hey peoples!

My name is Katie (obviously) I'm 15 and love to surf. my favorite color is turquoise and purple . Other random junk about me.

i have a golden retriever

i can kinda cook. although sometimes I'm not allowed in the kitchen for a while. like the time i accidentally set the tacos on fire and the time i blew up the potato.

I've been described as "one of those super smart people with no common sense"

i have just as many guy friends as girl friends.

i think my neighbor is a perverted creeper. (who eats chalk although he denies it)(Jk hes one of my besties!)

i LOVE fudge

and ice cream

and chocolate

i am proud to admit being a book nerd.

i lurve maximum Ride! to the point of being obsessed.

i can't spell my way out of a paper bag.

I play softball for my school (confence champs! woot woot!) and ref for soccer games.

i have a super busy schedule and almost no time to write. (unless you count my random 2am 'ohmygawd i have a brilliant idea!' moments as writing)

i have never broke/spained/fractured/twisted ANYTHING (which is surprising for how accident prone i am...)(i fall. A LOT)

I once read the entire Harry Potter series in six days. i was called a nerd( i agreed). Harry Potter books are very good at getting people to take back what they said...

i watched harry potter and the Deathly Hallows 3 times. in two weeks XD

LIfe Lessons
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you