, Midorima decided, observing Akashi and Kuroko's unhealthily lovey-dovey relationship, Momoi's unrequited but everlasting love for Kuroko, Murasakibara's cluelessness towards Himuro's feelings, and Aomine and Kise's so-obvious-it-hurts unresolved sexual tension. This could only be her doing. PJO AU.

Just a sweet Ishida family moment, when Uryu is born :)

Rukia is sent to investigate why Shinigami are vanishing in the human world, and Urahara tells her they're vanishing because-they're his new daycare employees! Rukia is signed up as his new member and must contend with both human and Shinigami children, as well as Shinigami that should seriously reconsider their jobs. And don't forget about that shady daycare across the block!

In which little Uryu's discovery of exactly what his father has been up to in the room he keeps locked at all times marks the beginning of the end.

No one, in the universe, would've suspected Byakuya Kuchihi could laugh let alone be very ticklish. Renji Abarai may just be the luckiest man in all of the Gotei 13. ByaRen. Don't like don't read.

Basically it's a different approach to the story. Ichigo dies together with his mother that fateful day. The story is written in drabbles for different situation following each other periodically. Have fun reading! ;)

Join Orihime from Bleach as she spends the Christmas holidays in Las Noches , Hueco Mundo . Will the celebration be as she's used to? or will the Espada , Arrancar , Tousen , Gin and Aizen make this year something she will remember for a lifetime? A new chapter will be published every, single day of December !

Uryu and Orhime decide to buy a home together and take in all the features and the raw emotion it brings out of them. Ishihime.

This is what happens when you get on Grimmjow's bad side, as Ulquiorra had done since day one. In the end, who will have the last laugh?

When England fell a month ago, not many survived. The return of Moriarty came with a new virus that brought the dead to life with a taste for flesh. Sherlock, John and Mary escaped London, but did anyone else survived from their group of friends? Sherlock yet again underestimated the one who counted. Sherlolly. Rated M for violence, language and character deaths.

"Was there ever anyone who never survived a time loop?" "Ve,...yes..." "Who?" Oh, the cruel irony of that single word. Hetaoni-fic, so character death, general source of depression and feels. My own ending to the story that has never ended.

Aizen has a new plan to immobilize the Soul Reapers: make them uncontrollably puke so he can unleash a horde of Hollows onto the Gotei 13 and be met with no resistance! He picks Szayelaporro to do the honors of giving one of the Soul Reaper captains a serum that'll trigger the vomiting. With Szayelaporro dressing in drag and Kenpachi as his target, what could possibly go right?

One would think that Commander Erwin Smith would learn that Levi should never be included in a meeting. Rated T for cuss words. And no, I do NOT own Attack on Titan. DUH!

This is what would have happened if Bleach happened on a social media, Facebook! The characters talk by commenting on posts and events.

-much. Small witch!AU starring Orihime and Ulquiorra. It all started with a little dare. "Bet you can't summon a demon."

Noblemen don't pout, especially if they belong to the Kuchiki clan, and in all honestly he was not, but at that moment she thought that if ever she had a chance to see him contort his face into one, this would be that moment.

A is for Aizen, B is for Buzz... The rest will be silence, if you won't find it out!

They're late. Because eyelashes. Ikkaku/Yumichika

A Tumblr prompt. Ichigo finds a anti-gay rally going on in the quad of his college and he is joined by his best friend's brother, Byakuya. Ichigo decides to piss them off, and what better way than making out with your best friend's brother right in front of them? (you have to read the story to understand the title)& (sorry if it's not as great as my other stories.) modern AU

Prompt: person A tells person B "We should be a couple for Halloween" Renji and Byakuya are going on a mission in the World of The Living on Halloween and need to find a way to blend in. Mention of IchiHitsu. (not edited)

What was happening outside the Kuchiki manor was, in Byakuya's opinion, one of the worst things that could ever happen. There were peasants. And they were everywhere.

A little bit of comedy for you, or at least an attempt at such. What happens when you give a hollow a mini-fan? Ichigo and Shiro are up to mischief.

All the cast have been gathered to watch Kuroko no Basuke.

Kuroko missed the times when he always hungout with his Teiko teammates, and therefore he came up with a solution. #Rated T because of Aomine's cursing germs.

Soul Society and Hueco Mundo make a peace pack via... Ichigo marrying Aizen. But that didn't go nice with Ichigo, stressed and unwillingness makes a twist in their lives at their wedding reception. Aizen x Ichigo, hints of mpreg

As far as Grimmjow's concerned, Aizen has picked the worst possible time to decide celebrating birthdays will build team spirit. It has to be one of his mind games, but even so, a party is unavoidable.

On an expedition outside the walls, Levi's team get ambushed by a group of Titans. Will they all make it out? What are the consequences of their choices? For the fact that it's a short story, I won't say much in the description because I don't want to give it away, but trust me. This 1500-ish word story is worth your time, at least if you like Attack on Titan.

In which we learn that Felicia has bad taste in literature. [Now has a sequel — The Garden Club]

The best kept secrets of the Seiritei- How does Kenpachi keep his hair looking so stiff? Why does Unohaha wear a braid down her chest? What curse is Byakuya hiding under his kenseikan? A series of One-Shots about the Gotei 13 Captains and their hair. Humor, OOC, Crack, PWP

His Butler, Sick REWRITE! I finally wrote it! YAY! One day out of the blue, Sebastian collapses and falls sick. What will the Phantomhive household do without him? Please read to find out! Soft fluff between Master and Servant, implied pairing but won't be acted on. Rated T for possible language. UPDATES ARE COMING! HANG IN THERE!

this is fixed version of the Aizen X chair story. im keeping the non-fixed one just for the lulz. any view and flip out.

Midorima Shintarou has never liked cats. MidoTaka, Domestic Fluff.

Byakuya is put in charge of the de-alcoholification of the Seireitei, much to everyone's annoyance. Byakuya doesn't care, of course, since he has his family's honor to uphold. One-shot.

Non-Sybil AU. Ginoza and Tsunemori are out of the country for an international criminal investigation conference. Their flight home gets delayed to due bad weather, and they get put up in a hotel, with ONLY ONE BED. Fluff. One-shot.

Ulquiorra wonders how this woman manages to confuse him so much with so few words. A mere few minutes ago she was horribly mad at him for "stealing a kiss", which has nothing to do with actual theft and now she's turning red and staring at the ground.

Slight AU! Kuroko is a young basketball player and singer, and is now getting more and more famous. But with his recent popularity-gained an obsessed serial killer as a stalker. Enter the GoM, who volunteered to be his bodyguards despite the checkered past he has with them when they were still in Middle School. (Lastly, enter our naughty Cupid/Love.) [GoMxKuro] Ch3Up! PleaseR&R!

The characters of Shingeki no Kyojin (Attack on Titan) discover technology and chaos ensues. And laptops have tremendous killing qualities. ((cover image by museoforpheus))

Many ships will be displayed in the story so... that will be a thing. Don't know how exactly this will go since most of my other fanfics have been garbage.

What happens when the last person everyone expects to become a Shinigami eventually does?

'Animal instincts' is everywhere in the world of Kuroko no Basuke, but where do these 'instincts' really come from.

Grimmjow gets some new fraccions, this can only go well. Follows the Is Ulquiorra Ticklish story, rated teen for some mild cursing.

Ichigo and Rukia's wedding day arrives, and their friends leave nothing to chance. WARNING:Massively crackish!

"You lost her the moment she stopped calling you Shintarou. Stand back, Midorima." "Don't be so arrogant Aomine. I don't plan to lose twice." "This isn't a game, losing once is enough. Learn your lesson." "I did, that's why I'm not standing back."

When the whole world goes to hell, the surviving nations must unite to restore order and stay alive. As they struggle to stay together and out of the hands of an Organization that wants them dead, they fight not to lose who they are, and discover love and strength in each other as only ever an apocalypse can bring forth. Contains violence, character deaths, lemon, and lots of drama

He was cynical, yet pure. She was was innocent, yet bleak. They understood each other, like no other. Through a nod, or a glance, they know. Like yin, and yang, they meet.

Everyone knows that Byakuya is an insufferable workaholic who willingly takes upon himself the responsibilities of every other squad. But when the other captains and lieutenants decide to take a day off and spend it in the world of the living, Byakuya finds himself faced with a choice between doing what he likes best in the world and engaging in real fun. One-shot. Re-uploaded.

Rukia and Ishida try desperately to figure out who Ichigo has a crush on. What better way than... 20 Questions! Plenty of awkwardness and yelling! Ichigo/Ishida Warnings: Yaoi, male x male

Because Tis the Season and parodies are fun. In case you didn't pick it up from the title, this is The Twelve Days of Christmas Bleach-style.

Hanji, Levi, Eren, Jean, Mikasa, and Armin sit down for a game of truth or dare. Enjoy :D

AU. Mini stories involving the Bleach cast as children. Includes a little Ichigo, Grimmjow, and even a little Aizen!

Hollow!AU. Arrancar Akashi Seijuurou dreams of his past as a Hollow. Such was a meaningless life of one so different from his brethren, a Hollow of pure white and eyes the color of blood...Takes place in the same universe as Hollow Miracles.

"Makishima doesn't worry that the girl will be the one to pick up the weapon and follow him. There was only ever going to be one person with him, here at the end." Makishima conducts his symphony down to the last note.

A readerfic! Choose who you survive with in this horror/romance, alternate universe spin on Attack on Titan! Choose between Levi, Eren, or Jean!

Something random I came up with with a friend. Do not take seriously. Enjoy!

It's Orihime's graduation day that just doesn't go as planned. Please R&R! :) One-Shot.

Hetaoni prompt. Based off of that one scene. Yeah that scene. Character death. Hopefully the bug has been fixed, but it will take a bit of time before change is shown. Sorry.

