When a key ingredient in his suppressant potion becomes unavailable, grumpy potions Professor Scorpius Malfoy has to cope with his Veela attributes coming to the surface. Which, theoretically, shouldn't be a big deal. Professor Rose Weasley, it would appear, is going to blow that theory out of the water. Aka - TROPE STEW. Scorose fluff and (eventual) smut. Non-canon compliant

Mortal enemies, or a match made in heaven? For Scorpius and Rose, there's a fine line between love and hate. Follows their relationship from 1st to 7th year and beyond, as they learn that there's more to each other than they first assumed...

"In honour of the Head Girl's first ever Hunt, we challenge you Rose Weasley to commandeer…something Slytherin." Lily said. "Name your treasure then," Rose sighed not believing she actually got talked into doing this. "The common room is full of things What do you want me to get – " "Scorpius Malfoy," Lily said evenly. "What!" "We challenge you to commandeer Scorpius Malfoy."

AU: When Princess Emma's ship is captured by the Jolly Roger and Captain Killian Jones, she offers herself as a hostage for ransom if he will let the ship and the other passengers go. With Emma, Killian remembers the honour he once held dear, and Emma catches glimpses of the gentleman Killian had been. Against all odds, the pirate and the princess begin to fall for each other.

Lothíriel strives to know the stranger she married. But such a thing is difficult when he only comes to her once every seven nights...

She had three rules to follow. Rule 1: Don't pick up the phone. Rule 2: Don't let him in. Rule 3: Don't be his friend. It's the perfect recipe to get over him, but she ends up breaking every single one of them.

"But it's the way Killian puts an extra foot between them and the way he clenches his now empty hand into a fist at his thigh that makes her eyes sting worse than the allergy she had throughout the whole first month of being Princess Emma of the Enchanted Forest." My Valentine's Day gift for @snarkycaptainswan4!

Group projects: only bearable if you get to choose your group. And Rose Weasley definitely did not choose to be in a group with bad tempered Scorpius Malfoy, pompous Fenton Fawley, and her ex-boyfriend Roy Wilden. This can only end in tears.

"The thing about spending the better part of ten years pretending to love each other is, sometimes, you forget you're pretending." Non-Magical Next Gen AU in which Rose and Scorpius are actors that can't stand each other, but keep getting cast as lovers. Slow (ish) burn. M for language and eventual smut.

This started as a OS from my 'Tis The Season collection but thanks to your enthusiasm seems to now be a verse in its own right. Based on: Character A's little child wants to meet their favorite celebrity/writer/person for Christmas. Character B is said "Christmas present".

It was, begrudgingly, their tradition – she wore red, he wore green. One of them ended up stuck under enchanted mistletoe; the other one had the misfortune of saving them. Things never changed. Until the exact moment that they did. Scorose Christmas oneshot. Inspired by Kindred Spirits by Rainbow Rowell and the song Wrapped in Red by Kelly Clarkson. HERE! HAVE ALL OF THE FLUFF

A young, unusual lady teaches the King of Rohan that some of the most important things you can't see with your eyes.

Fic exchange prompt: Lisbon's phone doesn't ring in "Black Hearts" when she's talking with Jane on the couch, allowing them to finish their conversation, which takes an interesting turn.

CS AU One Shot Collection: Emma Swan loves her job as a Princess at Disney World, Florida. She loves it even more when she gets a special request from a handsome stranger. Basically pure unadulterated fluff just because.

A chance meeting in the woods of Ithilien results in some rather unexpected consequences.

Rose Weasley, who does not fail at anything, is failing miserably at work. Meanwhile, Scorpius Malfoy is searching for the truth behind a family tragedy. Is it possible that the answers to their questions lie in one another? Cursed Child Compliant. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them references. Rated for language and sexual content.

Falling in love had never been part of Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy's plan. She hated him and he hated her. Until one day they didn't. Until one day they looked at each other and realized that everything had changed. So even though falling in love had been unexpected, being in love was something they couldn't stop no matter how hard they tried.

"Paint me tomorrow. From memory. I want you to think of me." For years, the dreamy, artistic Rose found a muse in the lone wolf Scorpius Malfoy. And in his expert opinion, she's the only friend worth having... Until friendship was no longer enough. Scorpius/Rose.

Lisbon could barely believe she was still alive, let alone that Jane had kissed her—several times, actually—and that she'd agreed to come over to his hotel room for a bath. Especially that she'd agreed to come over to his hotel room for a bath. Sequel to "The Tiger and the Lamb."

