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John Watson has a gift by RagmaticRaconteur reviews
What if Sherlock and John met that day in Bart's, but John was different? What if John was a telepath. Yes, it's one of those fics, but trust me, it will be infinitely different.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/25/2017 - Published: 6/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Sebby's Notebook by The Sebastian Michaelis reviews
Sebastian's personal notebook that he borrowed. Full of personal embarrassing things and random moments. Pure humor! Note: He didn't steal the notebook...It's borrowed as he says... he's a little ooc
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sebastian M.
Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 267 - Words: 90,233 - Reviews: 5648 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 7/23/2009
He's Only Ever Human by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
On the few times that John actually notices Sherlock's humanity, it gives him a sense of being refreshed. Sherlock's only human. It's nice to see. Series of oneshots highlighting Sherlock's emotions, because we all know that he has them. Rated M: Chapter Seventy-Four for swearing and mentions of drug use; it's skippable. The rest of the story is rated T. NOW COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 55,766 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The locket in the rose by dustylibrarian reviews
Nathanial survives and summons Bartimaeus to help him with his new job of working with ancient artifacts. There are no cities to save, but can they save themselves from a life of devilry, or forever be subjected to torment? I don't own the Bartimaeus Trilogy, I just think that bart and nat should be a thing. xD
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,303 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel
The Care and Feeding of Sherlock Holmes by Dlvvanzor reviews
As it turns out, keeping Sherlock Holmes alive is not the easiest task John Watson has ever undertaken. Collection of drabbles, maybe crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,237 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
One Moment by BlackWingedTraveler reviews
All it takes is one moment to change everything. AU, Drabbles. HIATUS.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 22,176 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Envy, Hohenheim
444 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Amestris by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
There are lots of things you shouldn't do if you want to survive in Amestris...too bad our favorite characters are going to do it all anyway. The country can use all the chaos it can get! How many headaches can one group of people cause? Let's find out!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,896 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E., Riza H.
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2622 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Armored Love by kalsemiko reviews
Ed carries the disease that caused the death of his mother and brother. His father unknowing of the deaths, searched for a cure. Roy is fighting in WWII and meets Ed on the isolated island. Feelings grow, secrets found and Ed feeling useless enlists.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,039 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
Not Something I Expect You Could Relate To by Coletta reviews
Suspecting John is depressed about turning 40, Sherlock tries to get John excited about a case until he realizes all John really wants is to be married and have a family. "Have you...considered adoption?" Straight!John & Celibate!Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,051 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Dear Bocchan by PeanutButterSpots reviews
Sebastian writes letters to his beloved Young Master during the brief moments when they are apart. Crack.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 14,125 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Like a Teddy Bear by surelock reviews
"And that's the thing with him. It's no use trying to hide what you are because Sherlock sees right through everyone and everything in seconds. What's incredible, though, is how spectacularly ignorant he is about some things." Scenarios in which Sherlock is utterly oblivious.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Alois's Questionnaire by The Sebastian Michaelis reviews
Ask me a question, And Me, being Alois Booty-Shorts Trancy shall answer :P
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,461 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Alois T.
DFaceBook by Yuwang reviews
What do you get when you give everyone in the D.Gray-Man world laptops? Two words. Utter Chaos.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Allen Walker
Ill With Want by Norah Rose reviews
Sherlock is in bed with an illness. Luckily, he's got his doctor to look after him.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,120 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Strange Pleasures by Torean reviews
Ch. 27: "You have to go slow," he breathed, pressing gently down on Edward's fingers. "You have to treat it like your lover."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 56,290 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Temptation of Misbehavior by Lunar Orphan reviews
The Wammy Boys are at it again! Always into trouble, always cause a ruckus. The new resident, Mello, is one of the worst. What can Rager, L, and Wammy do? Mello, Matt, Near, and Kira are just too much to handle! LightxL MelloxMatt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Matt, Mello
The Master and The Mortician by themasterandthemortician reviews
What happens when Sebastian has to leave for a week, and decides that the Undertaker should be the one to take care of his young master?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Ciel P., Undertaker
Not So Smart After All by HowlynMad reviews
Sherlock claimed he was clean and there was no evidence otherwise but sometimes it doesn't matter how smart you are... there's just plain bad luck. Both S1 and S2/some language/references to drugs
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Predicament by Kira Loves reviews
Sherlock has finally returned to Watson after having dropped off his clue that he was still alive. However, his incessant summoning is aiding in Watson's already strained marriage. An argument is had and all looks to be lost...or is it? Slash. Based on RDJ and Jude Law films.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,140 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Constantly by AllisonWonderland203 reviews
Mycroft knows very early on that his younger brother is something special. He also knows that it's his job to look after him, however he can. A closer look at the lives of the Holmes brothers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,163 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Studies in Ink by Sony89 reviews
Now a multiple chapter fic. Tattoos tell us a lot about people, because every trace of ink has it's own special meaning. Find out about the tattoos that can be found on the skin of various Sherlock Characters, starting with and injured John and a troubled Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,378 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Vatican Cameos by BlaineRedVientistWatson reviews
"Just once, can you two behave like grown-ups?" "We solve crimes. I blog about it, and he forgets his pants. I wouldn't hold out too much hope." A collection of drabbles. Feat. AU, canon, and spoilers. Rated K, some chapters rated T. I own nothing but my OCs.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,352 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Obedience by jessa-beth reviews
Sherlock's submissive fantasies finally come to light, and begin an intense relationship of ownership and obedience between him and his army doctor. M Johnlock kink.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,714 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sleepwalker by Cumberbabe7437 reviews
When John awakes in the middle of a night by a strange noise downstairs, he comes to find Sherlock is sleepwalking. He tries desperately to put the sleeping consulting detective to bed without waking him but things go .. A little wrong. A one shor Johnlock fanfic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock's Night Before Christmas by Doctor Napalm reviews
Santa has a Christmas Eve mystery for Sherlock to solve! Written in the style of Clement C. Moore.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by LesstheHero reviews
"Why do you seem to be so upset, Watson?" They stared at each other for a moment "Holmes, in case you didn't notice, we're under a mistletoe"
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Sneezing by LannisPuff reviews
What happens when Merlin gets a cold? Will Arthur notice the weird things that happen or will he stay blissfully oblivious? Set in season one.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
We Need a Little Christmas by Spacer Paste reviews
Sensing his first officer feels a little low after breaking up with Uhura, losing his mother & the destruction of his home planet. Kirk takes his cue from The 12 Days of Christmas tradition & surprises Spock with a gift for each of the 12 days.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Coma by ThisBookBelongsTo reviews
Jim is rendered comatose and it is down to a certain Vulcan to bring him back... K/S mild slash - Not your cup of tea? Drink elsewhere. Simples*
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Just wanna dance the night away by ThisBookBelongsTo reviews
Jim asks Spock to teach him to dance. For a 'date'. Things end... satisfactorily.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Flicker From View by Neavvs reviews
Everyone dies, except for djinn.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
With The Man I Love by ThisBookBelongsTo reviews
Watson makes a distressing discovery and does something rash... This is slash - if it isn't your cup of tea, drink somewhere else. Simples*
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Hurt by Lidsworth reviews
Bartimaeus usually had no problem when facing the punishments of his various master. But, when he was being punished by Nathaniel, it was different, it didn't just physically hurt, but it emotionally hurt as well. And he knew why, he loved Nathaniel.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Nathaniel, Bartimaeus - Complete
If by navime reviews
The Death Note characters in different situations.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012
Sherlock poem by Seshat0Enyo reviews
Sherlock version of humpty dumpty poem. short.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sleepwalking by Sparrowfeather1 reviews
Watson thought that Holmes' affection for him is like sleepwalking. It's more dangerous to wake up a dreaming sleepwalker than just letting him be, but upon reflection he wishes more than anything that he had broken that one stupid rule. Holmes/Watson Shwatsonlock! Slash!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/18/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Mesolimbic Vignettes by Rynnah K reviews
Watson has had enough of Holmes' behavior. However, when he barges into his old flat in the middle of the night to confront him, Holmes appears to have a confrontation of his own to make. Oneshot, slash, basically PWP.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,262 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Kittens, Cannons, and Applesauce by FullmetalWizard1995 reviews
Complete crackfic. Just like the title says, there are kittens, cannons, and some applesauce. Also, a lot of randomness. Will be updated every so often when I am in need of some insanity. Chapter six: Father has a restaurant.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Gambling Man by ThisBookBelongsTo reviews
Song meme written to 'Gambling Man' as sung by The Overtones. I had to listen to it 3 times through to finish this! Watson gets drunk and goes gambling... unsupervised? Holmes & Watson friendship.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
The Box by kate221b reviews
A 16 year old Sherlock Holmes wakes up in a hospital room with no memory of his past or how he got there. Is it a conspiracy, or is he genuinely ill? Warnings for references to mental illness and abuse.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 102,633 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by ThisBookBelongsTo reviews
A game of truth or dare, but things aren't quite down to chance. K/S first time, just kissing and implied prospect of sex.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock
Waltzing by kissogram-4-watson reviews
MorMor Drabble: Sebastian tries to teach Jim how to waltz, but Jim's just not that into it.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
Eulogy by ThisBookBelongsTo reviews
Kirk is in the hospital wing at the bedside of a dying Spock. Corny "alien virus" line, K/S first time, mild slash, possibly.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Kira Complexities by Ink-licious reviews
L is taking care of Raito after a Doctor diagnoses him. Takes place after the finally of Death Note. Like most people, I suck at summaries. Seme!LxUke!Raito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - L, Light Y.
