Hello! I'm Elizabella, but you can call me Zabs.

I'm a huge fan of Ninjago, Harry Potter and A Very Potter Musical (AVPM) and A Very Potter Sequel (AVPS).

So now, here are my favourite quotes from AVPM/AVPS!!

Harry Potter Quotes (AVPM)

What are you, nuts? Beautiful? More like supermegafoxyawesomehot! She's the hottest girl I've ever met. She's far more attractive, far more appealing, far more interesting than any girl. That I know. In my immediate group of friends.

Oh my God, I have to fight a goat? I don't think I can do that morally...

You're like this guy, that's just-- around, all the time, when I don't need a guy around. You're this spare guy, all the time, this spare dude. You're SUCH a SPARE!

I don't want my life to be like Spiderman 3, I hated that movie.

Thanks Hermione.

I'll take you down to Winnipeg... THAT'S IN CANADA!

Ron Weasley Quotes (AVPM)

RACIST SISTER!

Maybe you'll just have to fight like Mushu from Mulan or something...

Ugh, this competition is gonna suck...all these dragons are wimps...Accio Doublestuf...OHMIGOD MONSTER! Is that yours? Ohmigod, it's awesome, let me hold it.

It's just every time I look at her I get pains in my chest, and I just know it's her fault, that bitch...!

That is a BOSS Zefron poster.

You guys, go get snacks. Oh shit, we barricaded the door.

Draco Malfoy Quotes (AVPM)

Did someone say Draco Malfoy?!

Am I bleeding?

Ha Oh, I've finally beaten you didn't I Potter! What do you say to that huh? I'm the champion this time!

GO HOME TERRORIST!

Dumbledore? Pfft! What an old coot! He's nothing like Rumbleroar. Rumbleroar is the Headmaster at Pigfarts. He's a lion. Who can talk.

Hahaha, hahaha. Now you're just being cute. I can't GO to Pigfarts, Potter. It's ON MARS. You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this! Look at this! It's Rocketship Potter! Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!

C'mon, let's go watch Wizards of Waverly Place!

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school? Hermione Granger. You know what I'd give her on a scale of one to ten, with one as the ugliest and ten as the prettiest? I'd give her an 8... 8.5... or a 9... but not... NOT over a 9.8. Because there is always room for improvement. Not everyone is perfect, like me. I'm holding out for a 10. Because I'm worth it.

I WANT HERMIONE GRANGER! And a rocketship...

How did you idiots get captured? You were invisible!

Come on, I'm tired. Can't we just be Death Eaters?

If this homemade Dark Mark won't convince you...

Squirt?? Never mind, I'l stay dehydrated.

Pigfarts, Pigfarts, Here I come. Pigfarts, Pigfarts, Yum, Yum, Yum...

Albus Dumbledore Quotes (AVPM)

So basically, I've being putting everyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, a bad guy into Slytherin and the others can go wherever the hell they want.

What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

Hermione Granger, shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting. 20 more points. God... for the cleverest witch of your age you really can be a dumbass sometimes. Ten points to Dumbledore!

Are you kids ready to fight a DRAAAAGON? Of course you aren't, you're just children - what the hell am I thinking?

Puff the Magic Dragon, Figment the Imaginary Dragon, The Reluctant Dragon, And for you, Potter... the Hungarian Horntail, the most terrifying thing you'll ever see in your whole life!

Mrs. Granger, you have to have learned by now that when one of you has gots a problem, all three of you has gots a problem. What would Zac Efron say at a time like this? 'We're all in this together...'

Severus Snape Quotes (AVPM)

What the devil is going on heeerre?

And remember, a portkey can be a seemingly harmless object, like... a football, or... a dolphin.

[in response to "Can a person be a portkey?"] No, that's absurd. Because then if a person were to touch themselves... (stares at Ron) ...they would constantly be transported into different places.

Ahhh, ginger!

Good! I'll be in the drawing room, painting a picture of the stupid looks on your faces.

Malfoy, you coward! Ten points from Gryffindor!

My wiiiieeeneeerrrrrr!

Why, that's absurd.

What the devil is going on heerree? Woah, deja vu, I'm sorry. eeeee?

Voldemort Quotes (AVPM)

You gotta roll over, I can't sleep on my tummy.

Well, I believe everything has its place. Muggles have their place. Mudbloods have their place. And so do your clothes. Namely, A DRESSER!

Yes, I know, Quirrell! I hear everything you hear!

When I rule the world, I'll have...SNAKES

'Cause usually I just kill people who try to get me to open up...oops.

You know Quirrell, I've really grown attached to you... no pun intended.

Ughh...now two people are mad at me!

What do you want with a rocketship? What business do you have on Mars?

Voldemort out, bitches.

And you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn't... It just makes them dead.

Quirrell, 'ok' is wonderful!

Kill the spare!

Professor Quirrell Quotes (AVPM)

When I rule the world I'll plant flowers!

And you have no friends, hey that's a surprise!

Others (AVPM)

I can't believe I couldn't figure out the countercurse was just 'Unjellify.'

I wish that I could say that it was me, because I feel that I love Zefron the most... but it was definitely a voice coming from within this room.

AVPM FUNNY CONVERSATIONS

Did He Just Say Dragon?

Snape: And the dragons have all been set for feeding time

Harry: Did he just say dragon??

Snape: Did you just say, 'Did he just say dragon?'

Dumbledore: I must have, because anyone else hiding in this room would have known to SHUT UP, Potter

Bomb Appetite

Dumbledore: Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I've ever met. Severus Snape is trying to kill Harry Potter just about as much as he is trying to kill me!

Snape: Oh why, Professor Dumbledore, I just happened to be in the kitchen and made you this delicious sandwich.

Dumbledore: Oh, why thank you, Severus! You see, Granger? How thoughtful.

Snape: Here you are, Professor. Bomb Appetite! I mean, bone appetite. Do do do do do do.

Sandwich starts ticking and there is a clear stick of dynamite in it*

Hermione: Uh, is that sandwich ticking?

Dumbledore: It looks licking. Finger licking good!

Hermione: Uh, Professor, I don't think you should eat that sandwich.

Dumbledore: Granger, you outta listen to Snape more often, you might even get a sandwich out of him, I don't know.

Hermione grabs the explosive sandwich and throw it off stage, as Dumbledore protests*

Dumbledore: Granger, what the hell? Granger, what are you doing?

Bomb is heard exploding*

Dumbledore: You doggone exploded my sandwich!

Sneezing Turban

Quirrell's turban sneezes*

Dumbledore: Did your turban just sneeze?

Quirrell: Wh-what? N-no.

Dumbledore: I could've sworn I heard a sneeze coming from your direction, but your mouth wasn't moving.

Quirrell: No, that was simply a fart, excuse me.