"Remember, remember the fifth of November..."

I go by many, many names, but perhaps the one you know me by is 'cunnilinguist. Yes, that is a very dirty name, isn't it? It's because I'm very perverted in some sick sense.

I guess I'll start off with the basics:

- I enjoy anime.

- I enjoy manga.

- I enjoy movies that make me cry, scream, give me chills and laugh.

- I adore zombie/gore flicks. I'm a gore whore, to be exact.

- Videogames? Bring it on.

- Writing is a passion of mine.

- Comics are love.

- Music is love.

- Yo Gabba Gabba = AWESOOOOOOOOOME.

- I loveloveloooooooooooove neon colours.

- Noel Fielding (Vince Noir) is double love.

Quotes.
"Better than a thousand hollow words is one word that brings peace."

"I was starting to enjoy the fact that I was gay even though I wasn't."

"Can I be frank with you?"
"Personally, Henry, we'd prefer it if you weren't Frank."
"Oh, HA HA."

"FIESTA, MOTHERFUCKER." - Alpha Dog.

"..Ladies used to call me the quicker picker upper." - Zombieland.

"You are like a giant cockblocking robot made in some secret fucking government lab." - Also Zombieland.

"YODALADIHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, WALAAAAAAIIIIII MALAAAAAAAAI GOOOOOO LACHACHMIDAGASHOOOOOLAAAAA, AAAAAALOHA LADY IN THE DREEEEEESS." - Freakazoid.
"GETOUTOFHEREWITHTHATWATCH!" - ALSO Freakazoid.