The Adventures of Butler Bob and Billy by PeanutButterSpots reviews
Let's all agree not to let 4-Kids get their hands on Kuroshitsuji...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,021 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
The Colour White by Ratt9 reviews
L visits Beyond in the asylum, but not everything goes as planned. Twoshot. Contains rape and violence.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,244 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - L, BB - Complete
Texting a Disconnected Phone by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock may be gone, but John still has his phone number, if nothing else. Series of 100-300 word drabbles. All friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,384 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - John W. - Complete
We'll Meet Again, Someday by himitsutsubasa reviews
Kid!lock. John and Sherlock met during a vacation in the States. On Sherlock's last day, promised to meet again. But, the years went by. The promise to meet again faded and naught was remembered than a summer in Nantucket. Until one day. "The name's Sherlock Holmes and the address is 221b Baker Street." They met again. For Share The Sherlock Love on deviantART.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Drunken Nights by JohnWatson-Holmes reviews
Sherlock drinks himself into a state like no other, and John is left to pick up the crumbling pieces. The only thing on his mind while his hands pushed down onto that pale chest was to keep Sherlock alive. If not, John would be at fault.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
What is one to do about Mycroft Holmes? by gemstone1234 reviews
Young Sherlock does not like his big brother and he thinks that it is high time for some revenge.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Realistic Expectations by himitsutsubasa reviews
Nothing is what it seems. Meiko hates alcohol. Luka is a hippie. Len is a cold bastard. Rin is too nice for her own good. Miku is street smart. And Kaito is his own idiotic self. Great expections? I have realistic ones.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Miku H. - Complete
Sleeping with the Devil by Foxy-Badger reviews
Sebastian doesn't understand Jim's obsession about Sherlock Holmes. He tries hard to get his employer's attention, not caring it means demolishing Jim's possession. He realises he and his boss will never agree with each other and is in for a nasty surprise concering his future employment with Jim Moriarty. Pre-Reichenbach Seb is unaware of Jim's plans
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Unforeseen Circumstances by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
John thought it was a little bit amusing that Sherlock could fall victim to a normal illness like the flu- that was, thought it was funny until he looked at the thermometer. Rated M for language, drug abuse, allusions, and innuendos.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,553 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Damn Sherlock by Vous Etes Aimes reviews
When Irene Adler drugs Sherlock Holmes, John Watson finds out what it is like to have a drugged Sherlock on top of him. Johnlock. One Shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Black, White, or a Shade of Grey by himitsutsubasa reviews
For Sherlock, life is black or white, despite what people may say about his morality. It is or it isn't. All his life, everything has fallen that way. So when his great secret is revealed, and it ellicits no reaction, it may be time to rethink that.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Watches Television by ObookNorth reviews
Sherlock Watches different Television Shows/Movies. Contains "The World's Only Shipping Detective."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Turn it Off to Turn it On by ObookNorth reviews
What would it take for Sherlock to turn his brain off long enough to have sex? Written for a prompt on the Kink Meme. Early Established Relationship
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
I'll Do Overrated Things for You by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
In which Sherlock remembers a special day, surprises John, and does something that's a bit out of character for him. In the end, it's all fine. And just a little bit funny. Canon.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Who Invented Spiders Anyway? by SongOfStars reviews
John catches Sherlock & Irene in a rather embarrassing situation.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2012 - [Sherlock H., Irene A.] John W. - Complete
It's All Fine by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sherlock never asked what happened in the hours between John being kidnapped and the events at the pool. It occurs to him, days after the fact, that he probably should have.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mothering Sunday by Jal'ier reviews
Reposted from old account! It's the day before Mothering Sunday, aka Mother's Day, and Mycroft is worried about his brother. Written in the spirit of the day and because I love the Holmes brothers. The boys are roughly 20 and 13, by the way. No spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Rape Face by Jamsthebestestfoodever reviews
What happens when Ed gets curious and decides to get his rape face on. You know he has a lot of those and Al bets he has a better one. Meanwhile Winry is having a sleepover.Enjoy! please Review! EdWin, Al/OC Warning, OC's.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
My Heart, My Mind by Bella Bing reviews
John loses his mind after Sherlock's supposed death. Only slashy if you choose to intemperate it that way. T to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Not Necessarily Expired by Dlvvanzor reviews
From the first day John had moved in with Sherlock, he'd begun worrying that one day he'd have some awful epiphany where he realized he was in love with him. Because, really, wouldn't that just be typical? Johnlock oneshot for WrightAWay's birthday!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,219 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Exceedingly Stupid by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
How is carving a pumpkin ever going to help him solve a murder? It just won't. Therefore, he thinks it's rather stupid. Halloween!fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Furry Problem by FluffshipIsMagic reviews
John rescues a kitten and brings it to Baker Street, and Sherlock is less than pleased. A bit of Johnlock, mainly friendship. Kitty cuteness galore, a bit of Sherlock sickness...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,288 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cigarettes at 3am by JohnWatson-Holmes reviews
Sherlock complains about wanting his cigarettes and John tells him no. They then proceed to cuddle. Crap summary, sorry
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sonata by katydidit reviews
John hears Sherlock's violin playing downstairs and, unlike all the times this has happened before, he knows that it's real. Sherlock's just downstairs, playing his violin like he never left. Takes place after Reichenbach and after Sherlock's return.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
One in Eight Million by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sherlock had on his 'I am going to ask you extremely personal questions' face, so John put a bookmark between his current pages and placed the novel on the arm of his chair. He settled back. These interrogations were never short and rarely were they comfortable. Johnlock, oneshot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
White Noise: A Study in Sound by himitsutsubasa reviews
John has a strange relationship with noise. These are the sounds of the past.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fun with Johnlock by Sony89 reviews
John tries to deal with a colourlful nickname that refers to him and Sherlock being a couple. JohnLock Friendship Oneshot :
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Unable to Wake Up by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
It was after the first week, after the first week of nightmares that John knew he couldn't stay at 221B Baker Street any longer. Post-Reichenbach. Obvious spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2012 - John W. - Complete
Broken by crimewars reviews
One shot, Post-Reichenbach. John realizes how much he misses his flatmate.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Delivery for Mr Holmes by BritLitChick reviews
Sherlock has the cabbie's pills analyzed. Was he right? His explanation for his reaction to the lab results stuns John. Rated T for references to past drug use. Author's notes on my profile page for those interested. This story is complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,336 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Love You by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
The 5 times John told Sherlock he loved him and the 1 time Sherlock could respond.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Head by katydidit reviews
It was a perfectly normal day until John came home and had a mental breakdown.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Visitor by BritLitChick reviews
It's early morning at 221B. John finds that one shouldn't let Sherlock get a head start on the day, at least before coffee. Cute, short one-shot. Author's notes on my profile page for those interested. This story is complete.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Past the Stage of Silence by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock loves the silence when he's in the bath. It's just him, the hot water, the steam, and his thoughts. At least, it is, until John comes along ranting on about stupid things, like having to use the loo. Oh, the woes of living with a normal man.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Like A Superhero by AndIllWriteYouATragedy reviews
A short story I wrote for a friend. John is called in to try to find a vigilante man. Luckily, he runs into said man on the street when his son wanders off and leads him right to him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Beakers and the Microscopes by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
Mycroft must give his brother the dreaded Talk. Sherlock will not make this easy for him.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Not Suitable for Children Over Twelve by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
"You know, you're walking a bit funny." "Well, John, I wonder why!" Rated T just for the euphemisms.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cohabitation by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sherlock had decided early on that there was something almost sacred about having a flatmate. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Layer Cake by RottingXWings reviews
I was just trying to get him to eat and maybe forget about the lack of cases. How it has gotten us into a net of mysteries and murders is a pure mystery. And how sexy Sherlock is is a mystery as well. Wait, that's not what I meant! Watson, first person, romance and mystery. Never mind the title, ok?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
No and Yes by NerdySkeleton reviews
Five times Sherlock Holmes said no and the one time he said yes. Rated K for implications. Contains fluff, Reichenbach spoilers, a little implied Sherlock/Irene. Happy reading.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Someone to Watch Over Me by JohnWatson-Holmes reviews
John wakes up in the middle of the morning to hear something quite unexpected. Buckets of cuteness ahead. 1st Person POV John
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Skin Tight Seduction by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
In which John notices Sherlock's shirts, gets protective of his own jumpers, and Sherlock tries to joke and fails. It's just another day at 221B Baker Street.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In the closet by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
Sherlock and John are in the closet. They really want to get out.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Drunk by BoredomIsAnUnderstatement reviews
Ignoring or after Reichenbach, fluffy PWP, co-authored with lyraeliowy: Sherlock sends John drunken texts that lead him to his bedroom.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/16/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
To My Dearest Boffin by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
On the first anniversary of Sherlock's death... John!centric POV. A 221B Baker Street style drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2012 - John W. - Complete
Comatose by The Forgotten Nobody reviews
After falling into a coma, Sherlock gets to hear what people really think of him. It's interesting what people say when they think you can't hear them. John's revelation is also quite...unexpected. Sherlock will never think of the army doctor in the same way again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,761 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Products by Homer4242 reviews
Light sees something suspicious in the bathroom...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/13/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Alex and the Gordian Knot by BritLitChick reviews
John's young relative visits 221B. Sherlock is forced to reassess his definitions of intelligence and get a little nicer. Rated T for brief coarse language. Author's notes on my profile page for those interested. This story is complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Intrigued by surelock reviews
In which Dr. John Watson and Sherlock world's-only-consulting-detective Holmes stumble upon Tumblr.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Is There Something You Want to Tell Me by himitsutsubasa reviews
Only a virgin can approach an unicorn. Merlin and Arthur have been approached twice. Morgana notices.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Nonsense Office Gossip by Ratt9 reviews
There's a rumour floating around that L and Light are sleeping together. Their activities during the day certainly aren't helping their case.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/10/2012 - L, Light Y.
Flash, Switchback by Ratt9 reviews
"Why are Matsuda and Watari handcuffed together?" L, Light, Watari, and Matsuda all switch bodies after a lightning storm. They have to act like each other to avoid raising suspicions, while at the same time trying to figure out how to switch back. LxLight, LxMatsuda, WatarixMisa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/6/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Redoubtable Miss Mary Morstan by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Of all the people Sherlock expects to be taken to task by after his three year hiatus from the living John's girlfriend certainly isn't one of them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Oddities Behind Lightning Bugs by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock never really liked fireflies; they blinked randomly and got on his nerves and people called them stupid names that had nothing to do with their actual genus, and he will not, WILL NOT, put up with one of those flying insects in his flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
No Regrets by AkoyaMizuno reviews
"I'm not going to apologize," Sherlock says in a level voice that reveals nothing. Three years and these are the first words said between them.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Just Happening of Sherlock Holmes by calamitybreak reviews
It started with the hijacking of a bus. No, not a hijacking, a "temporary acquisition of available transportation." Which just happened to be a bus. A bus that John just happened to be riding. And now John just happens to get continually caught up in Sherlock's plots; half of them preventing crime, and the other half... well, not so much.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Jumper by Scarlett Rogue reviews
John goes out to get some milk and comes back to find Sherlock and Lestrade having tea. But what is Sherlock wearing, and why? Fluff. Johnlock. Post-Reich.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
White Amongst the Black by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock has never liked winter. Snow was just pointless; it was cold, dangerous, and melted in your socks. John, however, has always loved winter and pondering the snow, and his flatmate, keeps him entertained.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Twenty Below and Dropping by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
In which it's winter, there's power outages, cold, warmth, blankets, and John finds that Sherlock is an awfully warm individual.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Concentration by Ratt9 reviews
Matsuda asks Light to teach him how to seduce someone, so Light demonstrates his techniques on a none-too-willing L. L is determined to ignore Light regardless of what the teen does to him, but Light is determined to get a reaction. Written for Stormygio
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/24/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
People Will Definitly Talk Now by Foxy-Badger reviews
John is forced to tell Mrs. Hudson they won't be needing the second bedroom any more.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
23 May 2012 by JohnWatson-Holmes reviews
Sherlock really did it this time, and John's not going to let him of easy. Sherlock caught him on a bad day, a very bad day.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Safest Place in the World to Be by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
A cemetery is the safest place in the world to be.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Icing on the Cake by himitsutsubasa reviews
And every cake needs icing. John is icing.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Find a religion, he said by MrsMailJeevas reviews
When Mello asks Matt to find a religion, any religion Matt sets out to do just that. He wants to be a scientologist and there's nothing you can say against it. That won't work out well and Mello won't stop until Matt's a Catholic just like him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Mello, Matt
The Acquisition of a Puppy by Dlvvanzor reviews
In which Sherlock requests the addition of a dog to 221B and John will pretty much do whatever Sherlock asks of him. Oneshot, squinting is welcome.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Inconveniently Long Weddings by Dlvvanzor reviews
John hissed, "It's our wedding, Sherlock. It'll take as long as it needs to." Johnlock, drabble.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
If I Were A Girl by Perryels reviews
If Matt was a girl… Well that's an interesting thought he'd like to ponder about.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Alternate Endings by cathedral carver reviews
When you're the writer, you're in bloody charge for once. Aren't you?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,432 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Different Perspective by ObookNorth reviews
John discovers something about himself with the help of various household goods and appendages. A little cracky, but the good sort of cracky.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
15 May 2012 by JohnWatson-Holmes reviews
John finds out some news about his job and Sherlock is still sick. 1st Person POV John Short again -.-
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Unexpected pleasure by Hikikomori reviews
For Loki, pleasuring himself when having his brother in the same bed is a very tricky thing to do without getting caught...
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
A Study in SelfControl by Scarlett Rogue reviews
John starts a private blog regarding his more intimate moments with Sherlock. When it is accidentally posted as public, many people have something to say. Smut, hilarity.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Heart broken? by MissSherlock reviews
John wasn't one to get his heart broken. He was too careful.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2012 - John W.
Counseling with the Black Butler Boys by DarkOtakuKnights reviews
What would it be like if the Black Butler Boys when to Counseling? This shows you every thing that they wanted to say to each other but couldnt.The true thoughts of all the black butler boys!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sebastian M.