During a get-together, Kuroko, Akashi, Kise, Midorima, Aomine, and Murasakibara all run into danger when the city is suddenly attacked by Titans that no one knew existed. They meet two strange males who go by Levi and Eren, who are apart of an organization called the Survey Corps. Levi claims that they are all special, and needed in the war against the Titans. {GoM/Levi, Eren/Levi}

Funny texts/chats between the Avengers, and of course, Loki. FROSTIRON & CLINTASHA

Ulquiorra has turned into a kid. He seems ok at first but Ulquiorra is more mischievous then anyone could have guessed.

Midorima Shintarou never texted anyone. Kise did. A lot. So when Kise's daily barrage of texts stop without warning, Midorima is, understandably, slightly disconcerted. And Kasamatsu was never gladder that Kaijo hadn't struck the lottery twice with Teiko starters.

TWO-SHOT! What if Sebastian had lost the battle between he and Claude instead? What if they had been lovers under curse made by Hannah anafeloz? What will Claude do to bring him back? Warnings: Major character death, oocness! PLEASE REVIEW!

Attack on Titan modern day AU. Levi is a teacher who wants kiddo's to pay attention, but they never do so he sprays them with his wife febreeze.

Anyway, this is a England centered fic. On England's Hetaoni wiki page it is said he is the country to die the most, which leads to me thinking he feels guilty for something, or wishes to prove the idea that he is selfish wrong. It is sad and England dies a lot you have been warned. It goes through multiple time loops. Cover Image is my own art.

AU, OC, oneshot, takes place a few months after Long Halloween. Los Noches may have been destroyed back during the war, but personal treasures still lay hidden beneath the rubble. Tyn coerces the other arrancar into helping him search the ruins for lost pieces of his Espada days, but maybe he's looking for treasure in all the wrong places...

Instead of being at the hospital, Midorima finds himself in... Wonderland? And what's with all his friends in weird get ups, and where is Takao? Happy belated Midotaka Day! (10/6) (The cover image doesn't owned by me)

Kuroko was found beaten and unconscious, hanging by his wrists from a basketball hoop in Kaijou's gym with a message cut into his chest and stomach: HEY GENERATION OF MIRACLES. HOW DOES IT FEEL? The GoM are determined to find who hurt him and make them pay, but along the way must face the mistakes they made in middle school, and realize the pain their actions caused others.

Octavian gets cornered, killed and basically stalked be teddy bears.

Modern AU where the SnK characters are actors for the show Attack on Titan. No shipping, for now. Rated T for language.

What if our Basuke Bakas were cheerleaders instead of basketball players? Crack. One-shot. I tried

AU, OCs. All Hollow's Eve, better known as Halloween, is the one night of the year when the natural boundaries between the realms of life and death are at their weakest. For humans, it's a celebration built around myth. For the shinigami, it's the single busiest night of the year. For a group of violent prisoners in Hell, it's an opportunity that can't be ignored. **COMPLETE**

Continuation from What if 1: After becoming adults, GoM now became children! And this time the things will get worse! What will they do to escape from the fate?

Marco wakes up in the forest of giant trees, not knowing how he got there. After making the grim discovery that he has been reincarnated into a titan, he wanders aimlessly until he finds Jean, about to meet his fate with a titan ready to devour him. Will they recognise each other and restore the bond they once had? Titan!Marco x Jean AU

What would happen if they turned?

In their free time our favorite demons and servants and masters spend their free time chatting away gleefully and wasting their hours away typing their sorrows away.

"I wish for you to sing it to me," Odin told them, keeping his face cold. The Warriors three, Lady Sif, Thor and Loki stared at him, unsure if the king was making a joke or not. One shot! Supposed to be funny! ( do not own the artwork for the cover here is a link to the artist. elevatortonowhere(dot)tumblr(dot)com/post/69867050162/actual-sassy-ice-queen-loki)

It needed to be done, oneshots of Octavian! So I hope that you enjoy the little blips about everyone's favorite augur! Reyna will be in a majority of them.

The author's thoughts about three of the Generation of Miracles' members; Midorima Shintarou, Aomine Daiki, and Akashi Seijuurou based off Christmas lights' colors. [Short one-shot, rated for T mild mentions of violence. Mind to read and review?]

When Lord Aizen requests a mental examination for all of the Espadas, Gin very kindly offers to take up the role. The Espadas, however, are not as thrilled...

Ever think that a world meeting reminds you of a nature program, well it does for England. Rated T for the hell of it. For safety reasons, do not eat whilst reading as I can't give the Heimlich Maneuver through the internet. Also electronic devises have been know to be lobbed across the room due to laughter. You have been warned.

This is a kingdom style of Kuroko No Basuke. Placed in an illusionary word with a theme of 'anything could happened'. pairing AOKURO and KISEKURO. AU Kingdom Setting!

When the Bleach cast gets together to read Bleach...

a fanfiction of a HetaOni-themed Hetalia. In this, Italy goes insane and begins to believe that the other nations hate him, in response, he decides to kill off everyone before they can him. During this process, Japan becomes aware of the situation and tries to save the others by relying on their help. This story includes a few random creatures as well, just to have them though.

