¿So... you want to learn about TheLightsEternity?

Name: Is the answer (whips out calculater) 1,286,527,948?

Age: Well, i was once lost underwater in a cave and i was down there for so long waiting for a merman to come and get me when i suddenly relized those don't exist so i had to then wait for spongebob to come and get me but it turned out birds can breath underwater so this mailbox had to rescue me instead.

Gender: in case you couldn't tell, i'm a female.

Location: Well, the reason i got lost in that underwater cave is because i live in your basement, you need to fill in that cave that is under the mat by the outside door, people can fall in them and get lost.

Now that i told you the basics and you know my deepest darkest secret, i'm gonna go and read some fanfiction. you better have a good story or else im gonna have the cookie monster go to your house and eat all your banana's.

oh and since i love quotes and i'm feeling unbelievably generous today, i'll share a poem with you and a bunch of awesome quotes.

Emily Dickinson

HOPE is the thing with feathers

That perches in the soul,

And sings the tune without the words,

And never stops at all,

And sweetest in the gale is heard;

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And sore must be the storm

That could abash the little bird

That kept so many warm.

I ’ve heard it in the chillest land,

And on the strangest sea;

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Yet, never, in extremity,

It asked a crumb of me.

Quotes!!

-- "The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper."

-- If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression

-- Instant gratification takes too long.

-- Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.

-- There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

-- Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy... so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!

-- Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

-- I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the heck did my ceiling go?!

-- I hear voices... They said they don't like you.

-- I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.

-- Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.

-- Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

-- Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it.

-- Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.

-- That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

-- Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

--"The point of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." - General George Patton