Coffin by Ratt9 reviews
L had started building his own coffin long before the Kira Case even began.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Solutions To A Sore Throat by Perryels reviews
Take it from Mello. He knows what he's doing. Warning: Do not try these solutions at home. Plus, possible risks of videogame destruction.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
What Is Never Known And What Is by AkoyaMizuno reviews
What is not known, what will never be known, is that both theories are simultaneously correct and completely, incredibly mistaken. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ink by ObookNorth reviews
Set in an AU where Sherlock does not meet John at St. Bart's, he meets John while disguised as a Body Art Vendor at Camden Market. Intrigued by John, Sherlock agrees to a flatshare without revealing his identity as a genius detective.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 61 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Fullmetal Tavern by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
A "deep" and hilarious character study of the main cast of Fullmetal Alchemist, and what'd they be like as alcoholic beverages. I recommend our Edward in a short glass or a Mustang on the rocks.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Complete
Love Poems by Telepathic Love reviews
Spock tries to write Kirk a poem.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Origin of Milk Troubles by chocolatexloverx16 reviews
All was right in the world... then Riza Hawkeye shattered the peace with one question she'd always wanted to ask. "Why don't you like milk?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
The Act by ObookNorth reviews
When Sherlock comes back home he needs to convince John that he cares for him, even though he 'knows' that, as a sociopath, he really doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Case of the Missing Skull by ObookNorth reviews
EXTREME FLUFF. Sherlock can't sleep. Kind of pre-relationship. Sleepy Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Foreseeable Future by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sherlock might not be overly skilled at this whole 'romance' thing. Johnlock, fluff, oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Beyond's Cheese Wizz Diet by AkaneSukishima reviews
L tracked down our lovable serial killer, and took all of the jam from his fridge. Beyond only has cheese wizz now. "I don't need anymore personality." Pure crack. Enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,991 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2009 - BB, L
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 280 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alien Sparkles by chocolatexloverx16 reviews
This fic features: how badass Olivier is at the age of ten, how smooth Roy tries to be, and where those Armstrong sparkles came from. This is also cracky. Rated T out of habit... enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Olivier A., Roy M. - Complete
Brilliant and Bizarre by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Emotions though, emotions are something Sherlock has in abundance. They don't, of course, follow the normal defined patterns of most other human beings but that is hardly the point. The point is that they exist.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Married Ones by tealeavesandmoonlight reviews
Jim and Seb are the married ones next door. John meets them on a late night Tesco's run. In response to this prompt:
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Welcome To Good Burger by Perryels reviews
The mafia's out on vacation and guess who they decided not to bring? Mello lands himself a job at good ol' Good Burger.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
When in doubt, lock 'em up by NinjaninaIII reviews
Hikaru and Tamaki think that Kyoya and Kaoru are getting too close. But when they go to spy on them, something unexpected happens... TamakixHikaru and KyoyaxKaoru. (Updating is slow at best... but not complete as of yet)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,524 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Hikaru H., Tamaki S.
Weird and Wonderful by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Most people generally get Sherlock. Really, they do. He's a genius and completely socially inept and the way he thinks is downright scary but people can understand that. They get it. It's John that's the weird one.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Discourse on Invectives by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sherlock and John discuss Anderson's latest attempt at an insult.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Edward Elric Buys Life Insurance by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Ed finally realizes the dangers of being a human sacrifice and sets off to buy life insurance. However, he fails to recognize the dangers of things like customer service, pre-recorded directories, high prices, and Tina Turner hold music. Hilarity ensues.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Revenge of the Hair by wind scarlett reviews
Gakupo had continually mistreated his hair for so long. Kaito talked to Gakupo's hair for leaving the master for good. T for foul languages.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Gakupo K./Gackpoid, Kaito S. - Complete
Sorry, I Was Drunk by pixelsoda reviews
Plotless RoyEd fluff. When Ed woke up, it seemed as though he'd had a little too much to drink last night...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/10/2012 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
Useless by WerewolfDoctor reviews
John begins to feel that he is useless. What will it take to prove him wrong? May contain John/Sherlock later. Wasn't sure about the rating.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Art Of Sexting by immaculately-flawed reviews
Harry steals John's phone over dinner and starts texting obscene things to Sherlock. What happens when John goes home? Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Convenience Store by Perryels reviews
A funny drabble about Matt and Mello's trip to the convenience store. And the gamer being his usual corny self.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Drag Me To Church by Perryels reviews
Church? Not the number one place Matt would rather spend his time in. But who knew it had its perks?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Good Morning by I.Weave.Dreams reviews
Sherlock and John wake up in bed together.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Experiment by immaculately-flawed reviews
Sherlock needs John for an experiment. John discovers that he likes being tied up. Sexy times ensue. Sherlock/John. Rated M for language and slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Silence by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sherlock really can't shut his mind down, even when he wants to, which is why it's definitely a good thing that he has a best friend who can do it for him. Drabble, Sherlock POV.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Telephone by Ratt9 reviews
Light finds it extremely difficult to hold a normal conversation with his mother over the phone when L insists on distracting him on many different levels. It's only slash if you want to look at it that way. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Light Y., Sachiko Y. - Complete
Locked Up by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
John and Sherlock have managed to lock themselves in a murderer's basement. No windows, phone signal or light switch. Not good. Sherlock however sees this is the perfect time to uncover the cause of John's 'angst'. Is he prepared for the discovery?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Useless In the Rain by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Parody of Adele's "Set Fire to the Rain", with entirely new lyrics. Roy Mustang knows that you can't get a spark with damp gloves. he's just sick of everyone else pointing it out. So he rants and raves to the tune of Adele. Read for the sake of parody!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Murder Is Make Believe by immaculately-flawed reviews
Oh God, little children and Sherlock. John really hoped the parents didn't make him pay for therapy.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Glitch by himitsutsubasa reviews
Sherlock tries to remove a glitch only to find something bigger to deal with.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sometimes Broom Cupboards Are Useful by pixelsoda reviews
Poor Ed is full of feelings he wishes he didn't have. Alas, a teenage boy must do what a teenage boy must do. RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2012 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
While Frank Sinatra sings Stormy Weather by Beautiful Shiny People reviews
"Am I dreaming?" "You tell me, darling." "But you're dead." "How can you be so sure?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
The Long Ride Home by immaculately-flawed reviews
Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Only Friend by winschester reviews
"Hi, I'm John." he says slowly, shy enough to call himself respectful. Sherlock just watches him, stares at him, like he's exploring an island. Minilock. Mini!Sherlock/Mini!John friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Cold Turkey by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
John is suspicious about Sherlock's motives for the 'minor alterations' in their friendship. Is it possible Sherlock's understanding of love is purely chemical? How long can Sherlock last without his new favourite drug?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Shorts by PeanutButterSpots reviews
A collection of Pandora Hearts ficlets. Updated: Gil wants to know exactly why Break is in bed with him. What the hell happened last night?
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011
Roy Mustang's Field Journal by Beater with a Brain reviews
A pure crack fic in the style of Bridget Jones' Diary. Roy Mustang has been sent to anger management for trying to strangle a subordinate and now finds himself having to write a diary. But maybe anger management is the least of his problems. Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Roy M., Edward E.
The RedHeaded League by MyPrivateLaughter reviews
Adaptation of the classic story, on the backdrop of Sherlock's return from the dead. Part of John is just happy to be back solving crimes with his friend. The other part is struggling with Sherlock's apparent interest in more than just friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bitter Strawberries by Yuki angel-heart reviews
A round about parental roy/ed fanfiction. A drabble.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Messed Up World of Death Note by Yuwang reviews
What if...Light was a perv, L is trying to get in Light's pants, Misa is insane with a foot fetish, Ryuk is not allowed apples and Mello and Near like to dress up as twins an make out in public.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Complete
If You Give a Ling a Lunch by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Ed writes a children's book on the consequences of feeding a rather annoying illegal immigrant/stalker/prince of Xing. Enough said.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ling Y., Edward E. - Complete
The Day Sasuke Forgot To Take His Pills by AnimeGirl9894 reviews
Crack fic! this is randomness! Apparently our favorite emo forgot to take his pills and well...things get a little out of control.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Sasuke U.
Trick by pokemaster101 reviews
Light comes to Headquarters to see L missing and his computer gone wonky. And what are all these notes? 13th story. Lol bad luck. Should've been BB. Rated K plus, to be safe.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Only Real Men Sparkle by pixelsoda reviews
What happens when you leave a hungover Ed and a tub of silver glitter together alone? Chaos and cosplay, that's what. Crack!fic: OOCness, Cullen-bashing and implied RoyEd. Enjoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2012 - [Edward E., Roy M.] - Complete
Twatlight by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
A day spent with Major Armstrong leaves Ed all covered with sparkles, and some fan girls on the street mistake the poor alchemist for another golden-eyed, glittery Edward. Ed didn't ask for the nightmare fuel, but the fangirls were all too happy to give.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Westwood ties are hard to find by kissogram-4-watson reviews
Jim calls Sebastian over for an emergency. MorMor oneshot, dedicated to my friend Vikki.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
Shadows, Guns, Pride, and the Hawk by Thieving Alchemist reviews
"You're hundreds of years older than Edward and I and yet… you're so much shorter. Is it in your genes? Is being old and short in your genes? And if I recall correctly, aren't you the oldest homunculus?" riza/pride 100 taunting themes
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Riza H., Pride
Holmium by Nuttynube reviews
Sherlock's gone for the week and John makes a discovery on his flatmate's wall...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Strategy to Getting the Black Leather Book by mrs.cookieeater reviews
The Host Club all have different theories on what is in Kyouya's little black leather book. But Hikaru and Kaoru have a strategy of getting hold of it. Rated T at the moment, may change. Needs at least one review per chapter to keep going.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Kaoru H., Kyōya O.
