Nama saya Zwart Wit, author yang sering punya banyak ide gila di otaknya XD. Heh, nggak gila-gila amat sih . . .

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kembali jatuh cinta dengan fandom Harry Potter, dan lagi bosen. Ini hasilnya:

Pick ten random characters:

1. Bellatrix Lestrange

2. Ron Weasley

3. Godric Gryffindor

4. Luna Lovegood

5. Helga Hufflepuff

6. Sorting Hat

7. Hermione Granger

8. Rowena Ravenclaw

9. Harry Potter

10. Salazar Slytherin

Have you read a 5/10 fic before? Helga/Salazar? HELL YEAH! And they're really success to make me love this pairing.

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot? Godric Gryffindor? Hmm . . . let see. His house’s traits are bravery and hot-headed, his house’s colours are burning red and gold just like a flame. Yes, he must be hot, in every possible meaning.

What do you think would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant? If Sorting Hat got Bellatrix pregnant? Is it even physically possible?! But okay, let’s ignore our logic for a while. Well . . . adding some of Hogwarts Founders's wisdom and mix it with Bella’s insanity . . . the next powerful Dark Wizard will born! Mwuahahahaha!

Do you recall any good fics about 9? Of course! Harry Potter fandom would be doomed if there’s no good fic about Harry.

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple? Hermione and Ron? Yes, I find their squabbling habit is funny :p.

What is a better couple? 4 and 8 or 4 and 9? 4/8 is a nightmare. I much more prefer Harry/Luna, although actually I like them having platonic relationship.

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship? If Hermione discovered Rowena and Godric in a secret relationship? Here:

“WHAT?!! B-but history book never said that Godric and Rowena had romantic relationship! Why it isn’t in the book? WHHHYYY?! *Run to the library and searching madly about it*

Make a twenty word summary for a 2/6 fic. Ron/Sorting Hat fic. Here:

Stay between his two radiating friends, Ron felt so left out, so forgotten. Who would have thought that the one who enlighten his feeling is the sage advice from the old hat?

Is there such thing as a romantic fluff story for 4 and 10? Fluff story for Luna and Salazar? Respectively, yes. But I never see them together in one fanfic . . .

Suggest a title for a 1 and 5 hurt/comfort fic. The Blind Loyalty.

What kind of plot would you use for 4/1? Luna/Bellatrix? This-- Luna discovered what Bellatrix had done to Neville’s parents, and decided to takes revenge . . . in a very loony way.

What was 9 first reaction if he met 10? If Harry met Salazar? Here:

“YOU!” Harry yelled, “You are Voldemort’s evil ancestor, blood-purist git! What the hell are you doing in here?!”

Four, Seven, and Eight had a brainstorm. What happened then? Luna, Hermione, and Rowena Ravenclaw had a brainstorm. This is the result:

Rowena: From your explanation, Luna, I think there’s no such a creature like Crumpled-Horn Snorkact in this world.

Hermione: (Smiled smugly) See, Luna? There is no way Snorkact could exist.

Rowena: But I think Wrackspurt are real.

Hermione: (Shocked) What?! You are kidding, aren’t you?

Rowena: No, I’m not. It’s a plausible explanation why people can immediately doing crazy thing sometimes.

Luna: (Smiled dreamy) Of course. What about Blibbering Humdinger?

Rowena: I think they’re also real.

Hermione: (Totally speechless now)

Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash? No, I don’t read slash. And do we can make a friend list in here?

If you wrote a songfic about 10 what song would you use? Songfic for Salazar? “When I’m Gone” by Simple Plan, played during his departure from Hogwarts (especially the ‘you gonna miss me when I’m gone’ part). I woke up with this idea in my head, and can’t stop laughing. Don’t ask me why.

If you wrote a three/four/nine fic, what would the warning be? Godric Gryffindor/Luna/Harry? Warning: The overdose amount of loonyness can crack your brain.

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ten and a brief unhappy affair with Two, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Six." What title would you give this fic?

"Bellatrix and Harry are in a happy relationship until Harry suddenly runs off with Luna Lovegood. Bellatrix, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Salazar and a brief unhappy affair with Ron, then follows the wise advice of Helga and finds true love with Sorting Hat." This is the scene:

Harry: WTF?! You are the craziest Voldemort’s servant and you have tortured Neville parents and cruciated me too! How can we are being ‘in a happy relationship’?!

Bellatrix: Well, let’s ignore the fact that I am twice your age and my Lord want to kill you and I have driven your friend’s parents to the insanity, and we will be the most romantic lovey-dovey couple ever, baby!

Harry: HELL NO!!!

Suddenly, Luna popped out and rescuing Harry by summoning hundreds of bowltruckle to attack Bellatrix, and then they runs off. Bellatrix, broken-hearted, decided to travel around the world and somehow trapped in a crematorium with Salazar Slytherin, whom most people thought already dead but actually didn’t, and they had a hot one-night stand in a very literal meaning (It’s a crematorium, people!). After that, she decided to make an affair with Ron, but ended up hexed by all of the Weasley family (yes, people, ALL). And then she met Helga Hufflepuff.

Helga: Seems your relationship with human is damned. GO WITH THE HAT!

So Bellatrix dating Sorting Hat. After that, she got pregnant and bore seven child whom later became the Dark Lords/Ladies who conquer the world with the flying monkey! Yay! And i will title this fic "Happily Ever After."

--Author get shot because of his/her/its extremely crack fiction that made Harry Potter fandom demolished--

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