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Hi, everyone! I thank you for taking your time for taking a look at my profile!


Name: Tiki

Age: 13

Location: Honiara, Solomon Islands

Gender: Girl

Apperance: I am a girl of 5'4" with short, puffy brown hair, chocolate-brown skin and brown eyes. I am usually seen wearing shorts that have the same texture as boy's swimtrunks, a t-shirt or tank top and toe-less sandals.

Personality: I am a fun, caring and friendly person. I am always there to help my friends out with any problems that they may have.

Background: I was born in Los Angelous, California but moved to the Solomons when I was four years old with my mother, father and eithty-year old grandmother. I now live in a small house in the capital city of the Solomons, Honiara. I go to Junior High and I am in the seventh grade.

Favorite food(s): coconuts, rice, smoked fish and crab

Favorite color(s): purple, perriwinkle, turqoise and lavendar

Most prized possesion: my lab top

Family: my mom, dad and grandmother

Favorite drink(s): coconut water

Favorite tv show(s): Victorious and iCarly

Favorite places to go on vacation:

-the Bahamas

-Thailand

-Malaysia

-France

-China

-Japan

-Panama

Okay, now that is enough about me. Now lets move on to other stuff!


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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (If you're a girl)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (If you're a guy)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Can we define Witch?)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

If you DON'T like stereotypes and think they should STOP, then post this on your profile!

My Girl & Guy Side

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.

Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 19/26

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume.
You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 6/26


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95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this in your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!! "


Those totally random copy/paste!

How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. 'I wonder why I talk to myself ch?')
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. 'Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word 'deliver' could mean someone's liver?')
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, 'Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!'
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else's e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason.
-If your friends don't even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer


15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look."

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"


FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR!

1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!"

28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.

29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

32.Meow occasionally.

33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

36.Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."


Friends and Best friends will...

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best friend: Would be in the room next to me saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me
Best friend: Will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart
Best Friend: Will help me plot my revenge and get with his best friend

Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: Calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: Has never seen you cry
Best Friend: Has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: Opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: Asks you to write down your number.
Best friend : They ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: Only knows a few things about you
Best friend: Could write a biography on your life

Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: Will always go with you

Friend: Will help you find your prince.
Best friend: Will kidnap him and brings him to you.

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
Best friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

Friend: Will offer you a soda.
Best friend: Will dump theirs on you.

Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
Best friend: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain.
Best friend: Will take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

Friend: Will help you move.
Best friend: Will help you move the bodies.

Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire.
Best friend: Will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friend: Will ask why you're crying.
Best friend: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel.
Best friend: Will just sit down and cry.

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Best friend: Will already know not to tell.

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
Best friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

Friend: Will never ask for food.
Best friend: Is the reason you have no food.

Friend: Will knock on your front door.
Best friend: Will walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
Best friend: Will not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
Best friend: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.


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Just a short little story about racism I wrote...

White girl: Get out of my seat, stupid Asian!
Asian girl: B-but I was here first...
White girl: Too bad so sad, right? Now get outta my seat! *Pushes Asian girl out of seat, causing her to fall on the ground. Class erupts into a fit of laughter.*
White girl*whispering to friend: She desserved it. Doesn't matter if she was in the seat first. I was HERE in this country way before she arrived here...so I get everything she doesn't get. *friend nods*

Copy and paste this little story onto your profile if you are against racism. Because if you see a colored child, you do not know what their background is or what they had to do in order to get to the US. So, please, if you are against bullying, copy and paste. Spread the Love!


I am strictly against child abuse. If you hate and are against child abuse like me, then copy and paste this into your profile. Thank you.

My name is Ari

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Ari

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


Okay, that's all she wrote! I hope you take the time to read and reivew my stories once I get some up! Remember to smile, cuz Jesus loves you!