Contest of Conspiracy by chocolatexloverx16 reviews
Winry's angry at Ed, but Al saves him from a wrench bashing... but is this alternative any better for the Fullmetal Alchemist? Rated T for some swearing, slight violence, and milk bashing... nothing too horrid though.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Edward E. - Complete
Roses by binary-express reviews
It was Valentine's Day. He had to do something romantic. Everything had to be perfect, every little detail mattered, that was the way it had always been.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
Tissues by Winter Tiger reviews
Neji is sick, and there's a misunderstanding...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
It Suits You by OrbEater reviews
Stein would like a second opinion on his new look.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
A Sordid Affair by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Sherlock doesn't understand boundaries. Sherlock just understands winning the game. The game of strip poker, that as it were. Friendship fic, could be squinted slash but Sherlock's too unromantic to make it so.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unknown Birthdates by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
In the end, strawberry rhubarb pie is a wonderful treat that Sherlock secretly pines for.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Boys by WerewolfDoctor reviews
It all started when Mrs Hudson started referring to them as 'Her Boys' because they were, and you could never imagine one without the other.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
5 times Lestrade caught John and Sherlock by DefenderoftheEarth reviews
and one time they caught him! Short fics about the kissing encounters and rude interruptions. Features established Sherlock/John, and later will feature Lestrade/to be revealed. Rated M for mild swearing and some sexy times.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Fan Girl's Disappointment by LeFay Strent reviews
What really would happen if a fan girl went to Amestris.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
Ed's First Day of School by LeFay Strent reviews
Al enrolls Taylor and Ed in an academy. But once at the school Ed's hair becomes a big problem. -A side story for TBA-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E., OC - Complete
Three Little Words by MissSherlock reviews
Sherlock realises his feelings for John but is too scared to tell him. Sherlock/John. Set before SiB but after TGG.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 227 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
To Have Children by bashfulglowfly reviews
Ed wants to have children. Sequel of "To Go Home" Prequel to "I Saw Daddy Kissing the Holly King."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Brothers by Fearless.Leo reviews
Ed and Al's feelings about themselves, each other, and the past.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Letting Go by binary-express reviews
There was nothing left, not now that Sherlock was dead. But John couldn't let go. He couldn't give him up. There was always hope. Post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sins of the Past by Dlvvanzor reviews
The alarm clock met an untimely death that morning at 4:30 when it had the audacity to try to awaken Mello. I, on the other hand, had been up for hours. MxM, Matt POV, Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,156 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Running Boy by TheHumorousHumor reviews
WARNING: Rape, sex, etc. Hitsu.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2012 - T. Hitsugaya
Happy Birthday Dean by paperstorm reviews
Birthday porn! *throws confetti* Pretty much that's it. General spoilers for Season 7. Wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Of Blackberry Jam, Jazz, and Monsters by theDubliner reviews
Ask John Watson anything about Sherlock Holmes and he's certain to have an answer. Ask John Watson the one question that matters and he's certain to tell a lie. Character sketch/Drabble - but good drabble, lol, promise.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Tea by binary-express reviews
"So you were just curious?" he asked, incredulously. Sherlock was silent for a long while. "…yes."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Science of Touch by Beautiful Shiny People reviews
Sherlock conducts experiments on his flat mate...yet again.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cookies by himitsutsubasa reviews
Sherlock finds a pile of cookies on his table. John comes home from the store. Deductions await. A touch of slash. K for it? Tell me in the comments. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Best Part Of Me Was Always You by AndIllWriteYouATragedy reviews
"If he closed his eyes, John could see Sherlock breathing, living, giving him that smile that could mean a thousand different things but at the same time always just said John." Post-Reichenbach; John tries to make it through his days and endless nights.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
L Drunk by navime reviews
An heavily intoxicated L is a scary one. Crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I Saw Daddy Kissing the Holly King by bashfulglowfly reviews
Roy and Ed's daughter thinks they're going to get a divorce. Late X-mas fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
A Favour by Foxy-Badger reviews
While Sherlock is plucking the violin, deeply lost in his own thoughts, John and Irene bargain about what she will or will not do to Sherlock. John urges Irene to help Sherlock get rid of his frustration, but Irene has a better idea. 'Missing scene' from Scandal in Belgravia
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Die By Your Side by tealeavesandmoonlight reviews
Jim has dreams of dying sometimes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Of the Adventure That Could Not be Blogged by theDubliner reviews
The morning after the encounter with Moriarty, John awakes to find Sherlock struggling with a mystery much deeper than any murder.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,983 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Widow's Walk by Beautiful Shiny People reviews
And then Sir Boast-A-Lot found a reason to live.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Definition of Big by LordoftheWarren reviews
Shizuo was big. Emphasis on the word big. Honestly, it was almost ridiculous just how big he was. That was why Orihara Izaya was lying flat on his back in his king sized bed, immobile and spitting curse after curse at the mule headed blond. Shizaya!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Mark by navime reviews
'Like what Sebastian does to Young Master every night when they think everyone is sleeping' May-lene muttered cheerfully.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
John Woke Up by AndIllWriteYouATragedy reviews
"John woke up. To him, that was irritating, this whole business of "waking up". What's the point of waking up from a dream, no, a nightmare, just to be forced into this harsh current reality where he was completely alone?" - John's left to deal with life.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
College Essay by Ratt9 reviews
It should come as no surprise to Light that the most embarrassing and disastrous family dinner of his life was caused in its entirety by none other than L, which he tries to explain in his college essay on his final exam. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Dogmeat by navime reviews
Sounds like what Kira would name his dog.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Puzzle by mrs.cookieeater reviews
Near is doing his same old puzzle when Mello cmes for a visit. This is a drabble. No sex, because I want to stay in the T rated section.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Mello, Near - Complete
The Alternative by RayLedgend reviews
What happens when the Elric brothers are given a quick and easy way to get their bodies back. No tricks, and no catch . . . well, there is one catch. Read to find out. Rated T for language and a suggestive sexual line or two.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Watson, Lost Friendships, and Rugby Balls by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Holmes comes to terms of Watson's leaving over a simple, little, inconsequential object.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Alice's Requiem by Pixieblade reviews
A poem for Alice.
Are You Alice?/あなたはアリスですか? - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Alice - Complete
Don't ask Don't tell by Pixieblade reviews
A stalled subway ride leads to some interesting developments within the ikkoku.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Hakkai C., Gojyo S. - Complete
Just Tell Me How by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
He just wanted to know one little thing: really, how HAD he ended up here? Friendship drabble.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Conjoined by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
When Holmes finally admitted to being quite alive and quite well, he knew a reunion was in order. xSlight spoilers for Game of Shadows?x
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/5/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
The Child by AndIllWriteYouATragedy reviews
Four months after the Reichenbach Fall, John Watson finds himself with a special gift from one Irene Adler that nobody was expecting. I'm honestly rubbish at summaries.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Reality by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
John Watson has to face a different type of reality, and he realizes, it's really not so pleasant. xSherlock Holmes: GoS spoilersx
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Conditioning a Soldier by Beautiful Shiny People reviews
Sherlock trains an unknowing John to have a spontanous orgasm as an affect of a ceratin trigger. KINKMEME FILL
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Take a Picture, Holmes! by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
All John Watson really wants is a normal friend and a good night's sleep.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Holy Pancakes by iNatix reviews
Join Ed, Roy, Armstrong, and...Al? as they quest to find the Holy Grail for their pancakes. Includes frying pans, monopoly, and plenty of Cullen bashing. Complete and utter crack. For FMAlcheholic!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2011
The Life At 711 by Jamsthebestestfoodever reviews
At Ryuk's 7-11 many of the Death Note characters come because the headquaters is not to far away. Every day is a interesting one... what will happen tomorrow? dun dun dahh. :D Rated for language!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/21/2011
History In The Making by YoukaiNemisis reviews
A few little scenes I'd like to see before Saiyuki ends.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Complete
Wilderness by gemstone1234 reviews
Holmes and Watson take a camping trip
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes
The Truth About Santa by tech-17 reviews
Bartimaeus tells Nathaniel the truth about Santa Claus.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
Cold Snap by Mirith Griffin reviews
"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
To Go Home by bashfulglowfly reviews
Ed meets someone important in Germany but he still wants to go home. Post first story, first movie and something I made up on my own. Roy x Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Case of the Crippling Love by JohnWatson-Holmes reviews
Sherlock's voice was beginning to waver, small cracks forming in his words. He swiftly walked back over to the couch and dropped to his knees before the doctor, resting his face front first onto John's thighs. "You have crippled me."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
5 Times Sherlock was Confused and 1 Time He Wasn't by Dark Rose of Heaven reviews
Lame title restrictions! : "Are you allergic to bees?" John blinked a few times, used to such odd and unexpected questions after twenty years of marriage. "No." "Good. How do you feel about Sussex?" Amnesia!fic.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ed's Theme Song by LeFay Strent reviews
Can you guess what Ed's theme song might be?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Swift by FlyinGShadoW1314 reviews
YAOI DouWata DRABBLE: Watanuki gets Doumeki a present. Warnings inside. Please R&R! :D
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2011 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Drunk by pixelsoda reviews
Ed has some vital information on a murder case that Roy is investigating, but refuses to say a thing. Roy's plan of action: Get Edward drunk. Unfortunately for him, that's harder than it looks. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Ed's Method Of Seduction by LeFay Strent reviews
How does Ed go about seducing? -A side story for TBA-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Of Celebrations by Griever5 reviews
Zoro finds out about Halloween.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
The Good Old Days by cathedral carver reviews
How did it get so late so soon?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Want To Eat Light? by pokemaster101 reviews
It's L's birthday! Light made L a cake, but L wants to eat Light?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/31/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Allergic To Kisses by Perryels reviews
How Mello reacts to Matt's 'allergy issues'...not very well...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Dreaming by pixelsoda reviews
Ed and Al enjoying what feels like heaven - Resembool. Human!Al /One-shot/
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
The Adventures of Chunky Bear and Bumpkin Blossom by Hannelore-Grace reviews
Sherlock and John go out to dinner for a case. Shenanigans ensue, squid is almost eaten, pianos are played, and maybe some crime will be solved if they have the time.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Doctor, Doctor by pixelsoda reviews
During the terrors of the Ishbalan civil war, Riza is advised to visit a psychologist. One-shot. R&R
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Riza H. - Complete
Heat Wave by Mirith Griffin reviews
Sherlock needs cooling off. John needs Sherlock. Can they come to an agreement?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Shampoo by iNatix reviews
Roy with barbies! Scar with kittens! Ed with pizza! Come one, come all to see the wonderful crack!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
Strange Encounters by Hannelore-Grace reviews
John stumbles into a rather unexpected person while on an impromptu shopping trip.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/27/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Love Sucks by TrueDespair reviews
"Since I confessed to Sakura thanks to you, I thought it be great if I return the lovely favor." "B-B-but I was trying to be a good friend and to help you!" "I know. And so am I." Sequel to 'Simplicity' DouWata AU -Ongoing-
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki
Burning Shadows by Keshra reviews
"Even when you become King, even if you forget about me, I will always be near for you." Generally PWP.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Never Have I Ever by Hannelore-Grace reviews
In which the Yarders, Sherlock, and John play the time-honored drinking game.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alleyway Sexiness by LordoftheWarren reviews
There was nothing tender about their little trysts. Merely violence, aggression, limbs smacked into concrete and grazed with broken glass as the blond would pin him down by his nape, hips angled into ripping thrusts. That was how they worked though I S
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Unexpected by Swallowed-By-Pain reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan have a very unexpected incounter...Involves rape/Hidan likeing rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I am a cat lover and I love to run by Hannelore-Grace reviews
Crack fill for a prompt: Jim loves cats. In which eHarmony is destroyed and an innocent laptop finds a fiery death.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2011 - J. Moriarty, Molly Hooper - Complete
You're So Gay by Perryels reviews
Mello and Matt have a little competition to see who's manlier. Crack-ish. :D Sorta...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Love Story by FearfulCaptainBiffElderberry reviews
Sequel to Haunted. Ciel and Sebastian's kids are all grown up now, and getting into mischief of their own. Mpreg.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
No catapult to all night kisses by cathedral carver reviews
I'm jealous of your cigarette.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Amestrian Fashion Police by FullmetalWizard1995 reviews
Short oneshot. The hosts of 'The Amestrian Fashion Police' run into Envy and insist on giving him a new look, but little do they know that they're behind the times.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Envy - Complete
Water is another matter by cathedral carver reviews
He thinks it's in trouble, his poor heart. Written for the 2011 Summer of Sherlock Sherlockmas.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Abstract by FullmetalWizard1995 reviews
Short oneshot. Soul and Maka take Kid to a recently opened museum in Death City containing abstract art. What do YOU think is going to happen?
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Mouthwash by Post Reichenbach reviews
Continuation from Glitterbomb. Sherlock and John come home and have to deal with some lingering awkwardness. COMPLETE!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,704 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Toy with Sadness by Shirahane Aikawa reviews
"I'm changing this is not me at all. Why I am getting turn on, I am having sex with a guy." When Naruto is still a kid, he was hired to be Sasuke's playmate & it hasnt change the only different is on how the game is played. YAOI Lemons ahead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kudos to Sprinkles by Fauxhound reviews
Light trains a cat to kill L! ... Oh god. Crack! Rated T for some themes. All hail the evil kitten!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/1/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Italy's Car by mysoxlike2party reviews
Germany agrees to help fix Italy's old car. Who knew fixing a car could get so erotic? Well, erotic in Italy's dirty mind
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - N. Italy, Germany
No Hablo Espinacas by Dlvvanzor reviews
Matt wasn't entirely sure how he and Mello ended up stripping, getting deported to Mexico, and landing themselves in Mexican prison, but he was pretty sure that it still counted as FINALLY getting Mello to take him on an actual date. MxM oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Flour Baby by Dlvvanzor reviews
Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The awkward dream commenter by Artistically Insightful reviews
Haruka looks at doumeki and Watanuki's wet dreams and comments on them.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Haruka D., K. Watanuki - Complete
You must be gay not to sleep with me by Artistically Insightful reviews
Van and Wendy have a little talk in a sparkling cave. my first one shot.
