On DA-

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Izzy

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Izzizzle (Nice).

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Eagle.

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Jeanizz.

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Jerisver.

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue LOL.

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Zaeirtm (Can anyone pronounce that?).

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Max.

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name, father's middle name): Jean Shaun.

10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit): High Orange.

11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory): Purple Hook (ARRRRR me hearties!).

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What's Your Warriors Name?

1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favourite characters name and the first half of your least favorite character):Jayhawk

2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.): Nallef Veseal (Fallen Leaves...)

3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.): Foxdark

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan): Robinshadow (ThunderClan eat robins, and shadow is from ShadowClan)

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random thing you think of): Banana

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19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19.Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the Economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.