Hey people, im an casual updater and only write fanfictions when i have the time :)

Love my Dad:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

And So The Lion Fell In Love With The Lamb - Edward.

(Fall Over Again, Bella? - Emmett.

No, Emmet. I Punched A Warewolf In The Face. - Bella.)

What Do You Think I Am? The Wizard Of Oz? You Need A Brain? You Need A Heart? Go On, Take Mine. Take Everything I Have. - Jacob.

You Can Go To Hell - Edward.

You know things are bad when you feel guilty for being rude to vampires. - Jacob

Why didn't I just walk away? Oh right, because I'm an idot. - Jacob

Non vivere come se la tua vita durasse mille anni, ma vivi ogni giorno come fosse i'ultimo = Live not ones life as though ibe had a thousand yeasrs, but live each day as the last

Memories are what makes life, life is what makes memories,

Life is like a box of chocolates, and so are the people we meet ... Some are soft, some are very sweet, some are a bit hard and the rest are just nuts! :D

Why can i remember lyrics that i haven't heard in more than a year, But i cant remember why i walked in my kitchen?

WARNING: may not react well to morons.

never forget the ones who have loved you in the past

Hates the days i go without seeing u,Ur smile,having Ur arms around me,that look in Ur eyes,the sound of Ur voice.. Love when i actually get see u! (:

Don't call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious"

No words can explain how much you mean to me. So I'll say I love you until i find a word that matches how i feel!

thinks someone should give Dora the Explorer a Navman and tell her to shut the fuck up

When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say; SANTA CLAUS! EASTER BUNNY! TOOTH FAIRY!

They say many things in life are sent to test us...Its not how many times u get knocked down in life.. Its having the strength to get back up and carry on :0)

I love being a princess, but i have to break it to you... IT AIN'T EASY!!

A good friend will share their umbrella in the rain - a best friend will use it for themselves and yell "Run Btch! Run!"

wants to know how many roads a man must walk down, before the man admits being lost?

~true love isn't something you find when you're looking for it, it's something that finds you when you need it the most~

a wise person once said live life like an egg either get smashed or get laid

people say i live in my own world, with my own reality, i say i live in this world but have a different view and i live in reality but see the bright side.

Alcohol aint the answer, but it makes you forget the question!

If at first you do not succeed, distroy all evidence that you ever tried

Two wronges dont make a right, but three rights make a left

Me braking the rules? no. i test their elasticity

Be nice to your children. for they will be choosing your nursing home someday!

Everybody makes mistakes thats why there is erasers on pencils!

Girls are like fireworks, their kisses light up the night, their hugs make everything bright!

•I luv u 4eva n always 2 da end I cant live without u cuz ur my best frend

•You're unique, just like everyone else

Life is going to push you around, beat you up and it's going to scare you. But then, one day, you realize. You're not just a survivor. You're a warrior.

u know who's not happy with their lives,when their busy discussing yours!!

If you are reading this you must be as bored as i was when i wrote it...

Aren't you tried? you've been walking around inside my brain for days now!

I'M OKAY! I'm okay I'm okay I'm okay! "are you okay?" "does it friggen look like I'm okay?"

Does anyone else stop a microwave just before it hits 0:00 just so you don't have to hear it beep? or maybe it's just me!!

doesn't get distracted easily its just... OH MY GOD... smarties!

I would thankyou from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom.

Calgon, kidnappers, somebody, anybody, take me away!

Life is all about living and having fun always remember that :)