GUNxSWORD - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Complete
Lust of Cars to Love of Life by believeitgirl reviews
Oneshot of Naruto lusting over his boyfriend of one year, Sasuke's, car and all the things he wants to do in it. Story goes from wanting, to hormone driven teenage car smut, to an adorable ending. SasukeXNaruto Hope you like!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled: John's Theme by AfroGeekGoddess reviews
John comforts Sherlock, and remembers the moment when Sherlock changed his life forever. Love and friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Bedtime by TrueDespair reviews
Kurogane's dumbfounded. Fai has the upper hand. Welcome to marriage. T for Language. Part 2 up. -Complete-
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
Little Forks and Merrythoughts by cathedral carver reviews
This is how it always goes. Mostly. Written for the 2011 Holmestice.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Curse of the Hair by iNatix reviews
Edward has found a new way to seem taller... CRACK FIC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 786 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
Perfect Creature by Nilahxapiel reviews
After a tragedy, Light is left fatherless at the age of two, and raised by a broke single mother in a bad part of town. Existing for survival alone wears hard on a boy. Brains don't mean much when they're splattered on the pavement. Eventual Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,601 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Light Y., L
Do You Think I can Order a Diet Water? by Kyuuppi reviews
A story where Rin finds the magical world of Diet Coke. Rin is blonde, you should've expected it.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Rin K., Miku H. - Complete
A heart in stitches by TrueDespair reviews
Written for Mikkeneko's Fluff/Angst competition. Team Fluff. Another day at the Suwa-Fluorite household. A grump of a husband, a bubbly spouse and a curious but innocent child. What can possibly go wrong? AU -Complete-
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Opps by FearfulCaptainBiffElderberry reviews
Names can be such a tricky thing, especially when you use the wrong one at the wrong time...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Alois T. - Complete
Remember the Dead by silver-kin reviews
He's talking to a dead Doumeki and yet, he's still having trouble saying what he means.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/13/2011 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Raining by D.L. Hanson reviews
short drabble about thunderstorms, absolute fluff nothing special rated T because i feel silly otherwise but to be honest it could be rated K except i put like one swear sort of... anyways R&R
Okane ga Nai - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Kanou S., Ayase Y. - Complete
One Small Pizza and Other Shorts by RaisedOnRadio reviews
A tiny collection of Fullmetal Alchemist short stories. [based on the first anime, complete because I've read the manga]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Complete
Immortality Changes Nothing by silver-kin reviews
When Watanuki announces that he is now immortal, Doumeki wonders how this will change things. Or not.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2011 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Loneliness by NightingaleLost reviews
He was still alone when he woke up in the middle of the night, but he wasn't lonely. Ayase didn't know when it had stopped, only that...the feeling was gone.
Okane ga Nai - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Ayase Y., Kanou S. - Complete
Appendages by paperstorm reviews
Sam admits to occasionally missing getting to enjoy certain feminine attributes. Dean has a solution. Wincest, takes place in Season 1.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Crush Spell by Artistically Insightful reviews
Love is in the air. A Bi Doumeki, a CRAZY Himawari and other things...
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 9/13/2009 - K. Watanuki
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 12,870 - Follows: 1,692 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What you deserve by TrueDespair reviews
Taking common sense to a new low. Or in a certain person's case, taking stupidity to a higher level. Post-series. -Complete-
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
The Reason Why by QuEen0fs0ng reviews
Ever wonder why Watanuki goes to so much trouble just to make Doumeki, his suppposed rival, lunch? Well wonder no more because inside lies the answers. A tiny drabble. :
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/12/2011 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Mistletoe by TrueDespair reviews
For a friend. It's Christmas once again and Syaoron wants to try something. Too bad Syaoran's not up for it...at first. Twincest. Rated T for safety. -Complete-
Shiritsu Horitsuba Gakuen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Syaoran, Syaoron - Complete
The Red Balloon by Braushe reviews
Roy is dying, and Ed doesn't want to accept the facts. Character Death, RoyEd. Rated for... death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
L Doesn't Give Himself Away by Dlvvanzor reviews
And if some person hurt him? Destroyed him? Or, really, if that person even just distracted him for a few moments from his unrelenting, impartial, and cold pursuit of absolute justice, then what was he? Light POV, LxL oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
Definitely Not Fantasizing by Dlvvanzor reviews
Because L was definitely not just having some kind of fantasy about his coworker. Definitely not. Drabble, LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Necessity of Sleep by Dlvvanzor reviews
Light Yagami, new recruit of the NPA, really needs a good night's sleep. It's that creepy new roommate of his, though, keeping him awake all night reading mystery novels and crunching on sugar cubes... AU LxL Complete
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Professor's Wife by Foolish Mortal reviews
The students all said that Professor Doumeki had a wife who made him lunches and impeccably pressed his shirts. Watanuki found this hilarious. AU Douwata.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,285 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 243 - Published: 3/21/2011 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Lady Macbeth by Dlvvanzor reviews
Light suddenly understood. This must be what going mad was like. At least it explained why his mirror was failing to mirror him. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Light Y. - Complete
Randomness Ensues by Queen NekoChan reviews
What can I say? There was nothing else to do, and boredom is not an option. So I decided to make everybody OOC. Warnings: Crack, first fanfiction I've written, and Pitt. Good for you if you know who I'm talking about.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete
Losing by Pikeru's Angel reviews
Drabble. Jim nearly lost the game. Seb nearly lost something much more important.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Hardly Normal by QuEen0fs0ng reviews
A closer look at Watanuki Kimihiro's logic. XD
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/19/2011 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Goes Like This by paperstorm reviews
Sometimes, in an attempt to hang on to whatever shreds of dignity he has left, Sam likes to pretend Dean doesn't affect him quite as much as he does. It might almost work, if Dean didn't take such a perverse pleasure in proving him wrong. Strong wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Intolerant by reminiscent-afterthought reviews
He had a very good reason for despising milk.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Edward E., Hohenheim - Complete
Shrimps & Kitties by tsukiflower reviews
Random funny short stories featuring the characters from Fullmetal Alchemist! New chapter added!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 15,779 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Edward E.
Hetalia: One Shot by XshadowolfX reviews
Germany has a 'mishap' after taking his shower what will Italy do? Contains yaoi and some explictness. M to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Just ask FullMetal! by AuroratheFallenAngel reviews
The whole Fullmetal Alchemist crew are here for questions! :
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
The Reaper's Lullaby by iTorchic reviews
"It was a song that she had never heard before, but as the bone-chilling melody wavered in the air, she couldn't help but be enchanted by it." AU. An FMA version of my entry for a creative writing contest I entered. I'd appreciate critiques!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Complete
Cracked Eggs by Uakari reviews
Meeting her again did not go entirely as Watanuki had expected... Crack!fic/Alt!ending
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - K. Watanuki, Yuuko I. - Complete
Not a Girl by Dlvvanzor reviews
In which Mello asks a stupid question and Matt is a surprisingly convincing actor. Language, MxM oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Truth About Who? by Perryels reviews
Matt is intrigued and freaks about how weird and conceiving nursery rhymes really are.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sleep walking by allthingsmagical reviews
Merlin starts to do things whilst asleep. And is Arthur going to stop him? Of course not. Rated 'M' for a reason. AU. Please R&R.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,007 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Resemblance by Shinigami of the century reviews
Every human resembles an animal, one of the Kuba twins wonders which one the others are. Non-yaoi
Okane ga Nai - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Homare K., Misao K. - Complete
Mine by Shy Spirit Kitty reviews
Slash John/Sherlock! After John breaks up with Sarah, Sherlock thinks that a board-game would comfort him, however the game soon possesses them both. OOC, PWP unless you squint , slight Harry/Clara, One-sided in some parts.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tis the season by TrueDespair reviews
AU. Christmas fic and B-day Fic for KuRoHiTsUzEn. 'Kurogane rolled his eyes. Leave it to Fai to still believe in a magical fat man who delivers presents to people around the world in one night.' -Complete-
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
A Celebration to remember by TrueDespair reviews
It's Ciel's birthday once again. All he wanted to do was to sleep peacefully in his own bed. Too bad the demon butler has something planned for him. SebCiel. Oneshot. -Complete-
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
The Cheesiest by Perryels reviews
The day Mello is bombarded with the cheesiest pick-up lines, ever! By none other than, Mail Jeevas.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
When the Akatsuki play board games by Bri Nara reviews
Drabble/One-shot/at-the-moment-type story. The Akatsuki try to play boards on game night and epically fail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Driving Me to Insanity by iTorchic reviews
Edward turned 16 and Hughes begins teaching him how to drive whenever the brothers are in town. However when Hughes is murdered, who will teach the imfamous Elric now? Roy Mustang just entered hell, that's for sure. Threeshot. Rated T. NOT YAOI! Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Glitterbomb by Post Reichenbach reviews
A possible ending for the Great Game episode, Moriarity has something a little more interesting planned for Sherlock and John then a boring old bomb. Neither are very happy about it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pole Position by SaneYaoiAddict reviews
While taking a train to town, Mello decides he wants to have some fun with Matt. M by popular demand. XD
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Lie Detector by Shy Spirit Kitty reviews
After John announces that he doesn't even like Sherlock, Mycroft decides to take the matter into his own hands, and he's willing to tie the two up and put them against a machine to prove that they have mutual feelings for one another. JohnxSherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
April Fools by Dlvvanzor reviews
It's Matt and Mello's first April Fool's Day out of Wammy's House- which means that all their prank-related energy will have to be directed at each other... and Mello wakes up to Matt writing something on his forehead. MxM oneshot, fluff. Mello POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Anything But Simple: Watanuki's Date by TrueDespair reviews
DouWata. A three-part side story. See Watanuki. See Watanuki react to being asked on a date by Doumeki. See Watanuki realize the true nature of being in love. -Complete-
Shiritsu Horitsuba Gakuen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Doumeki, Watanuki - Complete
The Blair Demon Project by PeanutButterSpots reviews
Grell and Sebasian get lost in a mysterious forest that has supposedly been bewitched. I'm sure that won't create any awkward moments at all.. .
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
Food for Thought by TrueDespair reviews
Somewhat AU. And who says that learning something new isn't worth the result? -Complete-
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Akatsuki's Road Trip by Bri Nara reviews
The Akatsuki are all crammed into a car for a few days... now how to pass the time...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Let's Play by hipuko reviews
A rather short one-shot I wrote when I was bored, please enjoy! WARNING : Contains explict content and 'yaoi' or guyxguy. Please do not read if that offends you in any way, and no underaged kids! Hitachiincest!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Do You Know? by kkscatnip reviews
Separate-bodied Hallelujah/Allelujah. Penetration with foreign object, dubious consent. Why is there no Hallelujah character tag?
