Um... Hi? There's really nothing to say( actually write, but whatever).

Well, actually there are a few things:

1. Harry Potter is my life!

2. I HATE the shipping Harry-Hermione

3. I am a total Potternerd. When I mean total, it means that I'm basically obsessed by anything that has to do with Harry Potter.

4. I'm a Slytherdor( a gryffindor-slytherin, for you slow ones)

I also say many things like, for example:

You say "Go to Hell" I say "Go kiss a Dementor"
You say football, I say quidditch
You say "You know who" I gasp and say "Voldemort?"
You say Mars, I say Pigfarts
You say paparazi, I say Rita Skeeter
... ... You say childhood, I say Harry Potter
You say depression, I say "The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate."
You say Hitler, I say Voldemort
You say school, I say Hogwarts
You say, "I'm going to kill you!", I yell, "Avada Kedavra!"
You say, "Long live the queen." I say, "Long live J.K. Rowling."
You say b, I say,"Butt Trumpet"
You say, "My dog ate my homework." I say, "Those bloody Nargles stole my homework again!"
You say hot, I say supermegafoxyawesomehot
You say epic, I say Harry Potter
You say, "I'm telling!" I say, "Wait until my father hears about this."
You say coke, I say butterbeer
You say Kristen Stewart, I say Emma Watson
You say Edward Cullen, I say Cedric Diggory
You say Bella, I say Bellatrix
You say prison, I say Azkaban
You say socks, I cry and exclaim, "Dobby!"
You say OMG! I say Merlin's beard!
You say superpowers, I say magic
You say car, I say broom/apparation/floo powder
You say anything HP related, I drop what I'm doing and join the conversation
You say Gandalf, I say Dumbledore
You say rock/pop/country/rap, I say Wizard Rock
You say love, I say Always
You say death, I say the next great adventure
You say contacts, I say glasses
You say ginger, I say Weasley
You say, "I found it." I say, "I'm a Hufflepuff. Of course I freakin' found it."
You say toad, I say Umbridge
You say rich, I say Draco Malfoy
You say know it all, I say Hermione Granger
You say tattoo, I say lightning scar
You say gun, I say wand
You say seriously, I say Siriusly
You say Fred, I break down in tears
You say twins, I say Fred and George
You say Taylor Lautner, I say Zefron
You say "Twilight is better than Harry Potter." I say "You must not tell lies."
You say life, I say Harry Potter.

You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter when:

You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

The wand order mistake in GoF drove you crazy, and even after it was "corrected" you still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.

You point at normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these Muggles dream up!"

You collect plugs.

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible.

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

You watched "Love, Actually" because two minor Harry Potter actors were in it.

You were reduced to tears when you finally had Book 5 in your hands.

You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions.

You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders, hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

You yell into the "fellytone."

You get emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

You say "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

You name all of your pets after HP characters.

You get into heated arguments over how much gel Tom Felton had in his hair in the first two movies.

You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1979 and Ron's birthday is March 1, 1980 even though it was never said in the books.

You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and no one has any idea who you're talking about.

You went out and bought the latest editition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "Muggle".

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"

You count the days until you're old enough for your Apparation license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving.

Harry Potter taught me that some things are worth dying for.

Ron Weasley taught me that believing in yourself is a hundred times more powerful than luck.

Hermione Granger taught me that an education is a girl’s best asset, even if it doesn’t make you many friends.

Severus Snape taught me to never, ever, ever judge someone.

Rubeus Hagrid taught me that anything can be cute with the right perspective.

Ginny Weasley taught me that bold is beautiful.

Lily Potter taught me that a mother’s love is the strongest force on earth.

Remus Lupin taught me that fear is the only thing I should be afraid of.

Dolores Umbridge taught me that education with a political agenda is a terrible, terrible thing.

Sirius Black taught me that the ones we love never truly leave us.

Albus Dumbledore taught me that good people are not always good.

Draco Malfoy taught me that bad people are not always bad.

Neville Longbottom taught me that courage is standing up for what’s right, even when you’re scared out of your mind.

Luna Lovegood taught me that weird is wonderful.

Dobby taught me that freedom is a gift.

Lucius Malfoy taught me that no amount of money, pomp, or circumstance will buy you true friends.

Fred & George Weasley taught me that sometimes all you need is a good laugh.

The Dursleys taught me that a world without imagination is a dull and dreary place.

Arthur Weasley taught me that an good sense of curiosity and a bit of obsession can be healthy.

Fleur Delacour taught me that true love is not based on appearance.

Molly Weasley taught me that a happy family is not measured in gold.

Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that hatred and prejudice rot your mind and can turn even the most beautiful person into a monster.

Kreacher taught me that if you want to get to know a man, look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

Cho Chang taught me that rebound relationships almost never work.

Nymphadora Tonks taught me to love myself, no matter what I look like.

Percy Weasley taught me that, in the end, no career is worth sacrificing your family.

Sybill Trelawney taught me that you cannot change the past, only the future.

Lavender Brown taught me that physical relationships only last for so long.

Peter Pettigrew taught me that rats do not make good friends.

Nicholas Flamel taught me that to the well-prepared mind, death is but the next great adventure.

Minerva McGonagall taught me that a good cause is worth fighting for at any age.

Hedwig taught me that the love we have for our pets is very real.

Lord Voldemort taught me that a life without love is barely living.

J. K. Rowling taught me that the stories we love will always be with us.

Until the very end.