Something terrible has happened to Midorima Shintarou and he falls into a coma and Akashi Seijuro takes the blame for it. After five months, Midorima finally wakes up, but doesn't remember a single thing before the incident. Akashi must somehow turn himself the way he was before the incident had happened before he changes into a different person. MidoAka.

Gin has been collecting stories, pranks, and jokes in his notebook. He's given it to Orihime to pass away the time in Hueco Mundo. T rating just in case, I will be adding lots.

Aomine looks at Kuroko, and all he sees is weakness. — zombie apocalypse!AU, aokuro.

Life was pleasant for Kise Ryouta. A model, a star athlete, adored by everyone around him – what more could one ask for? But things take an unexpected turn when his dark past comes back to haunt him, and it seems that there is more to the boy than anyone could have known.

Bleach discovers YouTube...

When they were nineteen, Kuroko was no longer with them. It was an accident that no one liked to talk about. They called it an accident, because the alternative was too horrific. But, when they were nineteen, they realized... it may not have been an accident after all. The red truth was beginning to surface no matter how much they rejected it, so they took it head on... for Kuroko.

Midorima Shintarou learned the hard way how he had underestimated the power of Takao Kazunari when it comes to festivities. (Belated Christmas fic )

Hetaoni Oneshot - I would not recommend reading this story if you don't want to cry. Kind of PruAus. Prussia gets a phone call from Austria while in the mansion, but something goes wrong. What will happened to Austria? Read to find out.

A fanfiction based on supernatural creatures gathered and an otome game. Kuroko was born with a mixture of a vampire blood and a human blood. He met the leader of the clan, Akashi along with his assistants Aomine, Midorima, Murasakibara and Kise. They've been cold towards Kuroko. But in the end, they would play basketball together after gatherings.

Something really bad happened so I'll post it again. Seirin High's Basketball Team are making a Halloween Party in the gym. Everyone is invited, said Riko, but they didn't know that Kuroko told some other people. Note: I SUCK AT SUMMARIES

Mycroft invites Sherlock and John to a Halloween costume party. Of course, Sherlock comes up with an interesting costume. One-shot. No slash. Happy Halloween! Please R&R!

How HetaOni ends, in my mind. A oneshot.

Slight AU! there's a story circulating in the Scouting Legion about a strange titan that lives outside the walls and has been deemed the 'gentle titan.' While out on a mission, Jean Kirschstein experiences this strange titan firsthand. But it seems so oddly familiar...

Hetanic, Hetalia Titanic style. Basically a story of Titanics maiden voyage with hetalia charahcters. Better summary inside Alot of pairings and more charachters in later chapters

Aunt Hermione is helping young Albus Severus with a few problems, by using stories of her schooldays and one Severus Snape as rewards. But the photo of Snape seems to react to them ...

Because the man was the only thing keeping him human in a world full of electric sheep. Makishima/Choe Drabble

Grell is present after Sebastian fakes his murder by the hands of Charles Grey. Being a self-proclaimed actress, the melodramatic grim reaper is just dying to play the role of Sebas-chan's bereaved widow. Murder mystery arc alteration. One-Shot.

Midorima Shintarou records his life, his loves, his loathes and his ingrained fear of his mother's cooking. No pairings.

Orihime slipped in one of Szayelaporro's potions into the Espada's tea, thinking it was an ingredient. Now, all the Espada including Aizen, Tousen, and Gin turned into little children! Szayelaporro assures her that it'll only last a week, but until then, she has to take care of all of them! She never knew how troublesome little Espadas would be until now. Harem? T for Grimmjow!

"What if Kurokocchi could do a dunk? Like if we gave him a boost?" From Kuroko's first basket to the ones he reaches forward to. Spoilers up to Teiko arc.

Just a bit of Insane Italy and Holy Rome. Lots of Gore and stuff. Based off of HetaOni

It's time for the Untold Zanpaku-to arc and the Espada and Orihime Inoue are left with nothing to do for a whole arc. So, what could they do other than go on a nice -and in almost no way relaxing- vacation? Complete!

Contains elements of HetaOni (have not played it) and horror films. Premise: a historical halfway house in Japan's Fukushima Prefecture holds a dark secret. When a large number of nations visit this supposedly haunted house, it sets off a chain of terrible events that threaten to destroy the modern world, beginning with the countries.

Once a month she made the trek out to the edge. Every time she was choking back tears. Her hands would tremble as she set the bouquet down onto the dirt. And still, she kept going back.

The Generation of Miracles have a surprising reunion the day before Kuroko's birthday. The are all surprised when they see Kuroko with...Kagami! Why were they together? Could it be...A DATE! Uncover the truth with the Generation of Miracles as they stal- follow Kuroko and Kagami.

When a mysterious group of inhuman beings invade the manor, Sebastian is bound, kidnapped and tortured. Ciel is forced to flee, and he meets Loss, a strange woman who helps the earl find his butler. Ciel is curious about the strange darkness that surrounds her, and the closer they get to finding Sebastian, the more he is willing to find them out at all costs.