Gundam 00 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Allelujah - Complete
FanMade Fullmetal Alchemist by Isane Naoko-kins reviews
A fan made Fullmetal Alchemist story
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010
You, Me and the Devil Make 3 by Akie-chan reviews
Sasu/Naru/Sai. "Just think how good it'd feel with 2 guys on you..." Sasuke and Sai begin fighting for the affection of Naruto, but what happens when Sasuke suggests they all get involved? Contains, yaoi, detailed lemon,dirty talk and 3 hot guys. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Like Baby by Perryels reviews
In which Matt is singing, Mello is... Well, let's just say Matt isn't going to get another song stuck in his head anytime soon.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
How many licks does it take? by TrueDespair reviews
Full title inside. For KEIAKIO. Kurogane hates sweets; hates them with every part of his being. But what happens when you add a certain mage and a thing called Ice Cream? Find Out! -Complete-
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Birthday Wish by Shy Spirit Kitty reviews
John Watson wants to surprise Sherlock on his birthday. Sherlock's forgotten it's his birthday. Rated T M/M One-shot
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/8/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Stroke Master by whatsthesymbology reviews
A continuation of my fic 'Sandwich'. Jean has a new exercise toy and that gives Maes and Roy an idea. Hughes x Roy x Havoc. Explicit yaoi! Anal, oral, dual penetration, fluff, pwp.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
One Sentence Confessions by Bodacious-S reviews
Multiple drabbles of characters telling L what he meant to them. Most are 1-5 sentences, pure fluff, and L-centric. Spoilers for real names, L: Change the WorLd, and Another Note. No pairings.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - L, Soichiro Y. - Complete
Wammy House Host Club by Bodacious-S reviews
Ryuzaki is kidnapped by Light, Mello, Matt, Near, and Beyond, these rich kids who call themselves a Host Club. Meanwhile, L's cases begin hitting a little too close to home. Death Note/Ouran crossover. WARNING: Yaoi, Slash. LxLight, MattxMelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/27/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
For Your Entertainment by FallenAngelChuzlet reviews
My first attempt at a smut story and a Songfic. Basically Ed/Roy smut to the song For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert. So yes, thats boy-on-boy action! If you don't like don't read-you have been warned! Hope it ain't too awful!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Morning Routines by Dlvvanzor reviews
This was our morning ritual, and I still had yet to figure out why we did it. Why, every morning, we had to go through the same script, over and over again, words never changing, tone hardly varying. Oneshot, Light POV. LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
At the mercy of a test tube by Reve a deux reviews
My breathe hitches at the sight before me. Oh God, they are early today Whoever knew that Kyouya indulged in...voyeurism? HikaXKaoXKyo kinky threesome
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
And the Earth Shook Itself to Pieces by Dlvvanzor reviews
As it turned out, Matt wasn't nearly as good at dividing his attention as he had initially given himself credit for. MxM oneshot, FLUFF. Matt POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Youth And Obvious Inexperience by Uakari reviews
Sakura is quickly maturing in Outo - or at least her taste in literature is... However, "taste" is ALWAYS an aquisition and must be delicately nutured and informed by parental figures... Complete and utter Crack!fic
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Sakura, Fai - Complete
That's What Ciel Said by Amaymon reviews
What happens when servants stick there nose in business they shouldn't?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Bathroom Affairs by Baku wa Kira jenai reviews
L keeps bothering Light at To-oh university. The 18 year old gets pissed one day and confronts L about his strange behavior. One thing leads to another and they end up having hot, rough sex on the bathroom floor.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/21/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Strange Weather We're Having by Bodacious-S reviews
This what could have happened in episode 25. Yup, the obligatory Rain/Footrub Scene fic. Probably the first where no one dies. Is gay marriage legal in Japan? WARNING: Yaoi, Slash, LxLight, slight Matsuda/Mello/Near/Matt, crack-ish towards the end.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Where did the Contract Mark go? by mudafish reviews
The contract mark in Cie'ls eye is gone! What will they do? CRACK FIC Randomness ensues.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
How Do You Say I Love a Fish? by Rahar Moonfire reviews
A quick KuroFai lemony two-shot of merman!Kuro and sneaky-kinky!Fai. Enjoy Part 1. This fic IS an M due to the lemon in Part 2.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Windows by graesun reviews
Ed's favorite part about driving? The windows of his car.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
To The Beach by TrueDespair reviews
For You-can't-hear-me-screaming. Sometimes, it's better to agree then to argue; especially when you have a drinking Witch and a happy-go-lucky Mage on your case about going somewhere fun. Oh joy. -Complete-
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Gate of Promises by iTorchic reviews
Ed has been acting strange and Roy and Alphonse decide to team up to find out what is going on. Will they regret what they find? NON-YAOI. Slight AU. Character Death. Rated T. This is just a random idea from my little black book of story plots!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Flamingo fun in physics class by Reve a deux reviews
Pink flamingos and quantum physics don't mix...Or do they? Hikaru X Kaoru: a dash of smut, a pinch of fun and a whole glass of lemon...juice
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Would you like a strawberry? by Reve a deux reviews
OneShot MoriXHani pairing. It all started with a strawberry...SMUTTTT overload. lemon yaoi smut smut smut pwp ?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Mori/Takashi M., Hunny/Honey/Mitsukuni H. - Complete
School's out: Summer Break! by TrueDespair reviews
For Tsubasa-fan. Kurogane couldn't tell who's more insane. His cheerful goof of a boyfriend or the half-painted group of boys who celebrate the start of summer break. -Complete-
Shiritsu Horitsuba Gakuen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
When Mello Works Out by Perryels reviews
Matt goes gay for 45 minutes :DD
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Seeing Red Again by IFeelAliveAgain reviews
Light is sick of being distrusted, and he needs to take out his anger. Who will be there to comfort him? During the memory loss period. T for slight violence and general anger. Yaoi if you tilt your head and close one eye.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Cosplaying Confusion by Bodacious-S reviews
Ryuzaki is missing, and a mysterious, vaguely familiar kid is claiming to be L's successor. Light is ready to rip his hair out. Mello, Matt, and Near are purposely not helping. WARNING: Crazy Wammy boys and Yaoi, Slash - LxLight, MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Listen To The Math by asagohan-no-bento reviews
Yuuko had another miscarriage. Doumeki wasn't even surprised anymore. AU one!shot, Dou/Wata, Yuuko/Clow. M-preg and slight lime. R&R.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/7/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
I Dream of Cheeseburgers by Dlvvanzor reviews
It wasn't Sam's fault that the crappy roadside restaurant was out of both cheese and hamburger meat. It also wasn't Sam's fault that Dean reacted to not getting cheeseburgers the way most people reacted to not getting sex. Sam POV, oneshot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Taste of Chocolate by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello loved chocolate. This, hopefully, was news to no one, because anyone who spent more than a few seconds in his presence would notice the way he treated the confection. MelloxMatt oneshot, Matt POV. Fluff and language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Bet by iTorchic reviews
Flame Bets. They're well known across the country and starts in well known Colonel roy Mustang's office. Come see some of the chaos as the bets unfold! The new bet: Riza Hawkeye can't last a week in a miniskirt. Semi-crack. Rated T. Chaos shall ensue! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Complete
Looking Like Nathaniel by Dlvvanzor reviews
It would be nice if there had been precedence, but no, nothing involving Nathanial was ever simple. Naturally I had to be the first djinni to ever, in the history of djinni, love a human. Oneshot, future fic. Bart POV. BartxNat.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
A Night at the Movies by TrueDespair reviews
AU. For NarutoAddicted95. A loosely sequel to 'A Day at the Mall'. Kurogane is getting dragged somewhere by Fai again. What is he getting himself into now? -Complete-
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Voyeurism by whatsthesymbology reviews
Written for day two of Havoc Week: Spy on Havoc Day. Breda, Fuery, Falman and Roy are getting more than they bargained for when they decide to find out why Havoc only takes showers alone. Voyeurism, masturbation, YAOI. Hints of future Havoc/Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Sandwich by whatsthesymbology reviews
Day one of Havoc Week: Strip Havoc Day! Havoc gets roped into playing strip poker with Roy and Hughes. But was that such a good idea? Anal, oral, threesome, frot, pwp. Hughes/Roy/Havoc.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
The Definition of Unconditional by Dlvvanzor reviews
Really, there's nothing Mello could ever do to scare Matt away. MxM oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Eggs by TrueDespair reviews
For Yashirin. "Smash it." "Ha ha! Oh Kuro-love you're so funny !" "No I mean it; smash it." -Complete-
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
The Game Control by Perryels reviews
Mello has Matt's game control. What's Matt going to do about it?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
It's Too Late by BrokenComatose reviews
The Elrics are finally happy. Alphonse is back in school and Edward has begun teaching at a university about science. As Edward and Alphonse are beginning to press deeper into the incestuous relationship,when Ed begins to act strange. Full Summary Inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Not Meant To Be by BrokenComatose reviews
So for now, I’ll keep my secret to myself. Because, some things just aren’t meant to be.' One-shot; One-sided Elricest; R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
A day at the Mall by TrueDespair reviews
For Sleepy-Wolf. AU. Shopping was never Kurogane's favorite pastime. But that doesn't stop Fai from dragging him to the last place he ever wanted to go. Complete.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Third time's the charm by creepweirdoloser reviews
Roy is trying to persuade Ed to go out with him... Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Enemy by Kitsune Tanaka reviews
Sanji and Luffy talk for a moment, wondering about food.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Sanity Is A Madness Put to Good Uses by Kitsune Tanaka reviews
A series of drabbles, ranging from 100 to 200 words.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Cherry Red by Kaze Kimizu reviews
Matt loves his car. He really, really loves his car. What does he do when Mello catches him appreciating his car? Prompt - Matt/His Car
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Easter at Wammy's by Dlvvanzor reviews
Roger hated Easter. He hated the other holidays for good and valid reasons too, of course, but Easter was special. It was simply impossible to hide eggs from 72 genius children. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Roger - Complete
AizawaxLight Just Doesn't Work by The iPod Addict reviews
A dare by Loves-Chihuahuas. Obviously, Light belongs to L and L ALONE. Why, you ask? Read to find out. But don't say you weren't warned. Warning: terrible crack. AizawaxLight Implied IdexMatsuda
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Light Y., Aizawa S. - Complete
April Fool's day:Not so foolish by TrueDespair reviews
April Fool's day Fic. AU. It's that time of the year again. Will Watanuki celebrate it alone? .Complete.
Crossover - Tsubasa Chronicle & xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - K. Watanuki - Complete
Mello Might be Overprotective by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello has always made it very, very clear to his men what would happen to them if they so much as breathed on Matt. MelloxMatt oneshot, Mello POV. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Why Did You Change? by BrokenComatose reviews
Alphonse's personality begins to change, and Edward begins to worry. Full summary inside; One-shot; Elricest; Dedication fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Awkward Doesn't Cover it by Dlvvanzor reviews
Needless to say, John Winchester was not expecting to come home that night to find his sons having sex. Drabble, mentions of Wincest
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2010 - John W. - Complete
Tangled by Hope4love92 reviews
“Maybe that will teach those boys a lesson.” Warning: Graphic yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Green Lipstick Kisses by TrueDespair reviews
AU. A birthday Fic to Kygirl101 and an early Saint Patrick's day Fic. Kurogane never did like Fai's clothing choices; especially on holidays.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Latex Dreams by whatsthesymbology reviews
Hughes has a dirty little fantasy, and when Roy loses the bet he has no choice but to submit. Explicit yaoi, anal, oral, bondage, spanking.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Youkai, Baby by lawless523 reviews
Gojyo decides youkai!Hakkai isn't too hot to handle. Lemon. One-shot, complete.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Gojyo S., Hakkai C. - Complete
Valentine's Day: What a pain! by TrueDespair reviews
AU.It's valentine's day and Poor Kurogane forgot. Find out what happens next! Rated T for Kurogane's dirty mouth. XD
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
The Notebook by Dlvvanzor reviews
L, for obvious reasons, has always found it endlessly amusing that Light's favorite movie of all time is The Notebook. LxLight. Attack of the fluff! Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Goddamn You, Mikami by ReiMori reviews
What happens to Light after he dies? His past comes back to haunt him, as well as a certain blonde. Rated for crack, cursing, OOC-ness, and cannibalism. Well, just read and you'll understand why.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Following Orders by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello has a scheme to prove that Roger is a homophobe, and, well, Matt might not be opposed to going along with it... MelloxMatt, Matt POV. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
I'm on Top Tonight by The iPod Addict reviews
It's night and Mello and Matt are arguing about something... interesting. Can you guess what it is? What? No, it's not that! Pervert! Rated T: Implied sexual conversation. Dedicated to Matt on his birthday.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Balm for Social Failure by uberneko-zero reviews
L begins to suspect something is missing from his life. He believes the key to be in social interaction- his weak point. At the appearance of the enigma named Light Yagami, he is challenged to rise to the occasion. Yaoi. -some violence & slight non-con-
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 249,452 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 8/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Conversation by TrueDespair reviews
A talk between Allen and Link. All Allen did was ask a question. Bits of AU. Attempted humor.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Allen Walker, Howard Link - Complete
Haunted by FearfulCaptainBiffElderberry reviews
After a night of passion Ciel becomes pregnant. Smut. Crack. Mpreg. My birthday gift to me! I'm soo happy!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,229 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Holiday Extranvaganza by TrueDespair reviews
Want to know how our traveling gang deals what most people do on special days? Well find out here! Bad with summaries. Warning: Yaoi ahoy!