A collection of my random daddy!Killian one shots from Tumblr.

Scorpius Malfoy would like to know what, exactly, one is supposed to do when your arch-enemy/team-mate/haunter-of-dreams repeatedly tells you they love you, only to completely forget come sunrise? He's just enquiring, you know, for a friend. Companion piece to 'Four Times...'

The King and Queen of Arendelle are dead, lost at sea. Princess Emma of Misthaven wishes to attend her friend Elsa's coronation. Her parents agree on one condition: she accepts a bodyguard for the duration of her stay in the foreign kingdom. Their choice? Lieutenant Killian Jones, of the Royal Navy.

Sixth year and Rose Weasley is the only single girl in her dorm. An accidental confession leads to an unexpected potions partnership with Scorpius and they quite literally have to brew their own luck. Naturally, the darkest dungeon is the best place for them to make their own luck.

As Draco waves his son off to Hogwarts, he is trying to overcome his old prejudices and give Scorpius the freedom to be whoever he wants. But is there a limit to Draco's new-found tolerance?

Éomer, King of Rohan, has had many losses in his life; of his family only his sister Éowyn survived the Ring War. So in the future, he decides, he will guard his heart better and thus avoid further hurt. However, he also needs to find a wife. Luckily there is an answer to his problem: that wonderful Gondorian invention, a marriage of convenience... A tale of loss, love and limpets.

Ghosts that we knew will flicker from view and we will live a long life. Continuation of "A Light that Endures" and "Flickers of Light".

Hermione Granger thought it would be a one night stand. Then a two night stand. But try as she might, she could not break off her addiction to Draco Malfoy. Nor could he. But how long could they hide their illicit affair? (explicit adult content, almost PWP in places)

Teddy and Victoire through the years, from friendship to something more. Rated T for suggestiveness and language. / ""Zis ees Victoire," her maman had said, smiling down at Teddy. "Do you want to say 'ello, Teddy?" And Teddy had cocked his head to the side, nodded in the sort of pompous, overly-excited fashion that only a two-year-old could get away with, and said, "Wotcha, Vic.""

Sequel to Wotcher, Vic / "Before he knows it, he's hurrying towards her—somehow, miraculously, without tripping. And then they're grabbing each other, Victoire hanging on to him with all limbs and him crushing her to his chest, and Teddy's breathing in her smell and there's a laugh bubbling up his throat and she's here. Back from Hogwarts. In his arms. She's home."

This is a collection of one-shots I come up with over on Tumblr. Angsty, fluffy, ... basically every feeling my muse needs to get out of her system. NOT spoilerfree!

Scorpius Malfoy is late and attempts to close the elevator door on Rose. Scorpius fails. Rose pushes all the elevator buttons in retaliation. They are now in an elevator that stops every floor. Elevator escapades ensue. (AU)

Teaching at the same school as Killian Jones was both infuriating and distracting, but when he throws Emma under the bus for the last time, she devises a plan to get back at him. After all, nobody likes to go to a wedding alone. Time for some CS AU fake dating :) Rated M for possible smut & sassy language.

Hunted down by Filch after a Gryffindor party is busted, Rose will do anything to avoid a detention. Only she hadn't considered that 'anything' included seeking refuge in Scorpius Malfoy's bed.

Emma Swan isn't a middle schooler. So why is she receiving notes from a secret admirer? She's also definitely not a romantic person. So why is she writing back? Modern!AU Captain Swan, with side orders of Snowing and Frankenwolf. Updated with second epilogue.

Based on a collection of tumblr prompts: 'Emma calling Hook 'babe' or 'baby' when they're alone' 'morning cuddles' 'Emma has cold hands'.

Based on this tumblr prompt: 'Killian and Emma are hanging and drinking with Snow and David making the loft look festive and everyone is education Killian on what christmas is and he feels apart of their family' and set after the S3 finale. P.S. Baby Charming's name is Leo because denial is a thing.

Hangovers make Rose Weasley grumpy. Scorpius Malfoy makes Rose Weasley grumpy. Waking up in places other than her bed makes Rose Weasley grumpy. So it's completely understandable that combining all three makes for an incredibly grumpy Rose Weasley, and a smart person would avoid antagonising her at all costs. Turns out Scorpius Malfoy isn't very smart.