For centuries England has kept a secret that concerns all of the nations. It's only when the world is consumed in darkness that he can tell the rest of the nations his secret. Rated T due to swearing and a bit gory.(Britannia angel) fits quiet a few genres like adventure and family and angst. Will edit and correct grammar at some point

Surviving the Winter War was easy, all things considered. Trying to hide from the Seireitei by masquerading as a human and surviving having a Grade-A moron for a roommate? Not so much... Ch. 38: Three Months **COMPLETE**

this takes place after HetaOni where they left off, England thinks that he is alone and is no longer needed however how wrong is he, Warning: near death, UKUS. if you like 4th July then you may like this one

Even the brightest of all lights eventually fades. No star is different; none can escape this fate. But, there will always be those who try. Makishima-centric

Another world meeting and England is bored out of his mind, until something catches his eye out of the window. Rated T for England's French. No pairings unless you want to read it that way. Errrrrrmmmmm that's it I think

A goblin is killed and Jareth is, of course, called to investigate.

When Ciel is possesed by a nameless and bodiless demon, he loses his control, his sanity, and unless Sebastian does something soon, he will lose his very soul. However, the butler may end up dead before he can do so!

This is a sort of continuation of my fanfic, "Octavian's past" It takes at the end of the Heroes of Olympus series. The Romans are at War. They are being held captive and being forced to play a deadly one on one war game on a chess board. Octavian and Percy are paired together and Octavian told the Percy his past and his realtionship with Percy's old enemy, Luke Castellan.

Midorima was pissed, he had a bad day and decided to have a cup of coffee to calm his nerves. But he certainly never expected a dark-haired waiter threw pick up lines to him. "It's almost Christmas right? Shin-chan, can you give me your photograph?" 'For what' "I want to tell Santa what I want for Christmas " Midorima face palmed.

Aizen has decided to take his dear Espada on a vacation! He plans on taking them on a cruise to the Bahamas! Lovely, isn't it? Oh, but almost nothing can be lovely when we deal with the Espada. The Bahamas will NEVER be the same again. Rated ES for Espada Style

England sank into depression and there is noone there to pull him out. Is there? Oneshot. Rating for Suicide. And black magic. Ends well. Hints of FrUK, if you squint. Edited.

It was weird, his obsession with horoscopes and what have you.

Ciel finally gets his revenge, but was it worth it? Sebastian is fatally wounded and the boy can do nothing but hold his butler's hand as the life bleeds out of him. one-shot deathfic. UPDATED/REVISED

Sebastian is a demon tormented by his past. He's loved and lost. He's been hated and abused. He's gone absolutely insane. Rated T for self-harm and violence. One-shot for now...

Sunday morning with Shutoku. Written for the Midorima Shintarō (Kuroko no Basuke) Facebook page.

Zombie Apocalypse AU with Kuroko no Basuke (specifically Generation of Miracles) what will happen when the kiseki no sedai finds themselves at the front lines of a zombie war zone? (also this story is based off of Left for Dead world settings, guns, as well as character cameos) - and mentions of Aokuro and Akakise (M for violence/gore)

Octavian centric, freeverse, one-shot. Octavian's pretty much hated - pretty much by everyone, too. He wasn't always like that, though. Rated T for mild mentions of suicide.

Folktales, Legends, Theater Plays, Fairy Tales, and Bedtime Stories presented by our beloved Kuroko no Basuke characters. Of course, each story goes haywire from there.

Loki is dead after the Avenger's movie. So how can he be in Central Park three days later? If Loki is really dead then who is this look-a-like, why is he here and where did he come from? Rated T for mentions of character death.

This is just a look in our favorite cast's lifes

Ciel is tired of the same old routine ever since he has become a demon, but what could he possibly do when he is supposed to be thought of as dead. One day Sebastian says his family is coming to the manor it seems to spark something in the manor, things seem to change in both good and bad ways in the new Phantomhive manor

Arthur takes a photo of him and Alfred everyday so Alfred remembers them.

Very cute story of Loki on his "Forgotten" birthday. It's funny as well! I had fun writing it and I believe you'll have fun READING it. : Did Thor, Odin, and Frigga forget his birthday? Read to Found out!

This is a one-shot UlquiHime. While in Las Vegas, Rangiku spikes Orihime's drink. Read to find out the after math of what happened the next morning with her boyfriend Ulquiorra. This story was removed so this is it re-submitted. I hope it stays up. R&R and no flames! I suck at summaries so just read it! Thanks!

Learn the ABC's - Bleach style!

Everyone is still stuck in the mansion. Italy is dead, and England is blind. England begins to wonder if he's any use at all... and if he should just give up trying. Rated K because of a little blood and england's swear. No Yaoi, just brotherly/friendly love

Ulquiorra died...and reincarnated into a four year old! What adventures will he have in this new neighborhood? And what do his dreams about something called Espada have to do with him and his neighborhood friends? In honor of Cuarto Espada, Ulquiorra Cifer!

This is a songfic for hetaoni. Wake me up Inside by Evanescence honestly was the perfect song for hetaoni. Anyway R&R

Sherlock and John are separated during a zombie apocalypse in the worst possible way. Johnlock.