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,752 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Fai, Kurogane - Complete
Surprised by lawless523 reviews
Sanzo can't put up with more of Gojyo's idle chatter. Slash/yaoi. You are warned.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - G. Sanzo, Gojyo S. - Complete
Stray by FlyinGShadoW1314 reviews
YAOI GrimmIchi A/U : Ichigo was walking back from school on a rainy day when he passes an alley and finds Tomcat!Grimmjow injured and unconscious. He decides to take the cat home to the family clinic and patch him up. A series of lemons with some plot. :D
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,808 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
Mistletoe Fun by MirrorFlower and DarkWind reviews
Uhura, Scotty and Chekov are tired of watchign Jim and Spock dance around thier feelings and decide to take matters into their own hands and plan a way to get Spock and Jim to admit to their feelings. Will they get together or drift apart?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A birthday to remember by TrueDespair reviews
It's Ciel's birthday once again and Sebastian wanted to do something special for his young master. R&R please. There is yaoi and yes, It's SebXCiel. First Kuroshitsuji fic. One-shot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
A Chance Encounter by KIRAJUDGESYOU
Ever wondered what a conversation between Sakura and Naruto characters meet up, and have hilarious conversations about hilarious stuff. Rated M for mild Violence, but strong sexual references. Strong sex, yuuri and yaoi references, strong language, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 793 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009
Astral by TalksToSelf reviews
Kurogane's in for a bit of a surprise when Fay decides to use magic in bed.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
The Bond Will Go On by MirrorFlower and DarkWind reviews
Jim is hurt after another mission gone astray. Spock is thinking about how Jim will leave him, either willingly or not and contemplates how love cannot beat death. Can Jim prove him wrong or will Spock give up on their love forever?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sing to Me by Rahar Moonfire reviews
Oneshot: Fai sings a lullaby and Kurogane decides he wants Fai to sing in a more intimate way. KUROFAI You have been warned
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Heartbeat by Iggy McBabyface reviews
For Shici. L leans down to get some cookies and Light gropes him. lightxl lxlight lemon
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Towel by TalksToSelf reviews
in honour of my 19th birthday more schmexy douwata for you
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Sexual Healing by TalksToSelf reviews
Doumeki is sick! Whatever is Watanuki to do!
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
In Training by TalksToSelf reviews
Doumeki. Watanuki. A very crowded train.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/18/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
What Has Become of Us by Zombiegait reviews
DouWata. WARNING: Spoilers for chapters 186. Life continues, but it's nothing like it used to be.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Going Commando by lawless523 reviews
So what does Sanzo wear to bed? Inquiring minds want to know. Featuring the Sanzo ikkou. One-shot, complete.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete
Thank You for the Meal by Zombiegait reviews
DouWata, AU. "My swords are on the line, now swallow, dammit!"
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Yaoi with Gaara! by Bloody.Desert.Rose.13 reviews
Gaara has hot Yaoi smex with the Males from Naruto! Slight Ooc Gaara. 5th Chapter out! Look to see who's fuckin Gaara now! I know it took a long time to update but hopefully I'm still as good as I used to be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,175 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Gaara
My Heart Will Go On by MirrorFlower and DarkWind reviews
Spock has to deal with the loss of his T'hy'la, Jim. As the years pass he still holds on to hope that Jim will one day return to him and do the impossible, just as he has always done before. Spock/Kirk
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Perfect by Zombiegait reviews
DouWata. Doumeki has an overactive imagination and Watanuki is the recurring star.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/3/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Supposed to Have Been by Zombiegait reviews
DouWata, WataYuu. WARNING: Spoilers for chapters 181 onward. This isn't love. This is release.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Threesome by lawless523 reviews
Shuichi and Eiri discuss the possibility of participating in a threesome. Dialogue fic.
Gravitation - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Shuichi S., Eiri Y. - Complete
Dry Ice by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello hits hard. MelloxMatt, Matt POV, abuse. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mello's a Jerk by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello's a jerk- he knows that, thanks- and this time he's finally managed to piss off Matt. If he weren't so desperate to fix it, he would consider this rather an achievement. Mello POV, oneshot. Fluffy MxM.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
French Fries by Zombiegait reviews
DouWata. Doumeki is being frustrating and Watanuki is, one-hundred percent, not in denial. Honest.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Charming by Dlvvanzor reviews
Light and L debate Light's exact sexuality... while in bed. Not horribly graphic. Oneshot. LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/2/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sounds by YouWreckMe reviews
Spock hears unusual noises coming from Kirk's quarters. He decides to investigate and finds the Captain in a very compromising position. K/S slash, lemon-fresh. Ch3 posted.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Love's Proof by Raykaida reviews
Shinobu's jealous of everyone who comes in contact with Miyagi. It's up to Miyagi to prove to his younger lover how much he really loves him. WARNING YAOI! EXPLICIT THEMES. AGAIN IT'S YAOI. MalexMale relationship.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
The Ultimate Death Note Parody by Prince-san reviews
The initial installment in my “Ultimate Parody” series, set on making light of “Death Note”. Misa gets L to kill Rem, L accuses Sayu and Soichiro of being Kira, the unattached Shinigami attend a meeting, Ide fails at romance, and Aizawa accents his afro.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Taste of Normality by Anyjen reviews
For some people, “normality” is something that is ever-present and meant to be avoided at all costs. For Doumeki and Watanuki, it’s a rare treat to be enjoyed whenever it comes by. WataDou
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,022 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Holiday for Two by Raykaida reviews
Nowaki and Hiroki take a trip together....unfortunately they are plagued by disaster WARNING YAOI! EXPLICT THEMES. Already posted on Aarinfantasy. Again it's YAOI...beware!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Night Light by Dlvvanzor reviews
L can't sleep without a nightlight. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Eye Wish by TaintedTeaParty reviews
What happens when Hitsuzen shows Domeki the REAL perks of handing over half his eye...Lovely lemon and OCC-ness within! Come on people! They SHARE an EYE...and YUUKO knows! M for a reason :D
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,323 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/15/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
In Too Deep by BeanieandBella reviews
Is there such a thing as being "in too deep"? Kaoru is about to find out...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Dominating Need by TaintedTeaParty reviews
Just a baby lemon M for a REASON! born from insomnia and the burning question...what happens when Kurogane just can't take it anymore. OCCness, randomness, basically another KuroFai PWP! YAY :D
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,281 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Kurogane, Fai - Complete
Freaky Holic by Hope4love92 reviews
Why did it had to be his body?
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2009 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Ticklish Passion by Twelf Bell reviews
Watanuki has something in his shirt and Doumeki is sure to get it out. no abuse whatsoever. just a saying. DouWata. 401. Rated M for Mini-YAOI ;D COMPLETE.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2009 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Phone Call by dragonmagik reviews
Sasuke gets a very strange phone call.Crack fic!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Downpour by Zombiegait reviews
MoriHaru. It's about time Haruhi outgrew her phobia. This is the last storm she'll fear. Written for a challenge over at the LJ community ouran contest
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Mori/Takashi M., Haruhi F. - Complete
If You Never Fight, You'll Never Win by Zombiegait reviews
Kyouya hates to lose. Mainly because he doesn't. Ever, really. Written for a challenge over at the LJ community ouran contest.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Dreams and Realities by Anyjen reviews
Watanuki was used to dreaming about strange things. He was even used to dreaming about strange people. What he was not used to, was dreaming about *him* in *that* way... and pulling that dream into reality. Last chapter up! WataDou
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,588 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
FullMetal Beach Party by Kitsune Tanaka reviews
Roy, Ed, and everyone from the office go to the beach, but three of them don't see much surf or sand. Rated for explicit malexmale situations.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Bath Time by Raykaida reviews
Nowaki's sick and Hiroki has to look after him, but things don't turn out how Hiroki planned. WARNING YAOI!Explicit themes. Already posted on Aarinfantasy. NowakixHiroki. Again it's YAOI!
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Distractions by Raykaida reviews
Spin-off from my one-shot After Class, this is what Miyagi got up to when he ran out on Hiroki. WARNING! YAOI!. Explicit themes. You've been warned. Already posted on aarinfantasy.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
After Class by Raykaida reviews
A NowakixHiroki oneshot. What happens when Miyagi abandons Hiroki to do all of his work. WARNING! YAOI! Explicit themes. You've been warned. Already posted on aarinfantasy.
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Noise by TalksToSelf reviews
SMUT ALERT Out of the two of them, one would probably assume Watanuki Kimihiro: who was loud and flailed, who couldn’t seem to go five minutes without shouting, screaming or generally being loud in public would be the noisy bed partner...
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/9/2008 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
Driving Lessons by Kitsune Tanaka reviews
Roy teaches Edward how to drive a manual. Rating is for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Only You by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto gets invited to be a model for the Icha Icha chain. Sure that place has a perverted reputation, but it can't be that bad, right? ...too bad Naruto looks like such an adorable uke! PWP, yaoi, EXTREME OOCness - In the form of mega perv Sasuke!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,107 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 177 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kiss Me Red by kkscatnip reviews
Spirit in a dress. // Spirit wondered how he got into these situations, sometimes. Well, no, that was wrong. He didn't wonder how he got into them. He just wondered why he agreed every. damned. time.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe - Complete
Seduction Via IceCream by RedRubyMoon reviews
L/Light Ultra Smutty One-Shot! L invites Light over to taskforce headquarters for the usual prove you're not Kira talks... well until someone spills some Ice-Cream! Smutty Sexy Yaoi Fix!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Practice by BeanieandBella reviews
prac·tice v. To do or perform something repeatedly in order to acquire or polish a skill. ...or in Tamaki and and Kyouya's case... Sex on Kyouya's desk.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
You, me, whipped cream and handcuffs? by BeanieandBella reviews
Poor, unsuspecting Kyouya is peacefully sleeping. But Tamaki has other plans...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Just give me the freaking pen! by AkaneSukishima reviews
Itachi needs to write something down, but can't find his ,"Oh very special", special pen. Deidara won't give it back so Itachi has to go to the store to get another pen. Let's see if he actually makes it to the store without making it a death expirience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
Are we Rivals or Lovers? NaruSasu yaoi lemon by gaaps reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are at a club, and Naruto gets the...upper hand on Sasuke. Things get intense... RATE M FOR SMUT, SEX, SEXUAL SCENES, SEXUALITY, SEX SEX SEX SEX, YAOI etc etc. Kyuubi!Naruto & Sasuke LEMON Please read author's note before reading
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Arguing by SinisterBug reviews
A short, smutty drabble. Yaoi.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
A Perverted Day by MrsRuebeusHagridDursley reviews
Team Seven has a very strange and perverted day...SasuNaru yaoi/slash warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pleasure Without Principals Fullmetal Alchemist by DJRena reviews
Collection of oneshots of slash FMA. Various Pairings, YAOI SLASH
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Hospital by BeanieandBella reviews
When Tamaki is in pain, Kyouya finds a way to distract him from it... Second of our rps/fics.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O. - Complete
The Prisoner by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. Yaoi.BBxLight. Trying to get his degree in criminology, Light decides to interview a brilliant murderer by the name of Beyond Birthday every day for three months. “I will murder your conscience, Light... rape your future, and change your life."
