pinkplasticpenhide bio
Hello there! Welcome to my author page. No, there's not much here. Just a list of my favorite ff.net stories at the moment. But when I get around to it, I'll post some of my better attempts at fanfiction here so I can be a legitimate author (whoo!). My name is Patti. I'm a high school freshman withaparticularly annoying affection for ellipsises (ellipsi?). I don't write much fanfiction (original fiction is easier, in my opinion), but I have tried a few random stories, mostly from weird and generally unexplored viewpoints. I'm a major science fiction/fantasy buff, and I've recently discovered an interest in psychology. I got a 30 on the ACT test when I took it last December and I'm planning on taking it at least once more. When I actually graduate from High School (gah, it seems like that's so far away!), I'm planning on applying to several expensive colleges. Tutition donations would be muchly appreciated. . I don't have much of a social life, but that's okay. I've got all I need right here--a computer, one of those cool curvy keyboards, a big glass of water and a box or two of yummy ranch-flavored TLC crackers. They ish very yummy. Mostly, I'm interested in the big hairy mess known as the Harry Potter fandom. That monster has taken up more of my time lately than anything I've ever known. It sounds completely idiotic and fannish, but it's very, very addicting. As most of you know. Anyway, I like to explore the backstories behind characters we know little about. I've written stories about Rita Skeeter, her photographer, Molly Weasley, Hermione's parents...the actual characters don't really interest me for some reason. Unless, of course, I'm completely rewriting their backstory. Then they're fun. I'm also a dabbler in the fandoms of: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Stargate, Blackadder, X-men, Invader Zim, Moulin Rouge, and various other fandoms. CatCF is my main secondary fandom, and I love it alot. You haven't lived until you've really thought about the factory and tried to create extra rooms and backstory for it. That's really all I have to say. If you're still reading this, especially considering I have nothing uploaded, I congratulate you. congratulates you |
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Time Changes a Person by XyBulmaXy reviews
(Updated) A young man, pushed by his peers for a vacation, is finally going back to his home that he left behind. Time is always changing, so do people and their decisions...Sequel to Feelings by Poetry. (I am going to try to give this story some closure...I do not have a beta, if anyone is interested, let me know)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 12/9/2005
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 369,410 - Reviews: 15619 - Favs: 12,606 - Follows: 12,224 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Through the Walls by enahma reviews
Third (last) part of the complete HDH trilogy. Post GoF. Snape is Obliviated, Sirius is a Squib, Hermione is grieving, the war turns even crueller and Quietus is struggling to regain his lost happiness - again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,507 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 8/20/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4838 - Favs: 5,072 - Follows: 3,598 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Thrice The Tabby Cat Hath Mew'd by Amandah Leigh reviews
ON HIATUS, possibly permanently, with my apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,526 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 11/28/2004 - [Albus D., Minerva M.]
Influence by Sappho's Ghost reviews
Brittany is perpetually cast as the dumb blonde, but the reasons behind her demeanor are more complex than that. She looks back on her childhood, her relationship with Santana, and the life-altering effects the decisions of her youth had on her future.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,949 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 3,873 - Follows: 2,672 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
The Changer by Vingilot reviews
Harry Potter has been missing since he was eight. Now, seven years later, Severus Snape has a one night stand that just doesn’t seem to end. How long will they be able to keep their secrets? HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 97,320 - Reviews: 4290 - Favs: 4,912 - Follows: 5,119 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3539 - Favs: 4,531 - Follows: 3,879 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
In This World For You by SnapesFavorite reviews
The night Lily and James are killed, Dumbledore asks for Severus's promise to give up his own destiny in order to protect Harry's life. Severus agrees, but when he meets his husband from the future, he's forced to break his word. HPSS Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 204,048 - Reviews: 3185 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 3,522 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Things Between Us by Growly Genet reviews
What if Dib really had given up chasing Zim? Years in the future, this one small choice has had dramatic consequences. -Completed- -Now with a sneak peek for "Penumbra"-
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,909 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3595 - Favs: 6,366 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
His Nightmare by LeviosaFlight reviews
Discontinued. Kikumaru Eiji has faced many opponents on the court, but now he is about to face one like no other - Leukemia.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,428 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Kikumaru E. - Complete
Tis the Season by Sailor Grape reviews
HPSS slash.. It may have been a coincidence. It may have been fate. It may very well have been a conspiracy. No parties involved had the guts to chalk it up to a Christmas miracle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Harry P., Severus S.
