I am DangerousBeans01. You may ignore the numbers. The name is taken from The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents, which was one of my favourite books that wasn't a Harry Potter novel, when I was a child.

You may also find me on Tumblr- a-million-little-papercuts . tumblr. com (You'll want to remove the spaces). I have Tumblr. It is all terribly exciting.

Stuff that is probably important:

I am a total Harry Potter nerd. I love it :3

Things I may write for/about in the future- The Bartimaeus Trilogy, which is in my opinion, awesome, as well as the Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini (Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr, and Inheritance) also the Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins, Noughts&Crosses by Malorie Blackman and The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare. Basically all of my favourite books. Or even shows, which include Teen Titans, Merlin, Code Geass (although I'm not sure if that even counts as a show) Dr. Who and just stuff. OH. And Ouran Highschool Host Club. It is most probably the funniest thing I have seen in the last few years.

Things that I do not like: There are lots. Some examples are; Exercise, mashed potatoes, homophobes, really, really dumb people, outside, Vegans (I like vegetarians, but vegans are just awkward.), cows (I have a phobia. I know it's dumb) and having to repeat myself.

Things I DO like: Death Note!, cake, chocolate, chips/crisps, calling trousers pants, Tea, Christmas, Birthdays (everyone's, not just mine, especially Beyond), reading, London (It is my capital city) New York, 2NE1, 4minute, Antonio Vivaldi's Spring from his Four Seasons, Mayday Parade, The Fray. Music as a general thing.

Perhaps a good way of providing insight into the sort of person I am is to give you a few of my favourite quotes. Alternatively that could be an excuse to share some of my favourite quotes. I do not claim any ownership of any of them. All the ones I know the origins of are attributed to the person/persons who said them first.

-"I am quite prepared to meet my maker, whether or not my maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is an entirely different matter"- Winston Churchill
-"The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited, like me."- Cassandra Clare
-"According to some, heroic deaths are admirable things. I have never been convinced by this argument, because, no matter how cool, calm, stylish or unflappable you are, at the end of the day you're also dead. Which is a little too permanent for my liking."- Jonathan Stroud
-"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."- Robert Blenchley
-"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
-"The conservatives- Putting the "n" into "Cuts"
- "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
- "Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss" - Douglas Adams
- " To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all."- Oscar Wilde.
- "Of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most."
-"If you can't win the game, if you can't solve the puzzle, then you're just a loser."- Near
-"You know, drinking milk doesn't make your boobs get any bigger."
-"A man who can imitate, a Spanish squirrel helping forty-eight men mow a meadow is capable of anything."
-"It's all right to love someone who doesn't love you back, as long as they're worth you loving them. As long as they deserve it."-Cassandra Clare

There are more... but you'd get so bored of other people's ramblings you'd go nuts.

If you like what I write- constructive criticism is appreciated. By which I do not mean flaming. If you think I've made a character too much of a Mary-Sue or a Gary Stu then by all means, please, tell me how I can improve. With some Death Note characters (I mainly mean Matt here) I've added a little of my own interpretations. Yours may be different, I respect that. Please respect that I might not agree with you.

My absolute favourite pairings

SiriusxRemus -Harry Potter (XGlamourousxGlueX is particularly amazing at this pairing)

HarryxDraco- Harry Potter (Drarry)

JamesxLily (Harry's parents, not his children) -Harry Potter (Gasp! Het!) (Jily)

MattxMello -Death Note

LxLight -Death Note

NathanielxBartimaeus -The Bartimaeus Trilogy

SherlockxJohn -BBC Sherlock (Johnlock)

MagnusxAlec -TMI (Malec)

KurtxBlaine -Glee (Klaine)

KurtxSebastian -Glee (Kurtbastian)

SantanaxBrittany -Glee (Brittania)

PickettFence is amazing. Go read her stuff. Especially Hokkaido.

Do not ask. Just go read it, 'kay? It is perfect Death Note fanfiction.

Although as links aren't working... use the search bar.

Malec shippers- check out all the Glamourverse fics by MaybeThere'sHope

Klaine shippers- Sideways, of you haven't read it. (I forget the author's name) and Dalton, by CPCoulter

Because of Reasons, I have deleted Unintended Consequences, and I'm going to re-post it later, with some more updates. For complicated reasons that have a lot to do with lack of inspiration, I'm totally unable to write it at the moment. Sorry. But I'm still working on some other Kurtbastian fics.