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 257 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Light Y.
Caffeine by blackdragonflower reviews
He was bored. Nothing good ever spawned from his boredom. Those three words, "I'm so bored" always caused trouble, and this time it involved the enemy in white and a not so innocent thing called caffeine. Involves: Matt, Mello, Near
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Away From the Grave by Post Reichenbach reviews
Holmes and Watson, upon attending the funeral of a close friend, are confronted with their own demons and in doing so realize how different they really are both from the past and each other.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
The Case of the Near Miss by Post Reichenbach reviews
After a particularly close call, old guilt and regret resurface as Holmes and Watson realize that Reichenbach is something that cannot be so easily forgotten. Holmes x Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Don't Choke by Kitsune Tanaka reviews
Ed, erm, stuffs his face?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Ototo Aniki Are You Mad? by jewel-shards reviews
Even thought Itachi is brought back to Konoha by Sasuke ... Sasuke is refusing to get along and it just may take lunch at a certain barbecue place to bring them both around. ItaSasu NOT INCEST
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Days When Yuuko Just isn’t Normal by Kagurazaka reviews
An intended collection of one-shots featuring Yuuko... and her slightly crack-ish self.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Yuuko I.
Cloud Nine by Diluted Thoughts reviews
He had no idea how long it had been. She decided that it had been too long. But both could agree that at the moment, time didn't matter. Light/Sayu. Incest.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Light Y., Sayu Y. - Complete
Food for Thought by lechymonk reviews
Ice cream is a rare treat for the ikkou. Goku hates vanilla but Sanzo thinks that maybe Goku just hasn't eaten it the right way. Sanzo/Goku, yaoi, PWP
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2008 - G. Sanzo, Goku S.
Empty by SinisterBug reviews
Zoro is dealing with the mental repercussions of repressed memory from a traumatic incident. The exposure of his secret forces the swordsman and Sanji to reevaluate their relationship. DARK, mentions of NON-CON. Don't read if you're not comfortable!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,085 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Release of Inhibition by SinisterBug reviews
Zoro and Sanji find themselves exploring a more liberal approach with a certain Fire-using older brother.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Things You Say by SinisterBug reviews
Zoro and Sanji start a physical relationship off on the wrong foot. Each thinking the other won't approve, they both try to mend the issue unsuccessfully.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
20 Facts: Light & Sayu by Diluted Thoughts reviews
She would much rather have had a knight in shining armor. Light/Sayu. Incest.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Light Y., Sayu Y. - Complete
The Itch by SinisterBug reviews
Zoro's inability to scratch an itch ends him in a deeper relationship than he wanted or anticipated.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,009 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
What Luck by Vixyfox reviews
When Doumeki and Watanuki are sent on a mission to a practically deserted town and end up having to stay the night, what kind of events can turn out? Well, let's just say they have luck to thank.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2008 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Of Physics And Chemistry by Nilahxapiel reviews
AU. After a one night stand with a beautiful young man, L’s life is turned upside down, especially when he finds out said man is the son of his coworker. LxRaito. Lemons. Now Being Continued.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,020 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - L, Light Y.
Your sweeter LxLight Yaoi fan fic by Alucardsblood reviews
L finds out how sweet Light really can be. This is a Yaoi story GuyxGuy . This was a request from a friend on deviantART hope you like
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/5/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Truth or Dare by blackdragonflower reviews
Truth or Dare? Take your pic. Matt's in for the surprise of his life. He's only been at Wammys a week but he's already getting in too deep. It's just an innocent little game but which will you choose, truth or dare? MattxMello
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Matt, Mello
Here Is The Church by blackdragonflower reviews
Church? Matt can't believe Mello is dragging him there. Then again, why wouldn't the blonde? Apparently church is good for you, or at least that's what Mello tells Matt on a daily basis.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Sensual Innocence by Ren421 reviews
Elricest, EdOC, AlOC. The plain truth of the matter was that from the moment he first saw Al in his rightful body, the man had lusted for him with an almost frightening intensity.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,499 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
You Got Mail by blackdragonflower reviews
Mail. Common everyday thing. Pretty much right? But nobody ever said this Mail was exactly the same... Matt and Mello friendship
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Races by blackdragonflower
It's a beautiful day for the races! Matt and Mello find themselves at the sport to try and relax. Mello runs to the snack bar and leaves Matt wondering where exactly the blonde really went. And then there's this new opprotunity of a lifetime...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Kakashi's Talk by wolfrun1 reviews
When our favorite perverted jounin, Hatake Kakashi, teaches the rookie nine plus three about sex. It won't be pretty, but it will be funny. Pretty damn funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Educational Experience by Nilahxapiel reviews
Crack. Raito and Misa get it on. Ryuuzaki, who is chained to Raito at the time, has something to say about it. Quite a few things, actually.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/23/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Art of Camouflage by Skydark reviews
Food or sex, it's a hard decision. RoyxEd. Yaoi.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,890 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Illumination by Nilahxapiel reviews
It’s hard to be chained to a mass murderer, especially when you’re in love with him.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/26/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by twinklestar120 reviews
The fact that he’s sharing a bed/car/random sidewalk with Ginji every single night happily ensures that no-one else is sharing a bed/car/random sidewalk with Ginji. Ever. BanGinji
Get Backers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Ban, Ginji - Complete
Reflection 2 by wolfrun1 reviews
Sequel to Reflection. You don't have to read the first to understand the second, but you can if you want to. The day after Sasuke's mirror accident, Kakashi wants an explanation. Enjoy the stupidity that is boys with mirrors.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Reflection by wolfrun1 reviews
Does Sasuke know just how good looking he is? Does he even own a mirror? No! Why not! Read to find out why some people just shouldn't see their 'reflection'. One shot. Why so short? Because there's a sequel, duh.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Write Me A Love Note by blackdragonflower reviews
Matt and Mello reflect on how much Valentine's Day sucks, and how overrated the holiday has become. No pairing!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Welcome Home by blackdragonflower reviews
Mello's had a long frustrating day. It's nice to have someone that appreciates you to come home to. Matt Mello friendship.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Stuck In Bed by blackdragonflower reviews
Matt is sick and stuck in bed, which gives him the perfect opportunity to catch up on his videogames, until Mello comes and ruins it. Matt-Mello friendship
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
High Scores by blackdragonflower reviews
Mello gets ahold of Matt's precious videogames as the gamer sleeps. He finds himself curious as to why Matt finds so much enjoyment in the games, and decides to give them a try. MxM shonenai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Feline Fiascos by blackdragonflower reviews
Wammy's gets a cat. Mello ends up finding a strange affection for the cat when the cat doesn't run from him but instead, seeks his attention rather than that of the other children's. Then later on in the night, Matt and Mello go on a kitchen raid.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Anarchic Pals by blackdragonflower reviews
Something has been bothering Mello and he just won't tell Matt what it is. Matt and Mello friendship fic.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
In Heat by hagnes reviews
Just another excuse for Zoro and Sanji to have sex. Innocent cooks shouldn't try out new fruits... one can never know what happens. Hope you like it!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Needs More Salt by TalksToSelf reviews
SMUT ALERT I wish I could say there was a plot... but there's kind of not, just some DouWata smut. Never complain about Watanuki's cooking.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,900 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/7/2008 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by Capriccioso reviews
A chance for Watanuki to finally go on a mission without Doumeki? Like he'd ever pass that up.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/6/2008 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
Dark Illusions by Edward's Alter Ego reviews
Edward finds a homeless little girl and asks Izumi to take care of her. When Izumi tells Ed to babysit her, things go horribly wrong. Violence, blood, character death
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
Legendary Days by Marilena reviews
A parody for usual and crack pairings!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008
Dress Up by blackdragonflower reviews
Mello wants to make Matt happy for his birthday. So he dresses up like Misa Amane, his friend's crush. Matt... is in for quite the birthday surprise. MelloxMatt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Spaghetti by blackdragonflower reviews
Matt and Mello are going out for dinner, for something to get them out of the appartment. Though why, neither really know. Awkward situations, funny ones, friendship. A plate of spaghetti, so harmless... so harmless. Pairing is up to you.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Grammar Nazi by blackdragonflower reviews
Matt is doing a report for History class since he'd procrastinated by playing videogames. Mello sneaks up behind him and gives him a playful scare. Soon, Mello is correcting Matt's gramatical and spelling errors.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Car Wash by blackdragonflower reviews
The Wammy House Orphanage is getting low on fundage, so, Matt and Mello have to wash cars! Short fluffy oneshot story.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Tea Party by blackdragonflower reviews
Mello comes back from a chocolate run to find all of his mafia members drunk, and high. Chaos insues, along with hilarity that Mello doesn't know how to put up with. And what about Matt? Matt is safely tucked away playing videogames, not apart of this w
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Mello - Complete
The Statue by lechymonk reviews
Hakkai and Gojyo are sent on an errand by Sanzo to retrieve a cursed statue. Told not to touch or unwrap the statue, what happens when Gojyo accidently touches it? KenrenHakkai & TenpouGojyo
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Hakkai C., Gojyo S. - Complete
Snow Day by blackdragonflower reviews
It's another day in the Wammy House Orphanage. L has called his successors to him and told them about their new challenge. It's a snowball fight turned war. Two on two, one team against the other. A special day between the successors Mello, Matt, and Near
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2007 - L, Near - Complete
Presents For You by blackdragonflower reviews
What a Hallmark white Christmas, but for Matt and Mello nothing really ever changes. Days pass and Christmas is really, in truth nothing special. Christmas fic. No pairings.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Word of Advice by Diluted Thoughts reviews
“Bear in mind that while these walls appear to be thick, they carry sound quite well.” Seth/Mahaado. Headdressshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Set, Mahado/Mahad - Complete
Miasma by Mikkeneko reviews
Ed can't figure out why everyone seems to be avoiding him.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Edward E., Maes H. - Complete
Comfortable by Mikkeneko reviews
When Edward comes to turn in a report, Mustang is a little worried at how tired he looks. No pairing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Conditioned Response by Mikkeneko reviews
The Gate offers Alphonse Elric a choice: a world where his brother had never been born.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Ignis Fatuus by Mikkeneko reviews
Edward attempts to break apart a chimera made from an animal and a child.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
Make Love, Not Cake by Nilahxapiel reviews
Or do both. At the same time. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/13/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Wings Of Rapture by Ren421 reviews
Elricest. Ed has entered puberty and is stressed by the hormones raging through his body, but refuses to indulge when Al can’t.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Didn't mean to do that by AthenAltena reviews
Any film production is difficult and bound to have bloopers, but when you add spirits, monsters and witches into the equation all the more so. Rating for language and some mature themes, spoilers up to volume 12.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2007
Complete And Utter Nonsense by Nilahxapiel reviews
Raito can do anything better than L...this fic is on CRACK, HEROINE, LSD and every other thing that kills brain cells. But I think it's funny.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Of light by Kori123 reviews
Ever wonder where Hoenhiem got his name? Quick oneshot on the behind story...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Hohenheim, Edward E. - Complete
Game by sillyusagix3 reviews
PWP, yaoi, incest, lemon. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Intoxication:Chapter 10 Incubus by enbii reviews
Like Incubus, Envy can rape people in sleep.EnvyRoy. Rape!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Envy, Roy M. - Complete
It's Not Alright by AthenAltena reviews
Sometimes it's alright to be weak.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2007 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
LSpace Strikes Back by Phorcys reviews
Discworld Crossover. In the deepest, darkest corners or Yuuko's store room something stirs. 'glingeglingeglinge'
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete