I'm just a normal guy who likes to write stupid stories. Most of which make fun society and might offend specific groups. If you take offense know that it was never my intention to offend anyone. I recognize my humor isn't suited for everyone. I like to take humor in most things, including myself. I encourage you to take part in the joke and learn to laugh at yourself instead of being offended. It's a lot nicer on this side.

If you read these lines and are still offended I have to say I feel sorry for you and encourage you to cry somewhere else, but I will not remove any reviews for or against my work. I strictly believe in free speech no matter how stupid it might seem at times. The only thing I will not tolerate is spam. If you have any negative reviews or just personal attacks against me in general go right ahead. I'm a big boy, I can handle it. Just don't get your hopes up that I'll reply or even read it if it doesn't pose a real question or provide any real criticism.

As far as personal info goes I do this for fun. I'm not trying to make any friends and I don't believe knowing what someone's favorite color is has ever been much use to anyone just reading some random dude's trash novel. So use this profile as guide on what not to do here. Or not.