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Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 38,375 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/2/2017 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Alex R., Dean - Complete
Story Of Us by imstill1kimmy101 reviews
Jade bangs on the door of his RV at a quarter past 3. She's being her usual bitter self, but is there more to it? My first fanfic, so please don't be too harsh.It has nothing to do with Taylor Swift's song, just liked the name. RnR please! tnx!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,601 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Jade W., Beck O.
Love and war by Jedi Kay-Kenobi reviews
During a defensive mission of Duchess Satine Kryze's palace on Mandalore led by Obi-Wan Kenobi and his legion of clones against Death Watch; Obi-Wan begins to experience trials that will test his love and devotion between the Jedi Order and Satine... EARLY FIC, SO LOTS OF OOC MOMENTS.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 77,212 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Obi- Wan K., Duchess Satine - Complete
Time and Time Again by Secret Agent G reviews
It's Perry and Doof's Neme-Versary! Until a time machine goes wrong and Perry gets transported to the future, that is. In this strange, twisted reality, old friends have made new enemies- and old enemies might just become new friends. POST ATSD
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 161,819 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Paternal Bonds by Nature9000 reviews
Sam leaves iCarly without explanation, ten years later a neglected six year old child is found by Freddie's maid. When this silent child is revealed to be connected to Sam, Freddie wants to find her even more, not knowing the danger of the situation
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,128 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Impossible, Unbelievable by EpicNerd reviews
Secrets are revealed, nothing will ever be the same. Jade is pregnant? How would Beck react? Most importantly how would Jade react?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 59,591 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Jade W., Beck O.
Signal Fire by FMellark reviews
They live in an world above ashes of war. A religious organization takes over the entire nation organizing the chaos. They live under new rules now; everything should be organized and properly prepared. Even the marriages. AU. My first fic, so be nice.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 183,582 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P.
The Greatest Secret by Nature9000 reviews
Sam and Freddie harbor a secret from those they know, they cannot tell for fear of being split apart. This follows the series.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 201 - Words: 563,766 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Coming down to Earth by Jigoku no Namida reviews
One year. One year has passed. She lived on. He was stuck in the past. What happens when Kisshu finally can go back to Earth and Aoyama and Ichigo have broken up? Wait, have they? This is bound to become a mess...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,261 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Bloodlust by probablydefinitelydeci reviews
Cat's changing. Murderer, murderer, the voices in her mind chant. But she has no choice. No choice. She's a slave to her own addiction. *T for violence and character death.*
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Cat V.
Protect You by LizArianaJadeCat reviews
What if Jade had gotten hurt during the earthquake in Andre's Horrible Girl? BADE
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Ghostly World by Nature9000 reviews
A plot gone wrong, the gang is scattered across the world, set apart from their bodies. Now they must cope with changes while trying to find each other, find a way back into their bodies, and save the world from a dark evil.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 208,804 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Autopilot by chasingafterstarlight reviews
It's like he has been put on autopilot - no choice in the matter, no way he can help. He just has to watch his girlfriend die before his eyes, and he can't ever forget. - Beck/Jade. Dark.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,360 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
I Hate That You Love Me by whataboutus reviews
So Cat's a little weird. Everyone knows that. But Tori is running out of plausible reasons to defend all of the things that the red-haired girl says and does. Tori/Cat.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,777 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Cat V., Tori V. - Complete
Irresistable by Bluestar4ever reviews
A pretty new girl transfers to Hollywood Arts. Beck thinks she's just a friend but when one day things go too far, will the new girl ruin Beck's relationship with Jade?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,326 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Did we have plans tonight? by itsliz reviews
My first fanfic ever! Im seriously considering chagning the title to cheesiest story ever. In which Jade is abused by her dad and tries to hide it from Beck. Rated T bc idk how ratings work and I don't want to get in trouble. Plz review!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Nursing Wounds by saturnssons reviews
When Beck's father loses his temper, Jade finds out why Beck doesn't get along with his parents and is left to defend him from his father's violent ways, showing a side that rarely comes out in Jade. One shot from Jade's POV.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
halflife by sol invictus reviews
Zack and Cody manage to survive the outbreak of the zombie apocalypse but can they stay alive in the ruined aftermath?
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,304 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Everything That Rises by chasingafterstarlight reviews
"You jump, I jump," he muttered under his breath, checking to ensure that the gun was loaded before raising it to his head. /dark!fic, Beck/Jade.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Question Marks by weirdprince reviews
She is impossible. Completely improbable. Absolutely and totally absurd. And I'm kissing her like she's the only thing that makes sense. ;Tori/Cat;
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,567 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Tori V., Cat V. - Complete
The Heart of Two by AnakinCaffrey reviews
In war, many things change. Feelings being one of them. Anakin's undergo a massive turn around because of stress and a change of heart. Is the change for better or for worse?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,186 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Anakin S., Ahsoka T. - Complete
Too Tired to Argue by de4ctiv8edbruh reviews
"Arguing was their way of communicating, it was their love language." One night Beck won't argue with Jade, and Jade gets frustrated. Fluff. Humor. Dab of angst. Mostly romance. Just indulging my Beck/Jade shipper tendencies. Enjoy! Please comment.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Before and After by FOBsession-DL-Freak reviews
Jade West was transfered from another school, and placed into Hollywood Arts. She meets her best friends, and her greatest enemies, and the love of her life. Sadly, with a new school, comes new drama, with a little more of a twist. BADE; COMPLETE.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,174 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
Victorious, At Last by x-Bademancer-x reviews
How did Beck and Jade really meet and fall in love? My idea of their life up until how we know them now. Multi-chapter. JadexBeck
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,489 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
These Games We Play by chasingafterstarlight reviews
"You're lucky to have Beck." The words pierce Jade's ears. After all that they've been through, could it possibly be true? She is a mean girl, but she has reason for what she does. / Jade&Beck, from the beginning of it all to a new beginning.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,146 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Baby, It's Fact by shyesplease reviews
During Alex's Logo: What if Alex did say something to Justin when the truth spell was on her? What did she end up saying? Read and Review! JALEX! Multi-Chapter Story!
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,139 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Alex R., Justin R. - Complete
Playing with Death by Doritos1996 reviews
Jasmine thinks Aladdin has grown tired of her,so he tries to explain what she means to him,which leads to a game.What happens when Mozenrath decides to play as well by kidnapping Jas and Genie?Al decides that he'll save them,no matter what.Aladdin's POV.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,293 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Aladdin, Jasmine - Complete
Existing Life by Jak4 reviews
Life is rough, specially when you are on your own and barely have any help. The only thing that keeps you going is the thing you want to protect the most and would do anything to keep it safe from any harm...anything.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,548 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Justin R., Alex R.
Prince of Agrabah by Cam Flynn reviews
There was a time when it was just Abu and me, and I’d pull my blanket up to my chin, hoping to wake up in the morning and praying that the guards never found out where I lived.
Aladdin - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Aladdin, Jasmine - Complete
Second Chance by Jak4 reviews
He had everything,parents,a little brother,and a sister.A family he loved with all his heart.He didn't know how much they really meant to him until he lost them.Now that he has the power to protect them,he will do whatever it takes to get them back.Jalex
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 87,308 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
A Forgotten Past by crazy4fanfic2008 reviews
A girl comes to the palace with an agenda concerning Aladdin. Will Jasmine stand for it or fight for her man? Rated: T just in case.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Aladdin, Jasmine - Complete
Betrayal Reveals Love by Tsukiko AlienWitch reviews
Ichigo is the last Mew to join the TMM team. She used to live on the streets her whole life until Ryou finds her and reveals her destiny. Kisshu never fell for the other Mews until he mets Ichigo. A Diary and Journal story of enemies who's love is hidden.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 153,559 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Whisper Your Weakness by kayladie reviews
Luke and Mara impulsively begin an affair. Just when Luke thinks his dreams might be coming true, his worst nightmare comes to life. Very much AU.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 106,876 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
iMiss You reviews
Freddie died two months prior and Sam is still mourning the loss of him. Sorry for the short-ness! Seddie! My first story!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete