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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

I have a passion for literature and different anime so the combination of the two is (almost) always amusing! Also fan fiction is, in my opinion, an excellent way to develop writing skills. So I'll be uploading works slowly, but would appreciate reviews. Thanks.

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Ephemeral by RosieBrie reviews
While grocery shopping with his sensei one day, Genos runs into Metal Bat and Zenko, triggering a chain of memories of the life he'll never get back. (Short One-Shot) Cover art was created by my magnificent friend @abbythegatekeeper on tumblr!
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2016 - Genos - Complete
Firsts by SandUnicorn reviews
A compilation of stories about how Temari and Kankuro get to know and discover new things about Gaara in their newfound relationship with him.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro
How to Make Friends by lilkyonkyon reviews
Hinata didn't think that Gaara was trying to be her friend. She was too scared to think period. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Hinata H., Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Drifting by ncfan reviews
SUNA. The old poet says 'Fear death by water.' In the parched lands, it is considered more practical to fear death by sand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Yashamaru, Gaara, Karura, Rasa
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
Wishes by MaliBiser reviews
There were moments when Ino would wonder if it paid off to lose a friend to get a boy. Ino/Sakura friendship oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Sleepless Nights by Cyanidespiderbites reviews
Yashamaru is uncertain of who he is supposed to hate. He can't sleep, because Gaara never sleeps. Yashamarus inner turmoil as he slips further into a temporary state of madness and depression. Psychological angst. Infant Gaara. Preseries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Yashamaru, Gaara, Karura - Complete
Moonlight Talk by MaliBiser reviews
Gaara often wondered how he could ever repay Naruto for all he had done for him, but all the young Kazekage needed to do was offer a few right words at the right time. Gaara/Naruto friendship oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Thread and Cotton by sweet-and-simple reviews
Gaara-kun had a hole where his heart would have been, had he been alive. AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Sky Runs Red by firefly reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
The Hero Instinct by MaliBiser reviews
Uchiha Itachi, the latest addition to Akatsuki's numbers, is passing a village with his recently-acquired partner when suddenly the remains of his compassion are put to a test. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Eye of the beholder by DarkIthil reviews
For once everything is reversed. For once Rock Lee is the one having questions, and Gaara is the one trying to find answers. Not slash. Friendship fic! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Remorse by MaliBiser reviews
What do you do when you feel nothing, and you should feel awfully plenty? GaaTema family one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Verbal Venom by Kisekilotus reviews
The pen is mightier than the word, and the tongue is more caustic than acid. And sometimes the brain fails to inform the tongue that there is more to a person than their outer appearance. ONESHOT Gaara,Choji,Lee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
The Colours They Deceive by Geiera reviews
Zim vanished on a Tuesday.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Dib - Complete
Caught You on the Flip Side by firefly reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
A Purpose by Valkyrie Vamp reviews
Everyone needs a purpose in life. After seeing each other for the first time since their fateful fight, Lee and Gaara must face the fact that they both nearly lost everything to each other. Not slash but feel free to wear goggles.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Life In Stages by foxfictionffn reviews
Says he, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet." Moving through a lifetime, often we become what people name us.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Bantam Eden by firefly reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Quotidian by firefly reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
AN: Dry Winds by ZenosParadox reviews
The trials of Baki, master of Wind Sword and Sensei to Gaara, Kankuro and Temari. Ch 1 Team Baki Forms Ch 2 Becoming Tools Ch 3 Emotional Training Ch 4 Finding Identities Ch 5 Adventures in Nightingale Country Ch 6 Losing the Tomboy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,519 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Baki, Kankuro - Complete
Unheard by Incognito Temptation reviews
Gaara neglects his paperwork after a certain disturbance... [Drabble]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Gaara - Complete
Refraction by serenphoria reviews
Change is hard. For Kankuro, seeing it might be even harder. A Sand Sibs fic. [After the Sand-Sound invasion. Companion piece to "Firelight"]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Jaundiced Eye by firefly reviews
After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Mornings by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Because Gaara is always there in the mornings. Gen sandsibs bondingfic, completed oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,152 - Follows: 252 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Protocol by foxfictionffn reviews
Temari goes to have a talk with Gaara about the future. Post time skip.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 94 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Blood Breakdown by Juno42 reviews
Gaara is becoming ill, and Temari isn't sure why. She calls on a genius for help. Sequel to Step On A Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,846 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Gaara, Temari
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Step On A Crack by Juno42 reviews
After returning from the disaster at the Chuunin Exams, Kankuro helps relieve some of Gaara's pain. Not Slash! First fic. Rated for mild language. Works as a oneshot, but may add to it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Complete
Midnight Snack by SaturnOolaa reviews
Back in Hidden Sand, Kankurou and Temari... are starting to worry about Gaara's eating habits. The question is, why? Spoilers up to the end of the Chuunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Mother by SaturnOolaa reviews
Yashamaru visits his sister during the third trimester of her pregnancy. Spoilers for Gaara's origin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Gaara - Complete
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Where the Wounded Lay reviews
This story will have no pairings, unless it's light Temari and Shikamaru, and will focus on the sharp contrast between Gaara and those he considers his friends. It will also focus on his struggle to remain human. It'll have pretty much everyone from the Sand as well as Shikamaru, Lee, Tenten, Kiba, Ino, and Choji being present.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 112,623 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/27/2018 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro
Minor Character Story Time
It's so late I shouldn't be uploading this. This is basically my excuse for more of Gaara's horrible childhood memories; because those are always 'fun'. Includes the characters: Tsuchino, Ran, Nurui, and Kayui from the Third Division and is set pretty early in the Fourth Great Ninja War. Gaara is tagged because the story is about him, but he doesn't personally show up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Ocean
This is a very specific type of writing style best depicted by A Step From Heaven by An Na. That book is amazing, it's definitely worth a read. It is a memory from a three year old Gaara spending a day with Yashamaru. Might be a little sad at the end. Note: Sukoshi Kaze means Little Wind
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Gaara, Yashamaru - Complete
Hollow Bones reviews
This is a one-shot with some bonding/story time between Temari and Tenten. Takes place after the Fourth Great Ninja War. Although Gaara and Kankuro are tagged, they are only mentioned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Tenten, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete