A new terror plagues the wizarding world, making life a nightmare for the unlucky women it terrorizes. With Draco's help, Hermione has finally escaped this life and now wants desperately to live happily. So desperately that she will do whatever it takes.

With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

Hermione finds herself coming between the Weasley twins when she comes to stay at The Burrow over the Christmas holidays. Not what you might think.

But where's my egg, Ginny asked. "Draco's supposed to crack an egg and give it to me before we eat the cake."::Mrs Weasley pursed her lips before she bit into a thin slice of beef. "I think Draco's cracked enough of your eggs," she said with some asperity

Fred and Hermione are still together and still very happy. However, with the pre-wedding stress that befalls the two, the plans may or may not go off without a hitch. Still, Fred chronicles it all in his entertaining way. AU as of OoTP.

* FINISHED * Hermione and Harry, as usual, have ventured to the Weasley household for the summer holidays. Comedy and fluff abound in this tale on how Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger first got together told from Fred's POV. Sequel now posted.