Set after 3x20 "Kansas". After saving the town one more time, Emma decided to return to New York, leaving her past behind. Three years later, she realizes that might be not have been the best decision.

He knew Margaret would not take kindly to being forced into a marriage against her will. If the best that could be said before was that she didn't like him, he knew she would hate him now.

Jane's POV for selected chapters of Beyond Measure. I'm pretty sure this won't make a lick of sense if you haven't read that first.

Rose is watching a romantic muggle movie and drinking with her best friend, Scorpius. He suggests a way to help her get over her recent break-up. What happens when best friends become friends with benefits? Inspired by romantic comedies where friends become friends with benefits and it gets very complicated. Now complete!

My response to the "White Lines" spoilers. Jane goes on a date, but while he's away, an event occurs that will change his life forever. Eventual Jisbon. Rated T for language and violence-nothing too graphic. Holy cow, guys. IT'S FINALLY COMPLETE!

After learning his life is in limbo, Katniss Everdeen decides she'll do anything to help her best friend, Peeta Mellark, achieve all he's ever wanted. Everlark, modern-day AU.

Rose and Scorpius are NOT in a relationship. Yes they're friends. Yes, they spend a lot of time together. And yes, they (semi-frequently) sleep together. But that does NOT make it a relationship. They just have a…'thing'. Scorose series of one shots about the development of their non-relationship over time. There be fluff, smut, and language ahead folks.

Having married to save Margaret's reputation after the Outwood inquest was forestalled, Margaret and John grow back together.

Canon Divergence: Zelena's time portal isn't opened up by her death and Emma leaves Storybrooke as planned after making Hook promise not to follow her. When she unexpectedly comes back, Hook's no longer there...Follows events through to 'Kansas' then does its own thing from there. Hook/Emma, Captain Swan, Snowing and a dash of Outlaw Queen.

"When I first looked on her and perceived her unhappiness, it seemed to me that I saw a white flower standing straight and proud, shapely as a lily, and yet knew that it was hard, as if wrought by elf-wrights out of steel. Or was it, maybe, a frost that had turned its sap to ice, and so it stood, bitter-sweet, still fair to see, but stricken, soon to fall and die?" (JRR Tolkien)

Definition: antinomy - a contradiction between two statements that seem equally reasonable. In the aftermath of the Bittaker case, Lisbon and Jane are both certain their positions are correct. Unfortunately, they're also in opposition, with no solution in sight. Post-ep to 7.08.

Lisbon is acting strangely. Jane is determined to figure out what's bothering her. Post 7.05.

"The sun was rising, fingers of glorious orange, red and yellow crawling across the sky. The window appeared as a frame around a picture, dawn's ascent bursting from the folds of a delicate skirt the color of burnt copper. I sighed, and turned back to Peeta, holding his hand against my cheek." - Katniss & Peeta discover that life can be Good Again *2013 EVERLARK SMUT AWARDS WINNER*

It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.

Do you believe in love at first sight? I do not, no matter what the Professor tells us. So here comes my attempt of a plausible and hopefully entertaining story why and how Éowyn and Faramir came to love each other. Classical gap filler; strictly book-verse.

In Killian Jones Emma Swan has finally found all the things she always wanted but never had. 10 one-shots, all Emma-centric.

Ron grieves the loss of his brother and tries to figure out life after the war while trying to navigate his new relationship with Hermione. Cover art is by the talented anxiouspineapples and is titled "At Long Last".

From the unlikeliest of families grew the strongest of friendships. How Scorpius Malfoy found a friendship and a future in the child of his father's foe.

Canon Divergence: "What the hell did you do that for? You could've been killed," Emma Swan accused loudly as she stalked up to the one-handed pirate who had just blocked and eventually killed a rather nasty looking flying monkey that had been almost on top of her. "I thought it was obvious, Swan. I was saving your life." Emma/Hook, Captain Swan, some Outlaw Queen, some Snowing.

A series of maybe-related one-shots in the life of Rose/Scorpius based off different sayings. Chapter 1: A friend takes the blame for you, A best friend screams "She did it! She did it! I'm innocent. She did it!

Captain Killian Jones is upset after Emma and her parents openly express that they don't trust him. And he has good reason to be ... "...and in spite of my sickeningly powerful affection for you, I can say without fear of erring, that for this particular moment, I really don't want to see your face, Emma Swan... neither yours, nor your beloved family's. So kindly leave me be. "

As her mother's health begins to deteriorate, Margaret is forced to reconsider her options. But at what cost?

