![]() Author has written 1 story for iCarly. Hi, everyone! I thank you for taking your time for taking a look at my profile! Name: Tiki Age: 13 Location: Honiara, Solomon Islands Gender: Girl Apperance: I am a girl of 5'4" with short, puffy brown hair, chocolate-brown skin and brown eyes. I am usually seen wearing shorts that have the same texture as boy's swimtrunks, a t-shirt or tank top and toe-less sandals. Personality: I am a fun, caring and friendly person. I am always there to help my friends out with any problems that they may have. Background: I was born in Los Angelous, California but moved to the Solomons when I was four years old with my mother, father and eithty-year old grandmother. I now live in a small house in the capital city of the Solomons, Honiara. I go to Junior High and I am in the seventh grade. Favorite food(s): coconuts, rice, smoked fish and crab Favorite color(s): purple, perriwinkle, turqoise and lavendar Most prized possesion: my lab top Family: my mom, dad and grandmother Favorite drink(s): coconut water Favorite tv show(s): Victorious and iCarly Favorite places to go on vacation: -the Bahamas -Thailand -Malaysia -France -China -Japan -Panama Okay, now that is enough about me. Now lets move on to other stuff! Copy&Paste! For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER. If you DON'T like stereotypes and think they should STOP, then post this on your profile! My Girl & Guy Side YOUR GUY SIDE: Total: 19/26 YOUR GIRL SIDE: Used to play with dolls as little kid. Total: 6/26 ¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨) ¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨) ╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this in your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!! " Those totally random copy/paste! How to Tell if You're a Writer 15 Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look." 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR! 1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. 5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. 9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15.Swat at flies that don't exist. 16.Tell people that you can see their aura. 17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!" 27.When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "9") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker!" 28.Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly. 29.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down. 30.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 31.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 32.Meow occasionally. 33.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 34.Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 35.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?" 36.Say "Ding!" at each floor. 37.Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. 38.Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." Friends and Best friends will... Friend: Will bail me out of jail Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks up with me Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Friend: Will help me learn to drive Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Friend: Will go to a concert with me Friend: Will comfort me when he breaks my heart Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. Friend: Has never seen you cry Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink Friend: Asks you to write down your number. Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back Friend: Only knows a few things about you Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing Friend: Will help you find your prince. Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Friend: Will offer you a soda. Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. Friend: Will give you their umbrella in the rain. Friend: Will help you move. Friend: Will console you when you house catches on fire. Friend: Will ask why you're crying. Friend: Will tell you she knows how you feel. Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Friend: Will never ask for food. Friend: Will knock on your front door. Friend: Will say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. Friend: Will say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. Friend: Hides me from the cops Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public .: There's three ways to do things:. If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, then copy this into your profile! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile S Put this E On your D Profile if you D Love Seddie... I It shows you E Care! ()() This is Bunny. I got him from someone else.Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! () () T: Talented I: I love everything K: Kool;D I: I love YOU! * Put this on your profile for the heck of it! Just a short little story about racism I wrote... White girl: Get out of my seat, stupid Asian! Copy and paste this little story onto your profile if you are against racism. Because if you see a colored child, you do not know what their background is or what they had to do in order to get to the US. So, please, if you are against bullying, copy and paste. Spread the Love! I am strictly against child abuse. If you hate and are against child abuse like me, then copy and paste this into your profile. Thank you. My name is Ari I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Ari And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Okay, that's all she wrote! I hope you take the time to read and reivew my stories once I get some up! Remember to smile, cuz Jesus loves you! |
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