Chocociology by fxkoala reviews
Alternate Universe of CatCF movie in which Mister Willy Wonka never held his Golden Ticket contest. A very ordinary and usual boy bumps into a very extraordinary and unusual man.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 147,634 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 10/6/2005
Being a Big Brother by Azumizai reviews
DISCONTINUED :: Set Two Weeks after end of 2005 Movie, Wonka is finding he feels like family to Charlie, and he has big plans for them and the factory. But first, things must go wrong, and the press must get involved. Chapter Summaries Inside.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,480 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Complete
Memory by Springfall reviews
Late at night, memories haunt Miguel. Migulio. ADULT.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
As You Wish by Darth Stitch reviews
A Snarry Fairy tale. This is a spoof of the Princess Bride. HPSS slash. UPDATED again!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,775 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Ultimate Serendipity by Sailor Grape reviews
HPSS slashy PWP... While on vacation, Severus visits an apothecary and happens across a certain someone... whom he hadn't seen in almost a decade. Straightup, cotton candy fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
1,000 Paper Cranes by Toasted Marshmallow reviews
They say if you make 1,000 paper cranes, you'll get your wish... but what if the wish is impossible? InuKai.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,456 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Complete
Scars by FallingSilver reviews
Fuji Shusuke is the tensai of Seigaku, and he is perfect. But Echizen Ryoma finds out that he is hiding a flaw. [FujiRyo oneshot. For Ishka.]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/17/2006 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S. - Complete
Christmas with the Kikumarus by Smicc reviews
Future fic. Eiji is keeping a secret from his parents and when his sister brings home her new boyfriend things come to head. There is yaoi not anything graphic. Golden Pair.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,029 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
Nine Months and Counting by PlayerPiano reviews
After three years of marriage, Victor and Victoria are expecting a new addition to the Van Dort clan.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,324 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3130 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Victor's Mistress by PlayerPiano reviews
Something quite interesting regarding Victor and Victoria's marriage is unearthed. Oneshot.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
Phantasmagoria by Springfall reviews
A question no one can answer, answered. Oneshot. Warning: Character death. LucyTumnus. Enjoy!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Complete
The Curious Death of Mr Tumnus by Springfall reviews
COMPLETE! With a little help from the White Stag, Lucy and Tumnus learn that love truly does conquer all. LucyTumnus romance and a little bit of angst.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,647 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2431 - Favs: 5,259 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
When I Come Back to You by FallingSilver reviews
It’s been five years since Ryoma entered the U.S. Open and shocked the world with his talent. When he finally returns to Japan, he finds more than a few surprises waiting for him. [Lots of pairings.] Ch. 25: The ending, plus an epilogue.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,375 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
It Happens to All of Us by PlayerPiano reviews
Victor's back in the Land of the Dead. Only this time he's 83 years old, and has a lot of catching up to do.
Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,546 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
An Afternoon in the Parlor by PlayerPiano reviews
Sometimes you're better off not knowing what your beloved is thinking about. Oneshot.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Victor V., Victoria E. - Complete
Grimm Tales from Down Below The Grim Family Tree by Sonic Rose reviews
Inspired by the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, and the Grim Tales from Down Below, by Bleedman, in which Mandy and Grim are apparently married. So how did that come to be? This is my explanation of how a... romance... began.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
Braces I Hate the Most by MaRaMa-TSG reviews
[CatCF 2005, Post movie] Charlie needs braces but Wonka doesn't like the idea. No romance and pairings of any kind, just the fun a mentor and a heir can have.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,386 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 8/23/2005
Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave reviews
AU, eventual HPDM slash, very Slytherin!Harry. Harry's twin Connor is the Boy Who Lived, and Harry is devoted to protecting him by making himself look ordinary. But certain people won't let Harry stay in the shadows... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,263 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 5,946 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Time For Me by EmySabath reviews
Voldemort has a plan to catch Harry out of bounds and cast a spell to send him back two hundred years, but all does not go as planned and Harry isn't as gone as he'd thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,741 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 3,214 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stonewall High by SpitefulPixiDust reviews
When Harry Potter moves to America with his abusive relatives, can his charming nature break through a snobbish Draco Malfoy's defenses? AU, HPDM, rated R for future swearing, abuse, smoking, and general...stuff. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,799 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Resonance by SarahtheBardess reviews
What if there were books in Harry Potter's world that were as interesting and as popular as the Harry Potter books are for us? Sixth year fic, post OotP. Now abandoned, but finished in summary form.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,520 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004
Pink by AbstractConcept reviews
Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kept Behind by LAXgirl reviews
Harry just wants to be a normal teenager, but it seems he can't even die normally. So what's a 15 year old wizard to do when he suddenly finds himself as an incoporeal spirit no one else can see or hear except his least favorite Potions Master? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,233 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Spring Haze by analine reviews
COMPLETE - Eiji found that when it came down to it, he just couldn’t accept being apart from Oishi. OishiEiji, shounen-ai, yaoi, angst, and college.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,980 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3805 - Favs: 3,963 - Follows: 984 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Yorkshire Puddings by Karina4 reviews
Harry-Draco AU. One-Shot. Non-magic. After an unexpected encounter in a supermarket, Harry’s Christmas takes an interesting turn of events.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,361 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 137 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Verisimilitude by Sailor Grape reviews
HPSS slash:: When Severus is poisoned, the search for an unknown cure undergoes as his body is put into a stasis. Five years later he is brought back to find that his entire world has been turned upside down--by Harry Potter! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,233 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Not Myself by Terion reviews
AU fic. Harry Potter is left as an orphan on the streets of London. Yet when he finds himself in the home of a family of wizards, he finds that he's a wizard. And not just any wizard... ( A/N: I started writing this story over going on 17 years ago - as of 2019 - when I was in high school. Yes, it has errors & plot holes. No, I am not fixing them in this version. )
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 184 - Words: 416,441 - Reviews: 5286 - Favs: 3,298 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 6/1/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mine by Gillian Middleton reviews
Against his better judgement Severus Snape let a part of himself be used in a spell six years earlier. Now the consequences of his actions cannot be avoided any longer and Snape finds himself the father of a five year old boy-Harry Potter! Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 479 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
H is for Helga by Draegyn reviews
Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,399 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 211 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Recnac Transfaerso by Celebony reviews
In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,216 - Reviews: 4664 - Favs: 6,062 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2004 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.