Yup, some random nerd with access to a computer, who one day decided it would be awesome to write his own fanfiction.

Can I help you?

After some deep introspection into my life I have realized this profile page looked rather bland with just some lazy sarcastic remark at the top. So I thought it would be cool to take the liberty of sharing random quotes that I found among the interwebs.

1st up.

"Choke. You fat fuck."

- random person insulting wario

Looking at random anime pictures on DeviantArt and came across this comment thought it was worthy of sharing.

""If I had a nickel for every time someone came up with a scenario in which they receive nickels for odd things I would be making money in a very strange way."

- Muffin-machine