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"That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?"
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This is me updating my profile. I made it interesting. Go all the way to the bottom for story-related news. (Updated as of 9/20/08)

9/20/08

I hate it when other authors do this, but now I see why they need to at times. I will be taking a hiatus from fanfiction writing. When I will be back, I do not know. So please, no more e-mails threatening/begging me to update kthx. I apologize to my readers & I hope that I will be made available to get back to what I love doing the most! If you add me on LJ, you might be able to catch drabbles and random drawings here and there.

All my Love,

Zana

7/15/08:

I'm on summer vacation! Which means I should start updating again. They'll be slow updates however, due to the fact that it's summer vacay. And that I have a job and obligations. I'm going to update my Naruto fics in accoradance to how badly the readers want a certain fic updated, so make sure to VOTE! Number one on my update list thus far is I Don't Dance, followed by the Crack!Cafe, so expect updates of those ficlets soon.

Hi, I'm, Forever Yours Zana, hear me roar (mewls). I aim to please. Somtimes.

I have this bad habit of getting attacked by plot bunnies, starting a fic, and then not finishing it. My early fanfiction sucks so bad (I was younger and a neo-fangirl, but no more!), that I really want to rewrite them all but I'm too lazy. Which is why most of my old/sucky fics get discontinued.

I went to Otakon '07 (my first anime convention) and I loved it. I cosplayed a random Naruto-wannbe ninja, bought a SEME/UKE paddle and I cosplayed L from Death Note and was hancuffed to a sexy Raito. Anyone going to Otakon '08 should hit meh up. The cosplay this year starts with an N and ends with a aruto. =P

THANK YOU TO ALL REVIEWERS, story alerts, and favs! I appriciate your thoughts and comments like whoa.

Feel free to send me an e-mail or something, I'll respond for sureeee! I love making new friends! Oh, and people who give me fan art will most definately get the bestest one-shot ever written by me by a couple of their chocie, hint, hint, hint. I can also do a fic for fic exchange. XD.

I will be writing in the fandom that has captured my intrest the most at the moment (which just so happens to be Naruto. I'm also pretty much write shonen ai/yaoi, but I can do hetro/yuri couples as well when I see fit...as in if I like the idea of the couple...I'm very picky.

Fic Info:

The Dancer and the Puppy: See, Zana is capable orf writing het! Jou/Anzu. COMPLETED

Joey And Kaiba in a Nutshell: A humor piece, of Jou and Kaiba! COMPLETED

Simply Fanscinating: A romantically, slightly dark Yami/Jou piece. COMPLETED

Sure Thing: Yami's a loser, and he's friends with Bakura the slut and Malik aka Layla. He soon gets a small makeover and develops a crsuh on the one and only Seto Kaiba! What happens next? You have to read to find out! (DISCONTINUED, my apologies)

One Test Starts a War: Evil teachers, the gang breaks up, Yami beats Kaiba on a test and they kiss! That's all in only the first chapter! This has to be the weirdest fic I wrote! Chock full of humor and such, like watching a screwed up lost episode of Yu-Gi-Oh! (DISCONTINUED, my apologies)

Ryou and Bakura in a Nutshell: The sequel to Joey and Kaiba in a Nutshell! pure humor/parody thing, oneshot. COMPLETED

The Pharaoh's Valentine: A slightly fluffy, light, somewhat funny Jou and Yami ficclet. COMPLETED

Drive Me Crazy: My very first FMA ficcy! EnvyxEd fun galore! Ed wears a French maid outfit, has a crush on a girl, and wants Envy to leave him alone...or so he thinks. (COMPLETED!) Sorry, no sequel boys and girls...I do need to rewrite the last chapter, however, sometime soon. Yes I do fail at life! (blows kisses) Now that I look back at the fic, I realize just how badly written it truly was. And yet it's my most-reviewed story. This says a lot about rabid fangirls, ne?

Once Upon a Fairy Tale: A Cinderella Fairy tale starring Edo and Envy. COMPLETED!

Only Us: My first Elricest one-shot. It's pretty dark, haha. COMPLETED!

Crazy/Beautiful: Envy and Ed insanity. Must be my most disturbed work yet XD (ON HOLD!)

Introspective: Yummy. Roy and Envy goodness. Am I the only one who sees the possibilities with this pairing? Angst and death galore. COMPLETED!

Masquerade: First fic of my Naruto kick off, yatta. Welcome to the grand play, will you be able to make it through all of the acts, Naruto-kun? (HIATUS)

Cafe C'est la Vie: A Naruto crack!fic by yours truly and shy7cat; great minds and cafe chaos combine! (WORK IN PROGRESS) (Art Link that started it all: )

I Don't Dance: Gangsta Naruto and Saucy-K. Cause I can. (WIP)

Final Judgement: A Naruto/Death crossover of epic proportions. Because I can. (WIP)

Just Name Your Taste: Random Naruto drabbles of my choosing (WIP-thing)

Black Sheep: The NaruSasu angst at its finest (WIP)