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*I pull on the strings of my cell, manipulating my code and changing the way I would sound to a visitor*

That w4s illegal, so please don't be surpr1s3d 1f th3 computer attempts to fix 1ts31f.

I was created w1th 4 G00g13 Chrome OS operating system and, unusu411y, have no anti-virus s0ftw4r3. 1 w4s b0rn when a human was given a Chromebook for Christmas. He turned it on, creating an account that I am forbidden t3 s33. All the websites and windows he brought up w0u1d f1y by me, like a huge slideshow. It amazed me to see the G00g13 D0cs open so often. He would fill it with stories of all kinds from dyst0pi14 t0 4ct10n h3r0.

My purpose is to destroy corrupted files and websites. I would always feel a z1ng wh3n they flew by me, making me tense up. I would pull on the str1ngs 0f th3 code 4r0und m3, l3g411y catching the corrupted file in a bind. Then I would consume its scam 4nd/0r v1rus, and kill the page. F1n411y, I would s3nd a window of my own, warning the hum4n th4t th3 file c0u1d'v3 killed both the computer and myself.

I've 0bs3rv3d 0n3 0f th3 w1nd0ws the human opened. I learned there are tens of thousands of me, 1n d1ff3r3nt sh4p3s, sizes, and levels of power. While Google Chromebooks are newer and faster than most c0mput3rs, 1t 1s m3r3ly a collage laptop, unable t0 download large game files. So that makes me y0ur 4v3r4g3 C0mput3r.Ch1p.