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Instine unceremoniously takes a deep breath, and out of the deep recesses and caveties of her body comes a single sound and it shakes the world like no earthquake had before, created tidal waves that reached the sky, and split the earth to its core. "Um..." "Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." --Elbert Hubbard I take a large enjoyment in flames. Why, you ask? Because Mother always said to love your enemies, 'cuz then they'll just hate you even more. Thank you very much for reading, favoriting, and giving positive and negative feedback. |
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Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Ounce for Ounce by kc-archive reviews
Pyramid Head & Maria. He had a strong sense of duty, or maybe just a weak sense of independence.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Pyramid Head, Maria - Complete
Watch by firefly reviews
A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
The Vitality of Being Eloquent by Aelibia reviews
Daichi centric, an augmented version of number nine in A Temporary Madness. Daichi is pulling all his oratory skills out of his back pocket for this one, folks. How else could he explain why the Akatsuki complex was burned to the ground?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Face Value by firefly reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Jaundiced Eye by firefly reviews
After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Extasis by firefly reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Hamburger by kc-archive reviews
Kankurou & Sakura. The brink of death is said to be the most peaceful place to be, granting one whatever sensation one desires most. Unfortunately, Kankurou can't get a break.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
Callow Lamb by firefly reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete