"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.

Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

The Emperor wasn't sure how he ended up in a different universe, or what the parasite leeching off Humanity was. But he was the guardian of Mankind, and there was at least one person on this world worthy of taking up his mantle.

The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.

Taylor becomes a dragon. Hijinks ensue.

This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...

We take the tale up in early February of 2011, when Sophia incites a group of boys to chase Taylor down and duct-tape her to a telephone pole. It all goes horribly wrong from the moment that they catch her. Things will never be the same again, for Taylor Hebert or for Brockton Bay.

A young Death Korp soldier, in a battle with a follower of Chaos, ends up swallowed by the Warp. By a stroke of luck, he's sent to Earth, to a world without an Emperor, to a world where villains and heroes battle it out across the globe. With no Emperor to serve and no war to fight, this young soldier must struggle to find his own path in a world that challenges all his beliefs.

Taylor Hebert had a bad day, and came out of it changed. Some parahumans can control bugs. Some can build advanced technology. Some can do unspeakable things to space and time. Taylor can make magic rings, wondrous metals, mysterious weapons, and may not be a parahuman (or, indeed, human) at all.

A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.

What if several Worm characters had a really bad day, the sort of day from which there is no coming back? What happens to Brockton Bay then?

Part 3 of The Arithmancer Series. Hermione won the war, but her career as the world's greatest arithmancer is just beginning. Now, she has places to go, spells to invent, and a family to start. Oh, and a whole lot of dementors to kill.

While embarking on therapy-mandated activities, Taylor and Sophia literally run into someone on the Boardwalk. This will have far-reaching consequences. (This is the sequel to my other fic, Confrontation.)

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

Ten years previously, the Brockton Bay Brigade attacked Marquis in his home and defeated him; in time, he was sent to the Birdcage. What would happen if things went ... another way?

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

Nicholas Wilde sighed "You know, if this was a movie, they'd just cut from me saving the day at the museum to me getting the badge. Cut out all that tedious, messy, inconvenient hard work and training that wouldn't look good on film." Nick wants to join the ZPD but real life is messy: a criminal conspiracy, having to get a job, and work out what his relationship with Judy is? Messy

He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned

In the midst of a Chaos Invasion, a Tech-Priest of Mars is flung through a Warp Gate. Rather than a gruesome end at the hands of Chaos, the Omnissiah spared the adept's life. Now the Tech-Priest finds himself in a strange world with strange people, and must use his holy knowledge to protect it.

A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.

Taylor gets a different set of powers, and canon begins to diverge almost immediately ...

To Harry Potter, Fifth Year seemed like the same as any other. Classmates, homework, new dangers, Voldemort risen in the shadows… the usual, even with a Dementor attack kicking things off. But how long can he maintain the illusion that everything is under control? As hope for a normal life slips away through his fingers, will Harry bear the weight of it all... or will it crush him?

When the Forward Unto Dawn lands in the North, it sets the stage for untold repercussions which will ripple throughout the whole of Westeros. With civil war threatening to tear the land apart, and an entirely more dire threat arising beyond the Wall, John and Cortana take it upon themselves to again protect the whole of mankind; from both it's own demons... and those beyond.

Tonight, Hobbie Klivian tests out Incom's latest X-wing model! Wes Janson and Tycho Celchu build a light freighter from scratch! And our tame racing pilot tries public transit!

Following the second outbreak of savage mammals perpetrated by a fox going by the name of Flip the city of Zootopia has struggled to come to grips with the inter-species tensions the crisis provoked. Now, just when it appeared that things were beginning to calm down, came an outbreak of brutal assaults and murders that has left the ZPD scrambling to contain the violence.

Taylor Hebert is the grandchild of Magneto, a villain from another world. She has inherited his powers. Is the world prepared for a mistress of magnetism?

Taylor Hebert triggers in the locker, and the story begins. But what if someone else had a trigger of their own, years earlier? How would the story change?

Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.

Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.

When Amy Dallon encounters someone from her distant past, her life will change forever.

All tinkers have voices in their heads, telling then to take over the world and show them all, right? Big thanks to my betas for helping me in this.

Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. Then she wakes up in her grave, changed. Powerful. With faint memories of a life not her own. And why does she dream of a castle in the mountains?

Granted powers from another world, Taylor Hebert must deal with a Cape world that is out to kill her when they discover that she can permanently steal powers.

Taking place after the events in the Movie, starting directly after the Gazelle concert, the building feelings they both have to each other come to a head and take an unexpected turn. While mostly a slice of life as Judy and Nick find out more about each other, and try to figure out their relationship, loose ends from the missing mammals case will eventually emerge.

Taylor and Danny Hebert trigger at the same time, and get linked powers. As Compass Rose and Pathfinder, they must explore their new abilities, and the effects of these powers on the world around them.

In the grim darkness of the future there is only war. But what happpens to a Space Marine when he is stranded in a place where his unique set of talents are neither needed, desired, or valued by humanity? What is a weapon's purpose without a war to fight in?

After Bellwether's arrest, Judy finds herself in hospital. Nick comes to visit, but a drugged Judy sets a chain of events into motion that makes them both wonder if they can just be friends anymore. (Rated M for language and lemon juice in this slice of life blueberry pie) *ON HIATUS*

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

Judy and Nick discover there's more to life in the ZPD than just catching criminals.

Pull a thread and the tapestry unravels. A song of ice and fire from the very first note. All the difference a drunk, a dwarf and a dragonbone dagger might have made in the right order. An audacious attempt to weave something new from the same web G R R Martin has spun. Likely to be epic length, and to contain aspects of all genres. Will be written faster than Winds of Winter!

In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.

Working for the ZPD is a demanding job, especially when you are the first of your kind on the force. Although Nick and Judy make an effective team, trying to balance the demands of work while still maintaining a social life is a challenge of all its own—especially in the face of social pressures brought by living in a city still recovering from pred/prey tensions.

The continuation from Sad Judy. Against his better judgment, Nick agrees to tag along with Judy on a trip to Bunnyburrows to meet her parents. Naturally, Stu is less than pleased that his daughter has thrown her lot in with a fox, of all animals. contains swearing and sexual themes.

Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny

Dudley's training makes a difference.

Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.

Judy and Nick are wrapping up their careers as patrollers and moving up in the echelons of the ZPD. Not a moment too soon, as a seemingly open-and-shut case reveals a deadly conspiracy that could tear the megalopolis apart. Once again, Team WildeHopps must race against the clock against cunning old enemies and dangerous new ones. Artists tumblr: :/ mistermead . tumblr . com

To protect and serve the citizens of Zootopia, an officer must be willing to give his or her all. But the weight of the badge is heavy, and the price all officers must pay will be steep. When a simple call goes wrong, all are reminded of the burden of standing on the thin blue line.

Babylon five is a haven for warriors, idealists, dreamers, and wanderers. How much damage can one more ship of fanatics do in the long run?

Nick Wilde... Hustler, con man, and freshly promoted police detective. It's a past that can make others reluctant to trust him, and makes him reluctant to trust others. When do you need to be suspicious, and when should you let your guard down? Judy Hopps, a small unstoppable force determined to get her way. Add the wild reputation of rabbits, and Nick isn't sure how to react.

The Robert Baratheon who takes the crown in AC 283 is not the man who they expected, nor will he be the king they looked for. Through the eyes of others as the Seven Kingdoms seeks an new balance of power under a new dynasty. (SI).

With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE

An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)

An overbearing boss, a new rabbit on the force, judgmental strangers, and, of course, a series of violent murders. Because you know, thought Nick, why make things easy? [rated M for later chapters]

"They were his ultimate nightmare: a red and grey, fluffy, walking, talking, laughing, will-they-won't-they abomination of adorableness." In which a rabbit and a fox fight crime, each other, sexual tension, their boss, their parents, more sexual tension, kidnappers, their boss's boss, and sexual tension. Heck, let's throw a monsoon in there for good measure. WildeHopps

Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay

The continuing adventures of not Ned trying to bring a little peace and sanity to the Seven Kingdoms. Sean's accomplished Step One; and for better or worse, Stannis now sits the Iron Throne. Unfortunately, the King's brother Renly wants Westeros for himself and he's got more than enough swords to do it. What can the actor from Sheffield do to keep the realm from splitting assunder?

Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.

Nick has recently joined the police force and his new life is beginning. Judy is the revered bunny cop who saved the city and proved those in Zootopia can really be anything. The two start solving cases together, dealing with the changes in the city, hoping things stay the same between them. However, things aren't as they seem in this city, and new stories are about to be told...

His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?

It's literally just NickxJudy sex lol. Casual, loving, and friendly. Light pred-prey elements. Judy on top. NSFW OBVIOUSLY.

Nick and Judy have long since settled in as ZPD officers, but nothing stays the same for long. Careers develop, crimes occur, and feelings blossom in the mammal metropolis of Zootopia.

Judy, tormented by impure thoughts towards Nick, fights the urge to reveal a secret to him. She is afraid to ruin the romantic relationship they had built over the past couple months, but could Nick possibly feel the same way?

What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.

Springtime is in the air. Nick wishes he was in the wind.

Judy's parents visit her apartment for a much awaited get-together and tour around Zootopia. Unfortunately for them, they just might discover their sweet, innocent Judy isn't quite as innocent as they thought...

When Gil tries to shut down the time stop with a desperate move that has fatal consequences, the shockwave throws Agatha's abduction party across time, space, and dimensions into Atlantis. What will it take for Agatha to get home and save her universe from annihilation? And how will the Pegasus Galaxy cope with even a friendly Heterodyne invasion? (AU, gen, b/g canon pairings)

Nick finds himself love - and Judy isn't involved. Follow Judy as she tries to confront the crushing loneliness brewing away inside of her. Pulled from the dark recesses of 4chan, henceforth the first half is converted from greentext. Contains occasional swearing and sexual themes. You've been warned.

After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi

AU. One small divergence, the smallest of errors, and the balance of fate tips. It is 2552. Reach is spared, for now. Operation Red Flag goes forth. The Covenant will learn that this war that they have started 27 years ago have only just begun.

When Sirius falls through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries Harry attempts to nose-dive after him. A strange encounter for Harry radically changes his world view;why worry about a Dark Lord when there's a good book to explore?

The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.

A single-/dual-point-of-departure spinoff from Less Wrong's brilliant story "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", branching away in Chapter 81. Hermione is sent to Azkaban, but Harry is not about to give up. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like his enemy is about to leave things alone either.

Taylor's encounter against Lung doesn't go very well at all. She wakes up in hospital, and Armsmaster has some questions.

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

After a hard night's celebrating at the cast and crew party for the end of filming Season One of Game of Thrones, Sean wakes up to discover he's not in Kansas anymore.

Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.

In a million worlds, a girl named Taylor Hebert, trapped in a locker foul beyond imagination, triggered and gained the power to control insects and arthropods, blessed by the power of the Queen Administrator shard. Here, Taylor's shard has something approaching its full potential. A story of... Administration

Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...

Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.

The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.

Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

What if Carrow had never left the Charnel Guard, had never entered the Inquisition?

Do the traitor legions hold any regrets? This is the prologue to a much larger tale, which is Mrated. If enough people like it, I'll start putting the additional chapters online. Be warned; the full version is a long story currently at 134k wordcount with another 60k to write. Still, I'd appreciate any comments.

Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.

Harry is affected more by the abuse at home,that, a chance meeting with a snake, and a marriage contract send him down a different path. In the process of being Beta'ed. Under Edit

Taylor Hebert wanted to be a hero, but she never really planned out how she was going to get there. If she had been a little more proactive before putting on a costume things would have gone differently, that's for sure. Better? Well, that's a different question.

Third Impact AU. Shinji Ikari survives Third Impact only to find out that the end of everything is just the beginning...

An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.

Wherein Blackadder meets Ciaphas Cain. Hilarity ensues.

A short-one shot plot bunny I wrote down. What if the God-Emperor of Mankind and Emperor Palpatine switched bodies? EDIT: 11/15/2012, Chapter 5 has been edited and rewritten.

The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.

This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with

Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R

Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.

AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO

A company of modern Space Marines is hurled backwards in time to the era of the Great Crusade. AU.

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine

Jon has spent 20,000 years making life. Q says he's doing it all wrong. Could be either movieverse or comicverse Watchmen, since Dr. Manhattan's story is similar between the two.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

It is the 41st millennium, and there is only Blackadder.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.

Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.