(6:50) I thought you wouldn't want to be left hanging re: my dick epic / (6:51) Pun again unintended / (6:52) And wow that makes it sound like I want to tell you the magnum opus of my own dick / (OR an AU in a modern setting where Edward and Winry don't know one another until he texts the wrong number. Inappropriately, naturally.) / x-posted on ao3; chapters with pics clearer there

He's the popular kid at school. She's the social outcast with a love for Mechanics. They hate each other so much, one bullies the other. But what happens when they're paired up in a Drama project where they are to play Romeo and Juliet? Will romance ensue, or will their rivalry continue on for years to come? A lot of OOC EdWin and a special BONUS ROYAI CHAPTER! *NOW COMPLETE!*