Age: Younger than I look, older than I act.

Type: Slightly human

Model: Girl

Location: Neither here nor there, but everywhere (aka California)

State of being: Hallucinating from a caffeine overdose

Sorry. I sound like a derp. But that's what being sustained on caffeine and sugar does to a person.

Song of the Week:

I Do Adore - Mindy Gledhill

What can I say? I have a soft spot for adorable songs.