Companion to A Sad Beautiful Tragic Love Affair: A month before her own wedding, Jane comes back into Lisbon's life and turns it all upside down once more. They both have to sort out the pieces of life after Red John and the life Jane rejected five years ago. Jisbon of course.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

A sequel to "Habit," also sort of a tag to The Golden Hammer. Spoilers for some upcoming episodes as well. "It annoyed Jane that with all his knowledge of her and skill (though admittedly rusty) at seduction, he couldn't win this contest hands down. It should never have been a contest in the first place, he felt."

Teddy/Victoire. Story follows Victoire through her fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts as she flirts, dates, and eventually discovers her feelings for a certain metamorphagus. Ends with the famous Platform 9 and 3/4's kiss.

Captain Killian Jones returns to the castle after a dangerous voyage.

Jane hated Texas. Still, it wasn't all bad. At least Lisbon was with him. Of course, they were about to enter a recently evacuated office building to look for a terrorist in the middle of a hurricane, so he supposed things weren't exactly ideal.

After saving Scorpius Malfoy from the wrath of Professor McGonagall, Rose Weasley's day to day life begins consisting of more Scorpius Malfoy than she can probably handle.

He wasn't sure what was worse, knowing what state she was likely to be in when they finally found her, or knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt that everything that had happened to her was completely his fault.

In this story, Lisbon is the one with the crazy bulletin board.

Asked to befriend Rohan's famous White Lady, Lothíriel has serious doubts as to whether a shield-maiden and a princess will get on. But she was not expecting any difficulty in being civil to the lady's brother and sparks fly from their first meeting. Worse than that however, she is led into a situation that threatens her very life. Complete.

If there was one thing other then her brains and the unruly bushiness of her hair that Rose had inherited from her mother, it was her stubbornness, there was no way she was going to let her father tell her who she could be friends with. Rose/Scorpius.

He thought they made an odd pair, the two of them. The oddness, he thought sadly, surely rested with him. Katniss thought they were perfect. He was perfect. Modern day AU.

"All I can do is ask for forgiveness." "No. I can't forgive you." "I understand." "No you do not, No one in my entire life has ever hurt me the way you did. You made me feel guilty for breathing. I thought you hated me..." The path to forgiveness is long and hard and Jane knew it might be impossible, because no one had treated her as badly as he had. Jisbon

How the horselord first met the mermaid.

Epilogue Added - Now complete "The question was: how much was he willing to sacrifice to save her life? If it was a trade, his life for hers, then there would be no hesitation from him. But, as he had learned, there were things much worse than death." Jane/Lisbon

"Sweetheart, don't you wanna talk to your mom or Annie or something? Or Johanna? Or literally any woman? I don't know what you expect me to say." Adventures in child-rearing from the perspective of everyone's favorite drunk. Final installment of The Ashes of District Twelve series.

Rose Weasley has boobs? Well. That's new. Rose/Scorpius.

Rose wakes up in hospital surrounded by 5 men – an older red haired man who's cursing everyone in sight, a terrified young man dressed in odd orange robes, a crazy haired boy whose trying to restrain the red head, a stocky bloke who says he's her boyfriend, and a blonde aristocrat who doesn't appear to be breathing. She just wants to know one thing – which one is her Man-Pillow?

Lisbon's tragic suicide attempt leaves her in a coma, and the team is on the edge. If she wakes, what will she be able to tell furious Jane about why she did it? No copyright infringement intended. Rated T for talk of suicide.

"You're an awful wife, sweetheart." He's said worse, and so have I, but something about this, maybe the fact that this is the second time I've been told the same thing in one day, makes me burst into tears. Katniss discovers that being married is hard. Second installment of The Ashes of District Twelve series.

After a case involving obscure hobbies, Jane decides to bring back the long lost art of letter-writing. In spite of his best efforts, he only manages to secure a single correspondant.

"But whatever the reason, if you are pregnant, would it be so bad?" post-Mockingjay.

Who would have thought that one little vision and a few tea leaves could change everything? Certainly not Rose, but after an incident that may have been a glimpse into the future she sees Scorpius in a new light. Could she be a seer or just insane?

Whenever they slept together either Rose or Scorpius had a perfectly justifiable reason for doing so.

I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.