Alfred F. Jones was born unable to speak, and Arthur Kirkland born unable to hear teaches him how to express himself through painting. Arthur is diagnosed with terminal brain cancer, and Alfred vows his life to paint one dot each day he lives, because one picture is worth a thousand words, words he was never able to say. One shot, Implied US/UK. Ps. I don't own Hetalia!

Ulquihime story, based on the part in bleach at Ulquiorra's death. This is my first fan fic and the spelling probably sucks :

This is Gin's Diary-kun. Sometimes he would read it back to himself,and wonder,why the war?But then he gets a reminder once in a while.Of course,the Espada always are full of surprises. "BANDAIDES PROTECT YOU FROM GERMANS?" No,Nnoitra,not quite. Extreme crack

What happens when Hueco Mundo gets MSN? Rating may go up for future chapters.

On the battlefield, it is common to lose one of your own, but the thought never occurs to you until it actually happens. HetaOni universe.

"Never fear!" Aizen's voice echoed throughout the train's PA system. "Where we're going, you won't NEED clothes!" The Espada instantly dreaded what they'd gotten themselves into…

Italy has gone through time loops countless times. This is one of them. HetaOni fic. Character death. Rated T to be safe.

After Sherlock's death, Mycroft remembers.

Bleach characters in the Hunger Games!AU. The gong rings, and our tributes are off! Oneshot for now.

A series of one-shots about Bleach and possible others characters as children. These all take place after the winter war. Hichigo's got his hands full with these crazy kids...warning some fluffy yaoi...small amount of swearing, mostly by Nnoitra

"Even in death Arthur. I always will..." USUK, Character Death, HetaOni fic -ReUpload-

America's last moments in HetaOni during the first time loop. Taken from part 10. Rated T for blood and extreme tearjerking moments. Please leave a comment and enjoy. Companion piece to HetaOni: Alone.

Alfred would do anything to see that angel again. Even reach the stars and walk in space.

Someone has told the people about Sebastian's true form and storms the Phantomhive manison. They are prepared to do anything to get what they want: Sebastian's head. Who told them and what will happen when Sebastian's true form is revealed? no yaoi

every character on bleach has a facebook. how will that turn out? Distraction

Holidays Bleach style. UP FOR ADOPTION!

When a hollow was slain by a Soul Reaper, their spirits were sent to the Soul Society. Arrancar were no exception. The former killing machines had a life of their own, or death rather, and they were going to exist in it as best as they could. No Pairings.

Zombie Apocalypse AU fic. Zombies are slowly taking over Japan, and maybe other counties. Ichigo, Uryu, Chad, Orihime, Rukia and others are just surviving the zombie hordes. M for gore, violence, blood, and language.

This time, the gentleman loses to the hero, and it isn't the only loss. Character death. HetaOni-based, no spoilers.

Aizen-sama decides to upgrade the Espada meetings by replacing them with IM Chat conversations. UH-OH. Warning: extremely OOC Aizen, Espada Chatroom randomness, and insanity ahead.

All the Shinigami wanted was a nice, relaxing day at the beach. Unfortunately, that was what the Espada wanted too. So Aizen proposed a Sandcastle-Making Contest. What happens is anything but. Crack fic for the shenanigans

Ulquiorra has always been empty inside, but when an unexpected encounter with a fallen angel turns his entire world, he receives irreplaceable gift.

Much to the Espada's dismay, Aizen forces all ten of his strongest Arrancar to write in a diary for a month! WARNING: This fanfic contains multiple examples of annoyance, craziness, and Espada RAGE! Back from Hiatus! WOOO!

A single mistake by England brings a virtual apocalypse down on the Earth. As the nations race to stop their new enemies, loved ones are lost and old enemies become new friends. Multiple pairings. Rated M for Violence, Language, and Sexual Situations.

For GrassBlade-chan for being the 500th reviewer of IGD! Grimmjow's bored. Like, extremely bored. Like…so bored that he decides to go and get high…from cat nip. But one problem stands in his way... He can't find it.

After life there is only one thing waiting for Light. It starts out bad but will this negative turn in to a positive. It might but first he has to break in to his new home. ENDED BEFORE FINISH. IF ANYONE WANTS TO CONTINUE, GO RIGHT AHEAD, I IN NO WAY MIND. Would just like credit for what I wrote.

The fact the world's greatest detective has a fear of spiders is laughable. The fact that, one day, Light's going to grow a super spider to attack L is genius.

Join the Espada for a few outrageous nights of board games, boredom, and ceros on Espada Game Night, held every Saturday! Games include Truth or Dare, Scrabble, Bunco, and more! Hopefully you're more pumped than them, though...NOW FEATURING A SLEEPOVER!

An online chat of bleach characters. Mostly Gin, Aizen, and Toshiro. No yaoi or romance I believe. Rated T because of language.

Orihime is kidnaped by the Espada and its Ulquiorra's job to watch over her but he starts to feel something for her and Aizen and the rest of the Espada start to grow attatched to her. I DO NOT OWN BLEACH!

