By the way I don't own the profile picture or any other picture unless I say otherwise.

Hello I am a new fanfiction writer.

Name: Wouldn't you like to know?

Sex: M

Age: I don't think you deserve to know

Fan fiction: Hurt, Adventure

Sports: Tennis, Table tennis, Badminton

Hobbies: Badminton, writing fan fiction, video games, breathing

My Authentic Japanese name is Mizuhashi (water bridge) Akimoto (true autumn) Tomohisa (wise old story) .

My ninja rank is : Jounin

I don't really like to talk about myself. I watch all anime, because it is most interesting. I believe that when someone starts a fanfic, they should finish it. NO EXCUSES, only if the computer crashes and the files are deleted, but even then they can start again. The viewers always come first to an author.

I believe that the anime universe has three warlords.

Warlord 1 : Naruto

Warlord 2 : One Piece

Warlord 3 : Bleach

I'm pretty new at the whole writing fanfiction thing, but I have done a lot of reading. So, this is actually a lot different, but I figured it would be fun and maybe if you guys have some good ideas that you would like for me to write about or where my stories should go, then that would be awsome. I totally appreciate positive feedback and constructive criticism, but please no insults or flamers. That's just not cool and I will delete the comments. I repeat, NO FLAMERS! Well I would prefer one flamer once in awhile, just nice to know someone has enough energy to comment.

I'm sorry

Figured that this might apply to a lot of people so I just decided to copy and paste this. Agree or disagree I don't really care, but I find a lot of truth in this.

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those that live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

Just some of my favourite quotes:

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

"Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me "I'm next". They stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals." - Unknown

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.” - oscar wilde

“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.”

― MauriceSwitzer

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

—Ellen Parr

I’d rather live with a good question than a bad answer.

—Aryeh Frimer

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it.

—Clarence Darrow

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

—Anon

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

—Scott Adams

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

—Norm Crosby

I’ve gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors, and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.

—New York City detective

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.

—Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Watch your thoughts; they become words.

Watch your words; they become actions.

Watch your actions; they become habits.

Watch your habits; they become character.

Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

—Lao-Tze

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.

—A. A. Milne

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

—Ambrose Redmoon