When Jane doesn't fare too well in the aftermath of Red John's death, Lisbon must decide whether or not to help him. Jane/Lisbon

While in Dol Amroth for trade negotiations in the summer of 3020, Éomer, King of the Mark, encounters Lothíriel of Dol Amroth for the first time and a catenation of misunderstandings and conflictive emotions lead to a race of life and death.

AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.

Based loosely on Katy Perry's 'One of the Boys'. Rose and Scorpius are best friends, but she's fed up of being seen as simply one of his mates. What happens when she becomes more girly - will he finally notice her, or has he all along?

What is fortune? Is it health, easily tainted with the bite of a halfbreed? Or can it be the normalcy of everyday life, so suddenly chipping away? For Scorpius Malfoy, misfortune is in charge, and is handing him a certain Rose to only make things harder.

Scorpius wanted it to be the perfect gesture to show how much her just how much her friendship meant to him, not the perfect proposal to the girl he'd only ever seen as a friend. Perhaps some drunk Muggles can change his mind. Oneshot.

Patrick Jane had a plan, a good plan, until something he could have never predicted forced him to take desperate measures to ensure its success.

Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy have been best friends since their first ride on the Hogwarts Express. So why now is everyone insisting there is something more there when neither one are willing to open their eyes and see what really is there? One-Shot

Scorpius left a ring and a proposal on the bedside table... Rose didn't want to make her answer too easy to find out. Rose/Scorpius oneshot

Rose Weasley is unlike anyone in her family, beyond the fact she is the sole Weasley not in Gryffindor. But it isn't until her seventh and final year at Hogwarts, and with the help of Scorpius Malfoy, that she realizes being different isn't so horrible.

Katniss and Peeta in the weeks and months after the war.

After the Box Hill picnic, instead of going to London, Mr. Knightley, in despair that Emma will marry Frank, decides to save Jane Fairfax from her fate as a governess by asking her to marry him instead. Obviously, AU.

Princess Lothíriel of Dol Amroth finds her peace of mind disturbed by the arrival of a courier from Rohan. What she does not realize, however, is the fact that this is only the beginning... A tale of carpets, cabbages and cold water.

From 'Emma'. What if Emma didn't renew the conversation to find out just why Mr. Knightley envied Frank? Slightly AU.

He followed the bobbing red ponytail to, predictably enough, the library. A look Rose at Scorpius's seven years at Hogwarts. Rose/Scorpius oneshot

The eight times Ron Weasley met Scorpius Malfoy. Includes panic attacks, threats and Firewhisky. Scorpius/Rose.

Oneshot, RoseScorpius/ '“You have to kiss me. You know, because I am so distraught." “Yes,” she remarked. “You look absolutely heartbroken.”'

Emma's mission was easy; using her considerable matchmaking talents and ability to see into the human psyche, she would find a match for her roommate. But love is never easy or predictable, and what Emma finds she needs most is insight into her own heart

From Elizabeth Gaskell's 'North & South'. Margaret, troubled at the thought of what Mr. Thornton must think of her, decides to go to him and explain why she lied to the police inspector, hoping to regain his good opinion.

Scorpius is scared. Scorpius is in shock. Scorpius is confused. Scorpius is angry. Scorpius is groggy. Scorpius is scared again. Five times Scorpius doesn't kiss Rose and one time he does , as they go through six moments in Hogwarts and come full circle.

Eomer thought that his life would be less complicated after the War, but loving a woman he could never have made that unlikely. Then unexpected circumstances altered everything. Complete in 5 chapters.

Lady Lothiriel of Dol Amroth and Rohan struggles to adjust to her new life as queen and wife.

Coming to terms with her arranged marriage, Lothiriel has to face returning to Meduseld alone. How will she cope with those who did not want a Gondorian for a Queen? Complete.

Éomer and Lothiriel: They first met on a moonlit night in Minas Tirith but their romance was not off to a smooth start, on the contrary. Will they make it despite Éowyn's well intended meddling and Lothiriel's annoying elder brother?

Completed. Movieverse gapfiller, FaramirEowyn. Sequel to Points of Precedence. How Faramir and Eowyn came together. Completed.

Sequel to 'Imrahil’s Daughter'. Edoras after Théoden’s funeral: Imrahil has an offer to make, Aragorn and Éowyn some advice to give, and Firefoot is the only one who sides with Éomer.

Eomer and Lothiriel? They must have met somewhere and it would never have been in the libary. A little bit of nonsense with a twist. Complete.