The song "12 days of Christmas" but bleach style!

"Whats bleach?"

the traditional Christmas Carols BLEACH Style lol

Orihime Inoue never pictured herself as the type who would knowingly submerge herself in with the mentally unwell, but when the fall of a friend causes her to seek a job at the town's mental hospital, Orihime begins to see insanity in a whole new light.

Aizen has our dear Espada celebrate Thanksgiving! We all know that this bonding time is not going to end with everyone sober.Humor/Family Family because it's thanksgiving. HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

Follows each of the Marauders, Lily and Snape as they reach the afterlife. See them discover themselves, their friends and the fate of the people they left behind.

Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.

Ever wonder why so many Arrancars cover their hollow holes? On an average, boring day in Las Noches, Orihime convinces Ulquiorra to tell her the story behind the ill exposed Arrancars, and it's one none of the Espada will soon forget

What happens when Grimmjow comes across Yo Mama jokes? My attempt at humor at 3 in the morning. Enjoy!

Based off of chapter 416 of Bleach. As Gin lies in a pile of concrete, he reminices about his goals and whether or not they were really worth it. Gin/Ran. Major spoilers. Songfic.

A short, sweet and slightly sad one shot about Ulquiorra's life before he died and became an espada. Sort of UlquiHime if you want to look at it that way.

He stretched, his tail swishes from contentment, his ears twitched and his eyes slowly opened. The sun was warm against his skin, making him purr happily. Soon he hides his features from the world, no one should know, no even his family. Being rewritten.

Want to learn more about the Espada s and Shinigami in Hueco Mundo... well here is your chance! This is a parody of what really goes on there... enjoy!

Ulquiorra and Grimmjow, both hated adversaries, are pitted against each other in a heated battle not-so-much against their will, so why are Orihime and Aizen shouting attack commands from above? And just what does Gin have up his sleeve?

Happy Fathers' Day! Aizen says he wants the Espada to give their 'daddy' a present! Grimmjow doesn't want to...but he HAS to... What is his plan? And why does it involve Ulquiorra's finger prints and cat nip?Humor/Family.Family cuz Espada are a family XD

Harry is called back to Hogwarts after Hagrid finds six living bodies in the Forest. The only problem is, those people died years ago. The Marauders have returned to Hogwarts... But what will happen to the traitor Pettigrew? Set 8 years after DH

Inoue's just been taken to Hueco Mundo, and Aizen decides that she needs to get acquainted with the Espada! Mayhem and madness ensue. Rated T for Grimmjaw's potty mouth.

The Espada have their very own chatroom to get online and communicate. Naturally what they discuss in said chat is not your typical espada business. Rated for mild yaoi, cussing, and stupid arrancar.

Harry decides to go on a post-war vacation. Little does he know what chaos he'll meet. Crossover with Bleach.

Ulquiorra noticed how Nnoitra and Grimmjow were tightly gripping the seats. “Are you trash okay?” “We’re f-fine t-thank you!” Nnoitra stuttered out as Aizen started the engine. Rated for language. No pairings. Pure crack.

A little Idea on what would occur if Ichigo had killed Uryuu that fateful night. Or day? This is a frame but I can't be bothered to write it in full. Yes I don't own Bleach T.T So yeah...

My second parody fanfic next to vampire knight. Kuroshitsuji is recently the anime I watched and it had caught my heart. Sebastian is love.

Aizen Sama had requested that Mayumi, the previous 5th Espada, makes a chat room in order for them to have late night meetings and extra quality time. He didn't expect it to be something fun. Rated M for major curse words and sexual themes XD! R&R!

Bed time is at ten on the dot, teeth MUST be clean, no fighting at the dinner table, meals are at eight, one and six o'clock sharp, and you only get dessert if you're very, very good.

The most amazing beat down of the bleach charecters!

Here are some ways that you can get yourself killed by Aizen and his Espada.

What do the Bleach characters talk about in between episodes and chapters? Let's find out. Rated M for vulgar and suggestive dialogue. Written in Chat room format, Ichigo is the character for the fic cause he's in practicaly every conversation.

Oneshot. In which a bored Aizen and Ulquiorra and the rest of HM and SS attend a Hannah Montana concert. Much strangeness. Aizen meets and gives his email to an interesting girl and Ulquiorra gets nekkid. The things we do when we're bored...Please R&R!

Gin, Tousen and the Espada have been putting up with months and months of nasal abuse from their great leader. Now, in a desprate and daring feat, they choose to conspire and take action. The result? One very wet Aizen...

Aizen has decided to throw a massive Christmas Party in Hueco Mundo. The only problem is, the Espada need to get gifts for each other. T for some language.

What happens when you give Shinigami and other Bleach characters access to a chatroom? The fit hits the shan, that's what! Chats range from K all the way up to M.

Ever wondered why Gin squints? Ever wondered why Tousen is blind? Well, it all stems back to a dark time during their days in college...

Nnoitra's hair is longer... crack.

Ulquiorra found a tomato. In short, he becomes emo. You can read it, but I'm warning you now its not all that good. Rated T for one slightly bad word.

Bored out of their minds, the Espada, Gin and Orihime decide to play Truth or Dare. Fell free to suggest truths or dares.

The cast of our beloved anime Bleach takes a break from filming and reads fanfictions from their fans. Hilarity ensues.

When one of Szayel's experiments goes horribly wrong, Aizen, Gin and Tousen find themselves facing their most difficult task yet: babysitting!

How did Jareth become king of the Labyrinth? His mother has been missing for years, and one day young Jareth finds the manuscript of a book locked away in his father's room...

The Bleach gang put their improve skills to the test. No flames. Little OOC.

Light thinks he knows English. L proves him wrong. Now with translation.

Being responsible isn't easy. Being taught how to be responsible by Aizen isn't all that great either. Rated for language, a ninja Gin, a chocolate obsessed Ulquiorra, and chaos.

When the captains beg for a vacation, They decide to go to Disney Land where they might just end up driving each other insane. T for alcohol and references to sex. NOT Lemon or Yoai or Yuri ect. Reviews requested.

Collection of fairy tales completely killed with a change of characters to Espadas. Pure CRACK. Chapter 8: Porcelain white and the seven shrimps/Snow white and the seven dwarves

The last line pierces the woman's heart as they cheer around her. “Every... last one?” she repeats in a whisper but no one is listening. - Angst, rated T for suggested adult themes, Bleach verse, Ulquiorra x unknown.

When the Espada find computers and chatrooms. Sorry Not very good at summaries.

Exactly what the title says really. It's just the espada in the human world because Aizen decided they needed a vacation. i dont if you could call it funny but oh well.

Ulquiorra sighed. "Grimmjow, I know it's the mating season, but must you hump everything?"

A few of the orphans who remain alive after L’s death get together to watch a home movie they dug up of L as a child, and they struggle with the concept of L as a human being instead of a golden idol.

“OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE!” Matsumoto squealed, crushing Ulquiorra Schiffer’s face into her bosom, suffocating him. Ouch.

Ulquiorra has to share a room with Grimmjow again . This time, he brings a case over, and Grimmjow is curious of what's in the case, but Ulquiorra won't tell him! What's really inside it? from Grimmjow's point of view, anyway. XDD

Because of certain circumstances, Ulquiorra had to move over to Grimmjow’s room for the night. He didn’t think it would be so bad, as long as they had two separate beds. Or so he thought.

Aizen needs funding for Las Noches, and so he employs the Espada to do TV ads.

“Who’d have thought the Christmas Carol ghosts were capable of premeditated murder?” a Bleach Christmas story.

Life's good. War's over. Las Nachos - I mean Noches, is getting cleaner, Aizen's giving us all vacations, and - by the way, I have a kid stalker who thinks I'm his mom and Ulquiorra's his dad. LG, man. L effin' G. GrimmUlqui.

A new comical spin on Bleach AU, Bleach set to a fourth wall breaking Wild West theme.

After the War is over, The Espada, Urahara Shoten, and Soul Society decide to keep the peace that they will meet every holiday. But what happens when you mix Ulquiorra, Orihime, and Mistletoe toghether? Chaos! Ch1 up: CHRISTMAS!

A look into what various Bleach Characters would like for Christmas.

Ulquiorra thinks about 'that woman' and her purpose in Las Noches. Oneshot, R&R

Bleach characters get on a chatroom. Read to find out what happens next! Warning, contains lots of random moments and funny things!

To prove himself to one man, he strived to be the best in everything. Too much indeed that he wreaked his self. But a parent's love is eternal, isn't it? Like every other father, Ryūken was perturbed when news of Uryū's deteriorating health came to light.

All right everyone is on a vacation to Hawaii! Many things can happen. PLEASE REVIEW! Almost ALL the pairings. PLEASE READ. Chapter 8 and a notice is up! Skip chapter 1, it's kind of boring. First fanfic.

A set of Shakespearian scenes parodized Bleach style

Follow the adventures of Grimmjow and friends as they boldly venture into Halibel's quarters. Their mission? To catch a glimpse of just what's behind that high collar. They get more than they expected. Featuring bored Espada, many injokes, and a Couch.

[Multi Chapter] She…was very confused why an Espada from Aizen’s army was sitting across the table from her. [COMPLETE]

To the one I love... prepare to die.

‘‘Ulquiorra–san, I'm begging you... You have to... kill—me—now.’’ —Orihime

In a rare moment of freedom, Orihime searches the halls of Las Noches and finds, what else but a kitchen? Oh joy! Watch Orihime as she decides to whip up something special to share with her espada friends! [Crack fic]

“What! Are you sure? Are you hundred percent sure that you are pregnant with my child!

Orihime hates Grimmjow

Orihime will be stronger someday. She'll be able to protect those she cares about someday. She hopes they will understand.

Raito decides to play a prank on L. He takes his sweets away. And an L without his sweets is apparently a very destructive L.

When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'

The Goblin King is no more and the White Queen’s reign begins, but there is always another challenger. [Jareth&Sarah, complete]