CRAZIER THAN A FISH WITH TITS

name: page404notfound
sex: yes please
mindset: constant war against little ogres with striped hats shouting obscene poetry in my ears during class
quote: i used to sniff books in the town library before i sucked up a bookworm through my nose and accidentally swallowed him. before i had properly digested him i burped every chapter of kallocain and farted smelly quotes from twilight
occupation: disguised as a unemployed and failing student i secretly roam the streets at night, to protect the world from devastation and to unite all people within out nation, to denounce the evils of truth and love and send some bastards to the stars above
iq: below zero and above three hundred and twenty-seven
eq: inept
habitat: a dark room in an uncomfortable chair in front of a bright screen
dreams: go fishing with aliens